I don't drink coffee because coffee hates me and tastes like shit.
Tea is okay though.
By hates me I mean loves to burn the fuck out of my hands. I can't really feel heat on my hands anymore because of how much steaming hot coffee I've got on them over time.
[editline]24th February 2013[/editline]
also jesus just when I thought someone ordered a lot of cream in their coffee some chick got the amount you would get in TWO extra larges AND THEN SOME in a medium
it was more than half full of cream
then another guy got the amount you'd get in two x-larges and a medium in one x-large and that was also a lot but still not as much as that one chick (who also wanted a donut with sugar on it, which is this
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and not powdered)
I've spilled boiling water on myself quite a bit, always whenever I'm making tea/coffee. Once on my chest, then I made the mistake of rubbing it with my shirt.. BIG MISTAKE!
Another time was when I completely missed the cup pouring in the water, straight on my arm. :v:
I honestly can't feel heat or cold with my hands anymore. It's pretty weird.
[QUOTE=Saza;39700955]
also jesus just when I thought someone ordered a lot of cream in their coffee some chick got the amount you would get in TWO extra larges AND THEN SOME in a medium
it was more than half full of cream
[/QUOTE]
Cream is awesome sometimes i just drink cream.
I love cream.
[editline]24th February 2013[/editline]
When i was 7 i was brushing the floor and i accidentally knocked a freshly boiled, half full kettle onto my arm and melted all the skin off.
I barely remember it, but yeah i had no skin on my arms and severe damage to my tissue but i healed completely, how lucky.
I just don't go anywhere near boiling water.
I did things to it, and now it hates me :c
Edit:
Wow you can still see when I spilled it on me when I was younger.
i burned myself at work on a 220c oven the other day, my forearm is pain
[QUOTE=Harpie;39701046]i burned myself at work on a 220c oven the other day, my forearm is pain[/QUOTE]
where do you work? i know my forearm hit the inside of the TURBOCHEF a coupla days ago and it stung for a while
[QUOTE=Chickens!;39700919]What is this hipster speak.[/QUOTE]
Kuerig Kahlua coffee. It doesn't taste good.
I add non-dairy creamer and it's better.
k cup coffee tastes like ass 99% of the time anyway
Not this caramel stuff I got. It's good.
[QUOTE=Saza;39701065]where do you work? i know my forearm hit the inside of the TURBOCHEF a coupla days ago and it stung for a while[/QUOTE]
I work at an italian restaurant. I'm an apprentice so I'm only currently doing starters, salads and oysters among a couple other things but while everyone is on their lunch break it's my job to prep up the garlic potatoes and put them in the oven. Everyone in the kitchen is constantly holding a folded towel in their palm because theres a 90% chance that whatever you're going to grab in the kitchen is going to burn you.
The salamander as they call it which is just a tray grill is just as hot and I've burned my hands many times. They also encourage you to grab the garlic bread straight out of the grill and onto the baskets so that your fingers get calluses. Maybe I should start playing guitar again, might be an easier way to accomplish dead fingers.
[QUOTE=Harpie;39701129]I work at an italian restaurant. I'm an apprentice so I'm only currently doing starters, salads and oysters among a couple other things but while everyone is on their lunch break it's my job to prep up the garlic potatoes and put them in the oven. Everyone in the kitchen is constantly holding a folded towel in their palm because theres a 90% chance that whatever you're going to grab in the kitchen is going to burn you.
The salamander as they call it which is just a tray grill is just as hot and I've burned my hands many times. They also encourage you to grab the garlic bread straight out of the grill and onto the baskets so that your fingers get calluses. Maybe I should start playing guitar again, might be an easier way to accomplish dead fingers.[/QUOTE]
oh
I could never work in a restaurant. That's pretty cool I guess, though
Anyways I am a coffee fan myself but I can understand why you all hate it. For me you need a really good coffee for it to actually be enjoyable, at the same time you need to be in the mood for it, and i've had way more bad coffees then I have had good coffees. I wouldn't say it's an aquired taste, you either like it and you don't, and still to this day when I start sipping a coffee I don't even enjoy it until I've had a couple bitter sips, then it's good til the bottom. Also incorrectly mixing sugar into a coffee can ruin it too, plenty of times I've had coffee given to me by a waitress I know makes good coffee only for it to taste really bitter, then reach the bottom where theres a slimy pool of sugar that had been dumped straight in and not stirred in. Coffee is really bitter, and when you pack it with sugar to counter that you may as well just be drinking a sweet drink in the first place like a hot chocolate or something. Don't be ashamed or feel bad if you don't like coffee
[editline]25th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Saza;39701146]oh
I could never work in a restaurant. That's pretty cool I guess, though[/QUOTE]
Are you working in fast food? I used to when I was doing school. The joke is that fast food pays way more than being an actual cook
Flu's almost over, I am capable of coherent and sequential thought again.
[QUOTE=Harpie;39701168]Anyways I am a coffee fan myself but I can understand why you all hate it. For me you need a really good coffee for it to actually be enjoyable, at the same time you need to be in the mood for it, and i've had way more bad coffees then I have had good coffees. I wouldn't say it's an aquired taste, you either like it and you don't, and still to this day when I start sipping a coffee I don't even enjoy it until I've had a couple bitter sips, then it's good til the bottom. Also incorrectly mixing sugar into a coffee can ruin it too, plenty of times I've had coffee given to me by a waitress I know makes good coffee only for it to taste really bitter, then reach the bottom where theres a slimy pool of sugar that had been dumped straight in and not stirred in. Coffee is really bitter, and when you pack it with sugar to counter that you may as well just be drinking a sweet drink in the first place like a hot chocolate or something. Don't be ashamed or feel bad if you don't like coffee
[editline]25th February 2013[/editline]
Are you working in fast food? I used to when I was doing school. The joke is that fast food pays way more than being an actual cook[/QUOTE]
yes, I work at Dunkin' Donuts with not horrible pay (not much over minimum wage, though)
Wow you people and your fancy Chai Teas and Keurigs and stuff, man, I just roll with my Coffee Maker, a bit of sweetener and some Almond Milk as a substitute for creamer. Tastes great and works well!
I've been drinking sugar-roasted drip for like two months now because my espresso machine broke and I'm too lazy to fix it/get it fixed and I'm 2cheap for decent coffee if it's not going in a decent machine
*shrug*
H4ngman facts No. ?: I secretly like patchouli. I would never ever put some on and go out in public but I do like the smell. As a matter of fact I'm having a bath with patchouli in it right now
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39702121]H4ngman facts No. ?: I secretly like patchouli. I would never ever put some on and go out in public but I do like the smell. As a matter of fact I'm having a bath with patchouli in it right now[/QUOTE]
So you're in the bath with your laptop?
Back the truck up!
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39702121]H4ngman facts No. ?: I secretly like patchouli. I would never ever put some on and go out in public but I do like the smell. As a matter of fact I'm having a bath with patchouli in it right now[/QUOTE]
what did you carry into the bathtub, you're on win7
My BF got me a french press for xmas and I use it every day when I have the morning/day off (so, time to make it). It's so good, by far the best coffee I've had when I use fresh ground dark arbician beans and get my portions right.
Otherwise I just use my automatic drip machine set programmed to start in the morning if I have some place to go.
Though of course a real (legit) latte will always win out.
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Took this pic in denver last summer. I recently discovered a local coffee shop that make "classic" lattees/mochas just like this, and its excellent. I don't normally like my coffee without any sweetness to it but I can have stuff like the above without it and it'll taste pretty good.
I like any coffee if i add an fuckton of sugar and a good amount of milk.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39702143]what did you carry into the bathtub, you're on win7[/QUOTE]
Not at the moment of writing, silly. By the time you would have read it
i dont like hot drinks they burn my tongue :c
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;39702677]I like any coffee if i add an fuckton of sugar and a good amount of milk.[/QUOTE]
then why dont you just have coffee ice cream instead at that point
[QUOTE=Harpie;39700175] skinny jeans :c[/QUOTE]
theres your problem
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39702829]theres your problem[/QUOTE]
I want some skinny jeans
Skinny jeans are nice so long as they fit you perfectly snug.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;39698874]you worded that weird like as if we're aliens or something[/QUOTE]
I mean it in the most tongue in cheek manner of course.
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