Why the fuck is the middle one a cow schlong?
[editline]2nd January 2013[/editline]
Gay Chat Thread v.Cow Schlong
If you take it slow, you can manage that.
C'mon, leave him alone about it. People have done dumber things to their bodies, this really isn't a big deal.
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39059923]Why the fuck is the middle one a cow schlong?[/QUOTE]
It's really not. Even if you're just talking about colour, bull cocks don't have that kind of spotted/marbled thing, but horses do.
Also, bull cock is fucking ridiculously gross. If you didn't grow up on a farm and don't know what one looks like, I envy you. Seriously, ignorance is [I]bliss[/I].
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Oh boy, this is a great way to open a new page.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;39060018]It's really not. Even if you're just talking about colour, bull cocks don't have that kind of spotted/marbled thing, but horses do.
Also, bull cock is fucking ridiculously gross. If you didn't grow up on a farm and don't know what one looks like, I envy you. Seriously, ignorance is [I]bliss[/I].
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Wow you're taking this very seriously.
man after using one of those pooping must be like the easiest thing ever
Christ, I'm not sure what I'm reading and why animal dildos have their own defense force.
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39059923]Why the fuck is the middle one a cow schlong?
[editline]2nd January 2013[/editline]
Gay Chat Thread v.Cow Schlong[/QUOTE]
little known fact: horse wieners are often more than one color.
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39060041]Wow you're taking this very seriously.[/QUOTE]
You know how in a Christmas Carol Jacob Marley goes back to tell Scrooge to change his ways lest he be forever cursed like he is?
Well, this is the same situation. Except the curse here is having that knowledge [I]burned into your mind [B]forever[/B][/I].
Being over my friend's house for a New Years party last night made me remember just how annoying it is that every guy I know irl is straight or at least claims to be, aside from my brother and my ex.
It also made me wish I had a Wii U because Nintendo Land is seriously fun.
I didn't get the cow scholong, I got it in black :v:
animal dildo talk comes up way too fucking much in this thread and it's fucking creepy and weird as hell Jesus
[editline]2nd January 2013[/editline]
what the fucks wrong with a human penis????
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;39060212]
what the fucks wrong with a human penis????[/QUOTE]
Not enough knots ofc
[QUOTE=Paul McCartney;39060128]I didn't get the cow scholong, I got it in black :v:[/QUOTE]
wow boring
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;39060212]animal dildo talk comes up way too fucking much in this thread and it's fucking creepy and weird as hell Jesus
[editline]2nd January 2013[/editline]
what the fucks wrong with a human penis????[/QUOTE]
But. I got a human one too! Scroll up on that page!
2 for the price of 2!
i can't understand spending $100 on a dildo; they sell them at the mall for like $15 and they do their job just fine
[editline]2nd January 2013[/editline]
you could be spending the remaining $85 on like 13 subway sandwiches
Amazon sells normal dildos for $10 with free shipping. It baffles me that someone would ever spend $100+ on an [i]animal[/i] dildo.
[editline]1st January 2013[/editline]
Well, any dildo in general. Unless it's glass or some other really expensive material.
and why do you need a glass dildo
dunno but they look cool at least
[editline]1st January 2013[/editline]
but I'd still never spend more than like $15 on one
dildos are an art form
If Amazon sold dildos with knots, I'd buy one in an [b]instant.[/b]
does anyone else here not have an interest in putting shit up their butts or just me
[QUOTE=Contron;39060931]If Amazon sold dildos with knots, I'd buy one in an [b]instant.[/b][/QUOTE]
does this count
[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31T96fc37-L._SY450_.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Organix-Clear-9/dp/B000BIDD3M/ref=sr_1_89?ie=UTF8&qid=1357095202&sr=8-89&keywords=dildo[/url]
SO NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING EH
[QUOTE=Darkne55;39060990]does this count
[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31T96fc37-L._SY450_.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Organix-Clear-9/dp/B000BIDD3M/ref=sr_1_89?ie=UTF8&qid=1357095202&sr=8-89&keywords=dildo[/url][/QUOTE]
that looks like a weapon I would use if I wanted to kill someone via butthole penetration
[QUOTE=Darkne55;39060990]does this count
[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31T96fc37-L._SY450_.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Organix-Clear-9/dp/B000BIDD3M/ref=sr_1_89?ie=UTF8&qid=1357095202&sr=8-89&keywords=dildo[/url][/QUOTE]
One that would preferably [i]not[/i] send me to the hospital after use :v:
[QUOTE=Darkne55;39060990]does this count
[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31T96fc37-L._SY450_.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Organix-Clear-9/dp/B000BIDD3M/ref=sr_1_89?ie=UTF8&qid=1357095202&sr=8-89&keywords=dildo[/url][/QUOTE]
that looks like a chunk of salt
[QUOTE=The very best;39059522][url]http://cdnassets.bad-dragon.com/images/product_images/unflared_02_resized.jpg[/url]
Uh, what the fuck. I hope you have some leftover for when you severely injure yourself with that thing
[sp]isn't there a video of some dude taking the whole thing and you can like, see the fucking thing through his stomach[/sp][/QUOTE]
[url]http://videos.toypics.net/view/514/chancebulged,-2-1/[/url]
that's a medium
notice how there's no comments or reviews on the dildo, that's because everyone who used it died
[QUOTE=Sparkwire;39061072]that looks like a chunk of salt[/QUOTE]
He wanted a dildo, not a cactus!
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