The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition - General

[QUOTE=MadBomber;38986652]( * ) <-------3 If you get my drift[/QUOTE] that is the most disgusting thing i've seen on the internet today

[QUOTE=MadBomber;38986721]I think internet friend will be a hard thing to push, his mother is quite protective. Won't let him travel too far on his own let alone have a stranger turn up at the doorstep. I could try and woo his mother over the phone though :v:[/QUOTE] man i've been in an e-relationship for like two years now (and it's going to be just under three when I finally get to meet him in person, apparently) and I'd say that you're not gonna be able to hold anything "in" when you actually do meet him so you both are going to have to find some way to meet somewhere without homophobic parents Have you come out to your parents? If so you should look for every possible option to have him visit you, I dunno how college works there but here we have vacations and stuff :v:

I have my own flat at uni. The ideal situation is he visits me however like I said his timetable for college is highly packed and strict and even if it was a holiday it will be odd if he just vanished to somewhere miles away for a week.

[QUOTE=MadBomber;38986721]I think internet friend will be a hard thing to push, his mother is quite protective. Won't let him travel too far on his own let alone have a stranger turn up at the doorstep. I could try and woo his mother over the phone though :v:[/QUOTE] You could try renting out a hotel room over where he lives.

[QUOTE=MadBomber;38986824]I have my own flat at uni. The ideal situation is he visits me however like I said his timetable for college is highly packed and strict and even if it was a holiday it will be odd if he just vanished to somewhere miles away for a week.[/QUOTE] Well it's your best bet Try to pass it off as some tutoring/exchange/"do <something> away from home" thing?

Just on a side note things might get awquard in the bedroom, he's a bottom sub, I'm a Dom but... Also a bottom :v:

[QUOTE=MadBomber;38987108]Just on a side note things might get awquard in the bedroom, he's a bottom sub, I'm a Dom but... Also a bottom :v:[/QUOTE] A switch then.

well no, we both love receiving over giving. Only he likes to be controlled while receiving and I like forcing people to give me the D

I got jelly all over myself.

Slide a dildo into him and force him to fuck you

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38987221]Slide a dildo into him and force him to fuck you[/QUOTE] Amazing, will do.

man this "life problems" shit is easy, the UN should hire me

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38987254]man this "life problems" shit is easy, the UN should hire me[/QUOTE] All problems solved by dick and dildos?

[QUOTE=SeamanStains;38987400]All problems solved by dick and dildos?[/QUOTE] And forcing people to recieve either or both!

[QUOTE=MadBomber;38986652]( * ) <-------3 If you get my drift[/QUOTE] You love star-nosed moles? [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i0ib52RD1r34mjeo1_500.jpg[/img]

aaaaaaaaaaaAAA

It looks like it's had it's head blown off

[QUOTE=Tea Guy;38987220]I got jelly all over myself.[/QUOTE] guys i think we are neglecting this man's tragedy

[QUOTE=Teto;38987538]You love star-nosed moles? [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i0ib52RD1r34mjeo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I have a star-nosed penis ;)

[QUOTE=TehWhale;38983383]you could tell her you already have very good headphones and she could save the money but wtf[/QUOTE] I didn't know that prior to her ordering them.

[QUOTE=Teto;38987538]You love star-nosed moles? [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i0ib52RD1r34mjeo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] SWEET JESUS WHAT THE CHRIST IT'S FROM HELL [B][I]FROM HELL[/I][/B] [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Chickens!;38987676]I have a star-nosed penis ;)[/QUOTE] That sounds... disturbing and oddly arousing at the same time.

[QUOTE=Teto;38987538]You love star-nosed moles? [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i0ib52RD1r34mjeo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Funfact its actually the fastest eater on earth. The time it takes to detect its prey and eat it is about 200ms

[QUOTE=JDB;38988390]Funfact its actually the fastest eater on earth. The time it takes to detect its prey and eat it is about 200ms[/QUOTE] I learned something today.

[QUOTE=Chickens!;38987676]I have a star-nosed penis ;)[/QUOTE] you don't I have evidence

[QUOTE=Chickens!;38987676]I have a star-nosed penis ;)[/QUOTE] It didn't taste star-nosed to me.

Also damn I missed dick piercing discussion. I used to hate even the idea of [i]being around[/i] someone with one until I discovered what a "Jacob's Ladder" is. Those are pretty sexy but I wouldn't get one myself.

[QUOTE=Raijin;38988500]Also damn I missed dick piercing discussion. I used to hate even the idea of [i]being around[/i] someone with one until I discovered what a "Jacob's Ladder" is. Those are pretty sexy but I wouldn't get one myself.[/QUOTE] You know, I wonder why they call it a "Jacob's Ladder", myself. Whenever I imagine it, I imagine a giant penis with those piercings being climbed by a midget with the name Jacob.

So I just looked that up wow why would you want to do that

[QUOTE=latin_geek;38988693]So I just looked that up wow why would you want to do that[/QUOTE] I assume it's for masochists with nothing better to do than to shove steel rods through their genitalia.

[QUOTE]Rectum: FRENCH BREAD HAND WRENCH CIGARETTE LIGHTER CRAYON "STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED" VIAL OF BATH SALTS ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH DRUM STICK VINEGAR BOTTLE LOTION BOTTLE MOUTHWASH BOTTLE SHAMPOO BOTTLE BABY BOTTLE "LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED"[/QUOTE] just gonna leave that there, people put a lot of bottles in their butts [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1235484"]source[/URL]