The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition

[MasterFen007]

Can anyone tell me whether or not Life of Pi is a good film? I'm gonna be seeing it with my boyfriend in 6 days and I wanna know what I should be focusing on in the cinema: the film, or where exactly my hands'll be throughout. :3:

[eurocracy]

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;38948920]Can anyone tell me whether or not Life of Pi is a good film? I'm gonna be seeing it with my boyfriend in 6 days and I wanna know what I should be focusing on in the cinema: the film, or where exactly my hands'll be throughout. :3:[/QUOTE]
According to critics it's supposed to be great.

[l l]

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;38948920]Can anyone tell me whether or not Life of Pi is a good film? I'm gonna be seeing it with my boyfriend in 6 days and I wanna know what I should be focusing on in the cinema: the film, or where exactly my hands'll be throughout. :3:[/QUOTE]

I saw it with Sparkwire, I still have the ticket somewhere. :3

I liked it.

[MasterFen007]

Alright, I'll just have to save it for later that evening :v:

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=eurocracy;38948955]According to critics it's supposed to be great.[/QUOTE]
According to critics King's Speech was really good, but I was too busy dissecting which parts were just included to bait Oscars to enjoy it.

[Paul McCartney]

I don't like it for the same reason that Charlie Brooker didn't like it.

King George single handedly caused WW2. He declared war on Germany, not the other way around.

[editline]23rd December 2012[/editline]

And he's generally responsible for the downfall of the empire.

[Metanar]

[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;38949359]I don't like it for the same reason that Charlie Brooker didn't like it.

King George single handedly caused WW2. He declared war on Germany, not the other way around.

[editline]23rd December 2012[/editline]

And he's generally responsible for the downfall of the empire.[/QUOTE]

king george didn't declare war, chamberlain did... he didn't have anywhere near that much authority

[eurocracy]

I don't think you understand how the 'monarchy' of england works Paul. The monarch does fuck all

[shteev]

my new [URL="http://puu.sh/1EwFm"]ringtone[/URL] is pretty hot.

[Sparkwire]

[QUOTE=l l;38948956]I saw it with Sparkwire, I still have the ticket somewhere. :3

I liked it.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://puu.sh/1EwSZ/dc943c6cd8b7377e7d1cd12797bb97c0[/img]

i have mine

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=eurocracy;38949525]I don't think you understand how the 'monarchy' of england works Paul. The monarch does fuck all[/QUOTE]
Don't say that to that guy who argued that astrologers used the scientific method, though.

[Paul McCartney]

My mistake. I assumed that since he gave the speech that said "We are declaring war on you", he was responsible for declaring war on them.

[editline]23rd December 2012[/editline]

Eh. Him and Chamberlain each gave speeches on the same day about it.

[EtBuh]

Hey guys, just saying Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! About to drive to New York for the 25th then driving to Ohio for the new year. Have a safe holiday!

[h4ngman]

[QUOTE=eurocracy;38948500]I wish I had better recall with that dream I told you about, I could never remember that much >.<[/QUOTE]

Just fill in the blanks with my concentrated handsomeness and you should be fine

[ep9832]

i did all my christmas shopping this year at the dollar tree

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JDcHbl.jpg[/IMG]

praise that dollar tree

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=ep9832;38951335]i did all my christmas shopping this year at the dollar tree

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JDcHbl.jpg[/IMG]

praise that dollar tree[/QUOTE]
make a christmas tree out of them

[Qaus]

putting christ back in christmas
god bless you ep9832

[Gravity Ponds]

Christmas eve and my house has no xmas lights, no tree, no presents
I think we're doing it wrong.

[TehWhale]

The day before Christmas eve and we have a short, skinny tree with a single strand of lights on it with a couple presents beneath. A toasty fireplace warming the living room and eating cookies. I think we're doing it okay

[.Lain]

My eldest brother and his wife come over for christmas and eat here, they can't really cook :v:
We put the christmas tree in the corner beside the fireplace, it's cosy

[l l]

I'm not having Christmas, all we have "out" is a seasonal doormat.

[Bletotum]

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;38951428]We put the christmas tree in the corner beside the fireplace[/QUOTE]

Celebrating christmas, you decide to put up a tree. You have nowhere to put this tree but beside the fireplace, and so you do it anyway. The tree catches fire, and your house burns down. Your insurance refuses to pay, and you must now live on the streets. Having no money for food, you have only one option: male prostitution.

Don't become a male prostitute.
Don't celebrate christmas.

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=Bletotum;38951509]Celebrating christmas, you decide to put up a tree. You have nowhere to put this tree but beside the fireplace, and so you do it anyway. The tree catches fire, and your house burns down. Your insurance refuses to pay, and you must now live on the streets. Having no money for food, you have only one option: male prostitution.

Don't become a male prostitute.
Don't celebrate christmas.[/QUOTE]
Well technically we have a big stove with a door, so it's safe as can be :v:

[Awaken90125]

Sigh
Boyfriend gettingt drunk at a party....

[Hoob]

my family doesn't like multi-colored lights so our tree has white lights

in an act of rebellion to prove my love for multi-colored lights i procured a small box of them and stealthily wrapped them around a lamp near the tree

fuck trees lampmas for life

[Gravity Ponds]

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;38951696]Sigh
Boyfriend gettingt drunk at a party....[/QUOTE]
And?

[Awaken90125]

I can't get drunk because I have to drive :(
And I don't know anybody so I have nothing to do but sit on my phone

[editline]24th December 2012[/editline]

I am also still upset about how he is going to move

[JDB]

[QUOTE=shteev;38949558]my new [URL="http://puu.sh/1EwFm"]ringtone[/URL] is pretty hot.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE]best one[/url]

For some reason people look around with the look "wtf is that noise" when my phone goes off.

[KorJax]

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;38947189]My boyfriend might be moving like an hour and a half away and now I am a total mess :([/QUOTE]

Hour and a half away isn't that bad. Super easy to meet up weekly at least. My BF lives 45 minutes away and its not so bad making the drive to visit and vice versa.

Sure you lose the ability to just spontaneously meet up any day but you can still see each other often and usually on a whim if you plan ahead

[editline]24th December 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=EtBuh;38949724]Hey guys, just saying Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! About to drive to New York for the 25th then driving to Ohio for the new year. Have a safe holiday![/QUOTE]

Have fun in Ohio! Don't get stuck here.

[t]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2MVI2w7rzwI/S8zqnBf3cHI/AAAAAAAAAm4/faCU862zpbc/s1600/ohio.jpg[/t]

[TehWhale]

[QUOTE=Rika-chan;38951696]Sigh
Boyfriend gettingt drunk at a party....[/QUOTE]aren't you the guy who caused your boyfriend to have heart troubles after you yelled at him (probably for something as dumb as this)