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I always have dreams where I can't breathe or this one dream I keep having where I'm laying face-up on a bed looking at the ceiling and time goes agonizingly slow to the point where it feels like I'm laying there for years, then I wake up sweating everywhere
this doesn't have anything to do with dreams but when i was really little i was always scared that bugs bunny was going to kill me with a carrot which is weird because i wasn't afraid of bugs bunny or anything and i watched him and stuff i dunno
that feeling when you have a classic-rock crush on somebody who was really really good looking in the 60s and 70s but is old and kind of fat now still love her, but I'd feel weird if I got to express that to her in her age. That doesn't mean she's not still awesome in every way but damn [editline]2nd January 2013[/editline] that and I'm gay so
i wish i could have cool/weird dreams.
I wanted to have my 400th post in this thread, but I was one off. forgive me pls
[QUOTE=zydos;39076334]that feeling when you have a classic-rock crush on somebody who was really really good looking in the 60s and 70s but is old and kind of fat now still love her, but I'd feel weird if I got to express that to her in her age. That doesn't mean she's not still awesome in every way but damn [editline]2nd January 2013[/editline] that and I'm gay so[/QUOTE] lol who?
My dreams are the most screwed up thing which I will ever encounter in this world. And if I do not wake up with tears in my eyes, I wake up with a *splurg* in my pants.
The last dream i had was of some fat dude giving me a baby claiming that "he's fucking sick of it" i take it, and then i feel that the freakin baby is sucking blood from my arm, then i woke up in a frenzy trying to shake the bloodsucking baby off my bicep. most of my dreams are abstract as shit, i had one where the whole world had a sub-terranian railway system and i was in a metro tunnel under rural afghanistan, after walking through the eerie claustrophobic tunnels i end up in a room lit with purple, i kill the kookaburra sitting in the window because for some reason i know a tsunami is approaching..:pwn:
Wow, my dreams where I weigh like 40 stone seem normal compared to these
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39071904]fuck kirby [IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110827072210/kirby/en/images/d/d1/Meta_Knight_KRTDL.png[/IMG] metaknight GOTY 2013[/QUOTE] Okay I'm [SUB][SUP][SUP]a couple[/SUP][/SUP][/SUB] hours late on this one, but I gotta comment on this [B][I]ASSHOLE[/I][/B]. "Hello my name is Metaknight I have a mask for a face, watch me use my silly jump side slash and my silly spinny of death and my silly triple hit up joober!" What a dickwad of cuntness. [editline];[/editline] Also, when I finally managed to get to sleep last night after about four hours, I had a dream about being a robot. Like, not the kind of robots I collect. The GRIMDARK FUTURE kind.
I'm a very lucid dreamer, IF I can remember dreams. But when I do, the memory is crystal clear and the dreams are either a bittersweet vision of a successful life or some lovecraftian shit. Last dream I remember, I was litteraly in the desert on a horse with no name. Then the horse lost a horseshose and I hunted and killed the desert caretaker for bad maintenance.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;39077650]Like, not the kind of robots I collect. The GRIMDARK FUTURE kind.[/QUOTE] Could've been worse You could've spent 8 hours as a car assembly robot :v:
Last few dreams have been filled with harsh, bright colours. Fell off my bed thanks to them. Dang fever.
I haven't dreamed, as I can remember, since the last time I had the flu.
i would post my dreams, but i might get showered in dumbs
I only remember my nightmares. I've been having a lot recently. Last night I had a nightmare about getting raped and I couldn't get any more sleep after that.
My dreams are strange most if the time, and I don't usually remember them. I really wish I could control my dreams and do whatever in them.
[QUOTE=shteev;39078601]My dreams are strange most if the time, and I don't usually remember them. I really wish I could control my dreams and do whatever in them.[/QUOTE] Go google lucid dreaming, it's really cool. I've managed it a few times
There's a whole thread about practicing how to do that. No spellcheck, I'm [I]not[/I] gonna spell that word with an S. [I]Fuck off[/I].
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;39077650]Okay I'm [SUB][SUP][SUP]a couple[/SUP][/SUP][/SUB] hours late on this one, but I gotta comment on this [B][I]ASSHOLE[/I][/B]. "Hello my name is Metaknight I have a mask for a face, watch me use my silly jump side slash and my silly spinny of death and my silly triple hit up joober!" What a dickwad of cuntness. [editline];[/editline] Also, when I finally managed to get to sleep last night after about four hours, I had a dream about being a robot. Like, not the kind of robots I collect. The GRIMDARK FUTURE kind.[/QUOTE] I love Kirby <3 but I also like Metaknight he is really kool.
Metaknight is the coolest blue ball with mask, bat wings, thorned sword and Batman motif I've seen, that much I'll say. Bastard is fun as fuck to play in SSBB, annoying beyond comprehension to play against.
I'm prepared for this upcoming quiz. Thanks, Sparknotes! I would never have understood The Scarlet Letter without you.
[QUOTE=shteev;39078944]I'm prepared for this upcoming quiz. Thanks, Sparknotes! I would never have understood The Scarlet Letter without you.[/QUOTE] I hate to say it, but SparkNotes is the only reason I'm still passing my AP English class.
Most of my dreams are either doing stuff with my boyfriend or weird shit like flying or freefalling or swimming really fast and really deep. Sometimes, I suppose when my brain is feeling too damn lazy to come up with something original, it'll put me in movie or game settings, which is sort of neat I guess. so not really that interesting
I hardly ever dream anymore, I usually just fall asleep, and then it feels like 20 minutes later I'll wake up. It sucks. [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] Like, dreams are just black.
You always dream you just don't remember them.
Hell yes, my local theater is showing both Wreck-it Ralph and The Hobbit in subtitled 3D, and The Hobbit is being shown in HFR. Haven't been to the movies in like, three months. Gotta treat myself.
I love dreams. I don't remember as many as I used to, but when I do remember a dream all day its usually a very powerful one that feels as if it was real by the time I wake up. Most of such dreams I have these days that are like that for me tend to involve befriending someone I know or was once friends with but haven't seen them in years, doing some kind of long-term goal/adventure with people I know, or etc. You could say I guess I fantasize about bonds between people in my strongest dreams like a pack animal :v: [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=latin_geek;39079759]Hell yes, my local theater is showing both Wreck-it Ralph and The Hobbit in subtitled 3D, and The Hobbit is being shown in HFR. Haven't been to the movies in like, three months. Gotta treat myself.[/QUOTE] Tempted to rewatch the hobbit again in HFR since I didn't the first time. But I just feel weird about paying to see the same movie twice. Might as well wait for the next one to do that. I do have a nice urge to watch the LOTR movies again though, haven't seen them in forever and never ended up seeing the last one (its fucking 6 hours long tho). Kinda mindblowing that the movies are litreally about 10 years old now. That shit was my childhood right on the cusp of my teenage years.
I either have dreams that I'm flying. My teeth fall out. Or I'm back in high school again but it's way worse than I remember.
The only dream i can remember is where i was walking through a large, haunted forest. it was foggy.
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