[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39729992]has anybody thought about using a marker pen to draw a nipple on the back of a babies head, so that when they breastfeed, their head looks a bit like a breast?[/QUOTE]
This is the kind of stuff i think about doing when i should be learning what a confabulation is.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;39729995]Bone fragments can show up in any meat
If hard stuff shows up in your salad it's a problem with the specific product
was also mostly being sarcastic, although I prefer not eating meat for some reason
[editline]26th February 2013[/editline]
how do you explain the hair[/QUOTE]
Shit I just realized.
Maybe put a little hat on it so it looks like a nipple?
So I just had a phonecall from Target.
Instead of working nightshift with a pay of about $9-$10 an hour, I have been "Promoted" to working in the technology section, selling phones, tablets etc earning about $14-$16 an hour.
This is before I have even started working there. I have a feeling this is going to be good.
Hmm I need a job
If the interview went well, I might get a job at mcdonalds.
For now, I shall deliver leaflets to the obese for a health club, and work in a biscuit factory packing fudge. Irregularly.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39730713]
For now, I shall deliver leaflets to the obese for a health club, and work in a biscuit factory packing fudge.[/QUOTE]
So you have literally found a way to profit from hypocrisy that's kind of cool actually
[editline]26th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39729262]centerlink / welfare "adjusted" my payments because of mums promotion.. went from 9 dollars a fortnight to 3 dollars and a few cents a fortnight.
free cup of coffee every fortnight I guess[/QUOTE]
I get $160 quarterly from the government of saskatchewan
financial problems solved
[QUOTE=Zeke129;39730782]So you have literally found a way to profit from hypocrisy that's kind of cool actually[/QUOTE]
I get free biscuits too, but I also walk everywhere as well, so that's even cooler.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39723727]It seems like I'm going to be stuck with online long distance relationships for the rest of my life, and I can't handle that.[/QUOTE]
youre a teenager, how can you predict the next 70 or so years of your life
[QUOTE=Harpie;39731102]youre a teenager, how can you predict the next 70 or so years of your life[/QUOTE]
Well you never know how long you're going to live really. Living every day like its my last is my philosophy.
[editline]27th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Animosus;39730658]So I just had a phonecall from Target.
Instead of working nightshift with a pay of about $9-$10 an hour, I have been "Promoted" to working in the technology section, selling phones, tablets etc earning about $14-$16 an hour.
This is before I have even started working there. I have a feeling this is going to be good.[/QUOTE]
It's great that there's a target opening up in my town next month since they came to Canada, I'm going to talk to the GM on site before they open to see if they have any positions available.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39730831]I get free biscuits too[/QUOTE]
holy god damn
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39731116]Well you never know how long you're going to live really. Living every day like its my last is my philosophy.[/QUOTE]
Then why would you say that? If you wanted to live everyday like it's your last, then do it. Go out into the world and meet some people. It's never too late for anything, man. You just have to work for it.
Wait there are targets coming to Canada
I thought Zellers was basically the Canadian target.
[QUOTE=Mysterious;39731142]Then why would you say that? If you wanted to live everyday like it's your last, you could always try going out and meeting new people. It's never too late for anything, man.[/QUOTE]
Still stuck in high school with no car or money blah blah blah. And it's a blizzard outside so I'd rather work out instead.
[editline]27th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39731145]Wait there are targets coming to Canada
I thought Zellers was basically the Canadian target.[/QUOTE]
Zellers was bought by target and now they're coming to Canada. I see them popping up everywhere.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39731149]Still stuck in high school with no car or money blah blah blah. And it's a blizzard outside so I'd rather work out instead.[/QUOTE]
To be honest, and from my experience at least, it's not really a good time to really start thinking about relationship stuff in the middle of High School. Almost all of my friends who had relationship problems during high school have become emotional wrecks after the graduated. Best to really sink your teeth into life when you're about to graduate.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;39731145]Wait there are targets coming to Canada
I thought Zellers was basically the Canadian target.[/QUOTE]
Zellers closed.
It's 2AM
For the past 4 days I've been telling myself I'll get that essay done by 7pm haven't even started the thing
I have the longest week ahead and probably won't manage in time holy fuck what am I doing with my life halp
Hello gays
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;39731183]Zellers closed.[/QUOTE]
Really? I thought they were bought out because literally every single zellers store that closed became a target.
Life is good, I've got my drivers license and I drove myself to school today! And I'll be seeing my awesome boyfriend this weekend hopefully :~)
[QUOTE=MonkeysLP;39731191]It's 2AM
For the past 4 days I've been telling myself I'll get that essay done by 7pm haven't even started the thing
I have the longest week ahead and probably won't manage in time holy fuck what am I doing with my life halp
Hello gays[/QUOTE]
procrastination is fun
and by fun I mean terrible
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39731200]Really? I thought they were bought out because literally every single zellers store that closed became a target.[/QUOTE]
Well maybe they bought it out, no clues about that, but in my city it closed and no target came there.
Dude you're from Quebec
[QUOTE=MonkeysLP;39731253]Dude you're from Quebec[/QUOTE]
Last i checked Quebec was in Canada.
UNLESS THE UPRISING BEGAN, HOT DAMN I GOTTA GRAB ME A SHOTGUN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!
???
[editline]27th February 2013[/editline]
nooo gay thread please don't go quiet now or I'll have no excuse not to go sleep :(
[QUOTE=MonkeysLP;39731253]Dude you're from Quebec[/QUOTE]
And Québec is in Canada, and Zellers is a Canadian business. What is your point?
o ye
I got myself a summer job but then I completely forgot that I don't have a job for now. Been dong nothing for 2 months. hmmmmmmmm
