[QUOTE=Hammer7;38788597]Umm... ehh... m'kay.[/QUOTE]
guys tend to have penises so I didn't really feel like the need to write dickguy.
[QUOTE=moffe;38788651]guys tend to have penises so I didn't really feel like the need to write dickguy.[/QUOTE]
Actually by "dickguy" I imagined a dude with two dicks. It was horrifying.
[QUOTE=Hammer7;38788681]Actually by "dickguy" I imagined a dude with two dicks. It was horrifying.[/QUOTE]
would certainly make for interesting threesomes.
[QUOTE=moffe;38788704]would certainly make for interesting threesomes.[/QUOTE]
and handjobs :v
Or akimbo masturbating.
[QUOTE=Hammer7;38788735]Or akimbo masturbating.[/QUOTE]
With double tap.
[img_thumb]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120122013802/callofduty/images/b/b5/Specialty_rof.png[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;38788752]With double tap.
[img_thumb]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120122013802/callofduty/images/b/b5/Specialty_rof.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120121063426/callofduty/images/thumb/9/98/Reload.png/128px-Reload.png[/img]
Gotta go faster.
Pranks calls at 1.30am lol
hard cunt on a private number....
Oh yes I am a genius
Some friends and I are playing Secret Santa over the web and I asked for a dildo, so if someone from my family confronts me about it I'll just shrug it off and say it was just for fun (he will also send me a book, just in case)
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;38788972]Oh yes I am a genius
Some friends and I are playing Secret Santa over the web and I asked for a dildo, so if someone from my family confronts me about it I'll just shrug it off and say it was just for fun (he will also send me a book, just in case)[/QUOTE]
I'm having a secret santa at work on the 16th but I don't have any money for presents :(
Okay, semi-serious and maybe utterly stupid question:
How does gay sex work? Up it or...?
[QUOTE=Nitro836;38789195]Okay, semi-serious and maybe utterly stupid question:
How does gay sex work? Up it or...?[/QUOTE]
cock --> orifice (or frot or similar)
repeat until you achieve climax
Lube up and stick it up his butt
[QUOTE=Nitro836;38789195]Okay, semi-serious and maybe utterly stupid question:
How does gay sex work? Up it or...?[/QUOTE]
All i can say is that it's hawt and you don't have to be active/passive, be both, why not? Take it and leave it v:v:v
That would be a good question to ask actually, I'm curious.
What does everyone prefer? Going top, going bottom, or do you not mind?
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] for top.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img] for bottom.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img] for both.
I think most would say both, but I do still believe that one does always have a favorite, even though it may go back and forth.
[QUOTE=Contron;38789235]That would be a good question to ask actually, I'm curious.
What does everyone prefer? Going top, going bottom, or do you not mind?
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] for top.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/img] for bottom.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img] for both.[/QUOTE]
With both do you mean "both at the same time"? As in, in the middle of a sandwich? :v:
No pun intended..
Thanks for answering without getting stingy at me.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;38789300]With both do you mean "both at the same time"? As in, in the middle of a sandwich? :v:[/QUOTE]
Both as in you don't mind going top [b]or[/b] bottom.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;38789300]With both do you mean "both at the same time"? As in, in the middle of a sandwich? :v:[/QUOTE]
pretty sure he means both as in you don't prefer one over the other and you are cool with doing both of them.
You people seem to have missed my joke.
Anyway, what do I vote if I want neither? Despite never having tried, I'm not a friend of anal.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;38785880]sexuality is just what flavor of person you want to do the horizontal mambo with and it will potentially change from time to time and nobody but yourself should care but some people do and people always will because some people just care about other people's dingalings more than their own salamis[/QUOTE]
To quote Bjork, Our Lord And Savior
"I think everyone's bisexual to some degree or another; it's just a question of whether or not you choose to recognize it and embrace it. Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors."
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38788391]I am curious to know where he/she wants the dick.
Does she have penis jealousy or is it a dude just wanting a dick.[/QUOTE]
I am the man who found the source, it's just Hourou Musuko, a manga (and then anime) about a boy and a girl who want to be a girl and a boy. That there is the girl who wants to be a boy. And then they both start getting really bummed out when they go through puberty and it gets more difficult to pass themselves off as the other sex.
One of the endings of the anime was pretty depressing, it just has the boy (who wants to be a girl) seeing his grandma and then she's like "oh you're taller than your sister now" which makes him realise he's going more and more into puberty, and then the episode ends there.
Being the filling of a sandwich is one of my greatest dreams. My number two dream was already solved, which was waking up while receiving a blowjob.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;38789331]You people seem to have missed my joke.
Anyway, what do I vote if I want neither? Despite never having tried, I'm not a friend of anal.[/QUOTE]
how can you say you don't like anal if you haven't tried, it feels really good Imo.
Man I'm realising lately I'm not even bisexual I'm just open minded. I need to stop being such a late bloomer asap.
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;38789346]Being the filling of a sandwich is one of my greatest dreams. My number two dream was already solved, which was waking up while receiving a blowjob.[/QUOTE]
That's a new one.
DatWut? do yourself a favour and lube up a finger and stick it up your butt lol
Feels
[I]so[/I] good.
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;38789346]Being the filling of a sandwich is one of my greatest dreams. My number two dream was already solved, which was waking up while receiving a blowjob.[/QUOTE]
are you me? well except for the part where the second dream was fulfilled since that's never happened to me.
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;38789358]DatWut? do yourself a favour and lube up a finger and stick it up your butt lol
Feels
[I]so[/I] good.[/QUOTE]
I tried that and did not like that.
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