• The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition
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[QUOTE=latin_geek;39088486]You never touch anything live at any degree of electrical knowledge (unless you're a massive idiot or some very specific stuff I guess) like the most important thing in electrical knowledge is "turn shit off and discharge static before messing with it"[/QUOTE] Sometimes you have to work hot, triple digit work too.
I suppose so, yeah. Somewhat related my brother only last week did a refresher course on how to get a body off of power lines
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39088198]mohawk that gradually transitions into dreadlocks make it happen zeke[/QUOTE] Better Striped mohawk that transitions into a dreadlock mullet Maximum bogan
organizing downloads folder because jesus shit is it large [IMG]http://puu.sh/1JkRg[/IMG] this is about 70% of the folders I need really
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39089754]organizing downloads folder because jesus shit is it large [IMG]http://puu.sh/1JkRg[/IMG] this is about 70% of the folders I need really[/QUOTE] I just have a 48gb Downloads folder, fuck organization :v: [sp]I like Aixarata too[/sp]
[QUOTE=Diealready;39087720][url=http://imgkk.com/i/1i5q.jpg]Shoulder length is pretty nice~[/url][/QUOTE] As someone who used to have shoulder length hair, you just end up looking like you're from the 70s, a hippy or have a mullet. I got teased for mine for like 2 years.
Recently shaved my neckbeard/Amish combo that was borne out of sheer laziness. I look about 20 years younger, but unfortunately still look like a twat :v: Rather sad that I can't grow a proper beard, but that's Finnish genetics for you. [QUOTE=Slowbro;39086042]Have I wandered into the Sleep And Dreams Megathread by mistake?[/QUOTE]One person mentions a topic, everyone else adds their own little tidbit to it.
[video=youtube;FZh-LIC97SI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZh-LIC97SI[/video] This makes my vagina wet.
I have an extraordinarily complex situation on my chest... so I'm deeply in love with my straight best friend on new year's eve we got drunk (him more than I) and watched The Big Lebowski. I made some physical contact; he said he didn't mind, and it progressed from there. Gradually, we got more and more intimate. About an hour into the movie, we stopped it for an intermission. Then... It was his first kiss. Then he told me he loved me. Then... we didn't have a condom, so we just cuddled and explored each other all night, fooling around and talking about how great this year will be together... [sp]The next day, he messaged me on IRC, saying that, after much thought, it was a "horrendous lapse in judgement," that he realized that he was completely straight, and that he was very sorry doing this to me... but he said he wouldn't take back anything he said, that it was all completely sincere... It all boiled down to one line, the most beautiful yet heartbreaking thing anyone has ever said to me.... that if homosexuality were a choice, he'd choose it for me. I'm shattered.[/sp] :<
-snipped the first bit I've learned that when people get drunk they can be brutally honest and not realize what they're admitting/talking about, I remember at a party a close friend of mine basically told a story about how his grandpa could technically be his dad, I won't go any further but yeah. ._.
[QUOTE=AaronTAB;39090441]I have an extraordinarily complex situation on my chest... so I'm deeply in love with my straight best friend on new year's eve we got drunk (him more than I) and watched The Big Lebowski. I made some physical contact; he said he didn't mind, and it progressed from there. Gradually, we got more and more intimate. About an hour into the movie, we stopped it for an intermission. Then... It was his first kiss. Then he told me he loved me. Then... we didn't have a condom, so we just cuddled and explored each other all night, fooling around and talking about how great this year will be together... [sp]The next day, he messaged me on IRC, saying that, after much thought, it was a "horrendous lapse in judgement," that he realized that he was completely straight, and that he was very sorry doing this to me... but he said he wouldn't take back anything he said, that it was all completely sincere... It all boiled down to one line, the most beautiful yet heartbreaking thing anyone has ever said to me.... that if homosexuality were a choice, he'd choose it for me. I'm shattered.[/sp] :<[/QUOTE] I hope that turns out for the best for you two, whatever the best may be...
[QUOTE=AaronTAB;39090441]I have an extraordinarily complex situation on my chest... so I'm deeply in love with my straight best friend on new year's eve we got drunk (him more than I) and watched The Big Lebowski. I made some physical contact; he said he didn't mind, and it progressed from there. Gradually, we got more and more intimate. About an hour into the movie, we stopped it for an intermission. Then... It was his first kiss. Then he told me he loved me. Then... we didn't have a condom, so we just cuddled and explored each other all night, fooling around and talking about how great this year will be together... [sp]The next day, he messaged me on IRC, saying that, after much thought, it was a "horrendous lapse in judgement," that he realized that he was completely straight, and that he was very sorry doing this to me... but he said he wouldn't take back anything he said, that it was all completely sincere... It all boiled down to one line, the most beautiful yet heartbreaking thing anyone has ever said to me.... that if homosexuality were a choice, he'd choose it for me. I'm shattered.[/sp] :<[/QUOTE] You can try and force things further, but you run the risk of losing him as a friend, and do you really want that?
Sounds like you have a truly wonderful friend.
[QUOTE=eurocracy;39089951]As someone who used to have shoulder length hair, you just end up looking like you're from the 70s, a hippy or have a mullet. I got teased for mine for like 2 years.[/QUOTE] Aside from trims to remove split ends/dryness and even it out I've basically been growing mine uninterrupted for 4 years now. I know long hair generally isn't very well-received in the gay community or on Facepunch as a whole, but I've never had anyone make any negative comments about mine. (Aside from when I started growing it out and nothing could keep it from looking like shit) Comments were usually along the lines of which guy from which band I looked like. I did have one probably-autistic guy tell me I looked like an anime villain though. This is how he initiated conversations. The reason I'm looking for something shorter is because despite not wanting actual [i]short[/i] hair, I want something easier to deal with. Really long hair has to be tied back half the time and that's hard on it and makes you look dumb 99% of the time. Gay thread was probably the wrong place to ask, most of you guys just don't like long hair and that's cool too. My ex boyfriend did though :v:
I wanna get my hair cut short. It's a little bit less than shoulder length atm but it's a pain the ass to manage, so I wanna get something easy to handle and that looks good. Only problem with shirt hair is that it reveals my fucking gigantic forehead but oh well.
Wish I could pull off sexy hair like those sexy asian dudes do x.x
[QUOTE=shteev;39092079]I wanna get my hair cut short. It's a little bit less than shoulder length atm but it's a pain the ass to manage, so I wanna get something easy to handle and that looks good. Only problem with shirt hair is that it reveals my fucking gigantic forehead but oh well.[/QUOTE] i was literally about to post the same thing, i really want it short because at the moment it makes me look like 16, but i have a huge head and am terrified of it looking shit
From experience it can be scary losing your long hair but you'll look sexier because of it.
i wish i could have good looking long hair. All that happens is that i look like a bogan
I had to have an operation on my head a few weeks ago, they were originally planing to cut from ear-to-ear over the top of my head (which would involve them cutting out some of my hair), being optimistic about the situation I thought it would at least give me an excuse to cut it short, then at the last minute they changed their minds and cut in above my eye instead. Ever since then I've been getting more and more annoyed with having it long and more and more considering going short
[QUOTE=AaronTAB;39090441]I have an extraordinarily complex situation on my chest... so I'm deeply in love with my straight best friend on new year's eve we got drunk (him more than I) and watched The Big Lebowski. I made some physical contact; he said he didn't mind, and it progressed from there. Gradually, we got more and more intimate. About an hour into the movie, we stopped it for an intermission. Then... It was his first kiss. Then he told me he loved me. Then... we didn't have a condom, so we just cuddled and explored each other all night, fooling around and talking about how great this year will be together... [sp]The next day, he messaged me on IRC, saying that, after much thought, it was a "horrendous lapse in judgement," that he realized that he was completely straight, and that he was very sorry doing this to me... but he said he wouldn't take back anything he said, that it was all completely sincere... It all boiled down to one line, the most beautiful yet heartbreaking thing anyone has ever said to me.... that if homosexuality were a choice, he'd choose it for me. I'm shattered.[/sp] :<[/QUOTE] Is this what you call Bi-curiosity on his part?
I've got literally no idea what haircut suits me, I've been told that my haircut suits me, but also that it looks stereotypically gay(is that a good thing?)
we got a puppy, his name is dexter [img]http://i.imgur.com/x7L8g.jpg[/img] he's a german spitz before anyone asks
more like drunk curiousity
Getting my hair cut tomorrow, not getting it shorter, I'm just going to get it layered. I'm not cutting my hair short again. Not until I start looking like a old douche with long hair.
short hair the best hair my hair is actually kinda long right now, it's a few inches I need to get it cut
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;39092792]we got a puppy, his name is dexter [img]http://i.imgur.com/x7L8g.jpg[/img] he's a german spitz before anyone asks[/QUOTE] Yap yap dog.
[QUOTE=Drakehawke;39092535]I had to have an operation on my head a few weeks ago, they were originally planing to cut from ear-to-ear over the top of my head (which would involve them cutting out some of my hair), being optimistic about the situation I thought it would at least give me an excuse to cut it short, then at the last minute they changed their minds and cut in above my eye instead. Ever since then I've been getting more and more annoyed with having it long and more and more considering going short[/QUOTE] Oh god what did they do to you
[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;39093548]Oh god what did they do to you[/QUOTE] I got punched and my phone snatched whilst on a night out, fractured my forehead, it was purely a cosmetic operation though (had a huge, pretty visible dent in my forehead). I could have just left it and lived with the dent for the rest of my life without any medical repercussions, but being young & fit they said that any operation would be easy to bounce back from. If you imagine tapping an egg with a spoon, that's what my skull was like, they had to remove the little fragments and then put a metal strip across it to hold the big fragments back in their original positions. They then put this weird putty stuff all over it to smooth it out, apparently in about a year my body will have converted the putty into real bone, pretty cool stuff. All things considered I got off lucky, the fragments that broke stayed where they were, if they had fallen into my skull cavity it would have been a hell of a lot worse. No brain damage either, not to mention the "what ifs" surrounding the incident itself.
That really doesn't sound purely cosmetic at all what if someone poked the dent and the skull bits poked your brain or something like that
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