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[QUOTE=latin_geek;39025594]"latin-american geek" it's a shit name but I stuck with it I guess, even though everyone thinks it "latin greek" like i'm some dead language loving guy or something[/QUOTE] why latin american geek then are you latin american? and a geek?
yes exactly you figured it out gold star 4 u [IMG]http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/august/PNG/Star%20Gold.png[/IMG]
I thought geeks were people who bite heads off of chickens, but apparently that's just a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_show]Geek show[/url]. Maybe geek originally meant that but after it's constant use as a derrogatory term, the meaning changed. Just like how fag will eventually lose all association with homosexuality probs. [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=latin_geek;39025617]yes exactly you figured it out gold star 4 u [IMG]http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/august/PNG/Star%20Gold.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I was thinking for a bit "how can you be latin american and have a computer" but then I remembered latin americans and the amish are totally different.
[QUOTE=Teto;39025578]Same question is extended to everyone except Dog, because dogs are great, and there's no questioning that naming decision.[/QUOTE] When I used to play a game called Toribash, you'd be waiting to fight someone in a server and the current match would just take fucking forever, I found myself and others saying "someone die already" and I was like "that would make a nice username" that was me in 2008 Also what is a teto
Welp. I've been crying for the last six hours. So the plan was that my boyfriend was going to stay with me next week - I was going to drive the 8 hour round trip to get him, then take him back next weekend. His mom's been wishy washy about yes or no. It's been a no for the last couple days, then he asked her again last night and she said yes. So I got up at 10 and left at 11. My aunt ended up driving because I'm too fucking tall to get behind the steering wheel of her tiny Prius. My aunt doesn't know he's my boyfriend, but I wouldn't be surprised if she guessed (she wouldn't care anyway). Neither does my boyfriend's mom. I think he asked if he could stay at a friend's place for the week. So my aunt drives us the four hours there. He isn't ready so my aunt takes us to Texas Roadhouse. He texts me saying that his mom wants to know more information about me so I give it to him. My aunt and I end up going to the mall and derping around there. I get a text. His mom took his phone to tell me no. Actually, she told me: "Him: This is <boyfriend> mom..no Me: <few questions along the lines of wtf, but worded a lot nicer> Him: I'm not the one to fuck with, end of conversation. Have a nice trip home. You'll talk to him when I say you'll talk to him" So I had no choice but to get back in the car and head back home, crying the whole way back. Eventually, my boyfriend did message me on Steam - his mom went through texts on his phone and found out we were in a relationship. Note, she didn't even know he was gay. My boyfriend did tell me she was actually worried about me getting charged and convicted as a sex offender (he's 16, I'm 18). So I'm still just as upset. I don't know. I'm sort of worried that my boyfriend might be lying to me. I really don't know.
you can't be a sex offender unless you sexually offend someone you didn't have sex with him, there's nothing to worry about, you're in an e-relationship over the internet, they can't prosecute that
I know. He said he told his mom that. Ugh, I don't knooooooow ;-;
[video=youtube;hp8GgOtwHwM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp8GgOtwHwM[/video]
[QUOTE=l l;39026194][video=youtube;hp8GgOtwHwM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp8GgOtwHwM[/video][/QUOTE] I wasnt expecting that old couple to be religious actually. ~plot twist~
[QUOTE=l l;39026194][video=youtube;hp8GgOtwHwM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp8GgOtwHwM[/video][/QUOTE] That last reaction was great
[img]http://puu.sh/1H9iU[/img] I think Nevada is a cousin of mine. Good luck working out what Delta's saying Budja more or less translates to vagina.. or cunt I suppose, with how its used.. though its not as rude as cunt
[QUOTE=Agent766;39025919]I know. He said he told his mom that. Ugh, I don't knooooooow ;-;[/QUOTE] I think it's better to wait and see then to sit and prod at it, if that makes any sense to you. Let your boyfriend explain properly to his mom (if this now is the case) and hopefully it'll work out.
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39026716][img]http://puu.sh/1H9iU[/img] I think Nevada is a cousin of mine. Good luck working out what Delta's saying Budja more or less translates to vagina.. or cunt I suppose, with how its used.. though its not as rude as cunt[/QUOTE] Jesus christ what, 'Delta's' brain must look like a disaster area
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39026716][img]http://puu.sh/1H9iU[/img] I think Nevada is a cousin of mine. Good luck working out what Delta's saying Budja more or less translates to vagina.. or cunt I suppose, with how its used.. though its not as rude as cunt[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3F63oDEf1M[/media]
I honestly didn't have too much trouble with LJ once you get used to listening out for "bloodclot" and "rasta and ting" or whatever lol
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;39025486]That's not wretched. You've not had wretched until you've left a pizza that was so greasy that it becomes the consistency of [I]plastic[/I].[/QUOTE] On that note, give this a watch. [url]http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/10/24/counter-monkey-the-toilet-pizza/[/url] [QUOTE=Teto;39025578]Why did you call yourself latin_geek anyway? Same question is extended to everyone except Dog, because dogs are great, and there's no questioning that naming decision.[/QUOTE] My username is a cross between my first and last names, so my friends(Hahaha) can easily tell who I am.
[QUOTE=Higginz511;39026852][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3F63oDEf1M[/media][/QUOTE] I can't understand a WORD of what he's saying without subtitles.
[QUOTE]Dear heather After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from woolworths, effective immediately Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for woolies over the past three years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities. As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure. Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that woolies provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling. Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets. Sincerely Cpt. Brett[/QUOTE]
I've come to realize I'll probably never be "great" at anything and I don't really care about it might be the lack of sleep talking but at this point I really just want to finish highschool and get a shitty repetitive job that I can afford a living and a bunch of useless hobbies with
I'm gonna get 4 degrees and become an astronaut and reinvent the toaster.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;39028417]I'm gonna get 4 degrees and become an astronaut and reinvent the toaster.[/QUOTE] Combine the two, make a toast holder that hangs off the ISS and uses the sun to heat up
I'm gonna try and get somewhere as a vocalist and a writer. I'm kinda realistic. :unsmith:
Need a game I can make money playing dont got attention span for RTS The better I get at an FPS the more I hate it suck ass at mobas I guess. Hmmmmmm
play horror games with a facecam, talk in an annoying high pitched voice and make characters out of inanimate objects
[QUOTE=Nitro836;39027793]I can't understand a WORD of what he's saying without subtitles.[/QUOTE] His boss guy is even worse, even the subtitles don't know what he's saying.
is this place still as gay as it used to be why is it in general discussion now what did garry do this time
Hello Zeke. Garry messed everything around again. [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] We're still gay.
Hi Zeke I missed you. no homo
[QUOTE=Zeke129;39029174]is this place still as gay as it used to be why is it in general discussion now what did garry do this time[/QUOTE] oh my god it's zeke
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39022485]If you liked Cowboy Bebop, try watching Ghost In The Shell (the TV series), it's pretty awesome.[/QUOTE] Problem with ghost in the shell is that it's basically like a narrative-heavy version of DBZ as far as pacing goes. Very convoluted but the style is still cool. I think the closest thing to Cowboy Bebop is probably Samauri Champloo. Me and the bf have been watching it lately, and its much better than I remember back in the day. Plus they share the same protagonist voice actor :v: [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Agent766;39025822]Welp. I've been crying for the last six hours. So the plan was that my boyfriend was going to stay with me next week - I was going to drive the 8 hour round trip to get him, then take him back next weekend. His mom's been wishy washy about yes or no. It's been a no for the last couple days, then he asked her again last night and she said yes. So I got up at 10 and left at 11. My aunt ended up driving because I'm too fucking tall to get behind the steering wheel of her tiny Prius. My aunt doesn't know he's my boyfriend, but I wouldn't be surprised if she guessed (she wouldn't care anyway). Neither does my boyfriend's mom. I think he asked if he could stay at a friend's place for the week. So my aunt drives us the four hours there. He isn't ready so my aunt takes us to Texas Roadhouse. He texts me saying that his mom wants to know more information about me so I give it to him. My aunt and I end up going to the mall and derping around there. I get a text. His mom took his phone to tell me no. Actually, she told me: "Him: This is <boyfriend> mom..no Me: <few questions along the lines of wtf, but worded a lot nicer> Him: I'm not the one to fuck with, end of conversation. Have a nice trip home. You'll talk to him when I say you'll talk to him" So I had no choice but to get back in the car and head back home, crying the whole way back. Eventually, my boyfriend did message me on Steam - his mom went through texts on his phone and found out we were in a relationship. Note, she didn't even know he was gay. My boyfriend did tell me she was actually worried about me getting charged and convicted as a sex offender (he's 16, I'm 18). So I'm still just as upset. I don't know. I'm sort of worried that my boyfriend might be lying to me. I really don't know.[/QUOTE] Lol very similar thing happened to me on my first e relationship Yet another reason why e-relationships where you've never met before, especially when either of you are not living on your own (i.e. living with parents), will -never- work out. I can't think of a single instance where an e relationship worked out long distance where someone was under-age/living with parents, and both people never met before. I don't mean to be a downer or anything but it really is better to just keep things local, and even better if you are living on your own/roomates so you aren't at the mercy of your parents. You can and never will successfully get a date/staying with your e-BF for week when said BF is living with their mom. Even [i]if[/i] their mom was total cool with homosexuality, no parent in their right mind would ever let their kid stay with someone that they don't know well in person. It simply won't happen. The only cases where i've seen e-relationships work were when both parties were independant adults who had the capability to travel and do things on their own accord, and where both parties had met and known each other in person for several times beforehand. Even then its very hard to manage, because even as an adult where you make your own choices its still hard to find the time, gas, money, etc to just drive somewhere for 8 hours to visit somebody. [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;39029174]is this place still as gay as it used to be why is it in general discussion now what did garry do this time[/QUOTE] Holy shit your alive :D
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