• The Gay Chat Thread - dildo bong edition
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[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39100670]i dont like tea can you get me a hot chocolate instead? with whipped cream, please[/QUOTE] i was totally gonna make a post going along with this but i'm too worried about getting sucked up into some weird beverage roleplay for the next couple hours
Beverage roleplay is hot Take this dick you slutty Sprite can
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39100670]i dont like tea can you get me a hot chocolate instead? with whipped cream, please[/QUOTE] How the fuck do you not like tea? [IMG]http://img.21food.com/userimages/elnasrcn/elnasrcn$1022152734.jpg[/IMG] Shit's delicious.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39100697]i was totally gonna make a post going along with this but i'm too worried about getting sucked up into some weird beverage roleplay for the next couple hours[/QUOTE] uggguuu pour hot chocolate all over my throbbing dick~~
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;39100781]uggguuu pour hot chocolate all over my throbbing dick~~[/QUOTE] fresh hot chocolate would fucking hurt
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;39100808]fresh hot chocolate would fucking hurt[/QUOTE] ~you gotta do it slow the first few times~
[QUOTE=Dog;39100815]~you gotta do it slow the first few times~[/QUOTE] first it's hot chocolate then you're further down the road, shoving cacti into your orifices no thanks
i'm willing to bet somewhere out there someone has tried pouring that magic shell stuff where the sun don't shine without realizing that the thing you put it on needs to be cold so they just ended up with a mess of oil and melted chocolate all over their dennis rodman
hot chocolate lube sounds amazing [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] the scorching pain and burning means it's working
going back to hair for a second, a practical demonstration of why you should have short hair: [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/38977466/Pictures%20of%20Me/eugh.jpg[/t] me, circa one and a half years ago, looking weird as hell. (honestly what even is this, it's like i have a rug on my head.) [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/38977466/Pictures%20of%20Me/130104-223540.jpg[/t] me now, looking smug as hell. (actually i'm planning on getting it cut tomorrow, thinking about shaving down the sides and stuff but anyways.) don't let your hair grow out, it's a terrible thing.
lol your hair ain't even that long, first pic looks way better imo
I did end up getting my hair cut today Except it ended up all gone because the chick that did it probably has brain damage. on the plus, it's a bit chillier out :v
I'm going to get a haircut in the next few days. I'm not joking, I have a 'fro. Worst hairstyle ever, I can't wait to get rid of it after 2 years :v:
Hm...After that last dream I suddenly have the urge to do lewd things in front of a webcam.
can I watch
[QUOTE=Contron;39101014]I'm going to get a haircut in the next few days. I'm not joking, I have a 'fro. Worst hairstyle ever, I can't wait to get rid of it after 2 years :v:[/QUOTE] my hair gets mega curly so I have to keep it short or else bad things I hate my hair, but whatever
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;39101243]can I watch[/QUOTE] I didn't say I [I]would[/I], only that I have the urge to.
I have that song by Will.I.Am and Britney Spears stuck in my head. You are now now rockin' with Will.I.Am and [I]Britney, bitch[/I].
If y'all are still on the CoD subject I've played through everything but mw3/black ops series/CoD3(is that even for PC?) and I have to say I was fucking appalled at the MW2 singleplayer campaign it was so impossibly shitty and the plot was so bad and I really can't even "hey you know what a good plot device is? KILLING THE PC AND EVERYONE HE EVER LOVED" [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] And I'd play multiplayer more if they removed those bullshit killstreaks, you can't call a game competitive when you can call in a fucking AI-controlled helicopter that kills everything/a carpet bombing/a missile that can go literally anywhere in the map
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39102525]If y'all are still on the CoD subject I've played through everything but mw3/black ops series/CoD3(is that even for PC?) and I have to say I was fucking appalled at the MW2 singleplayer campaign it was so impossibly shitty and the plot was so bad and I really can't even "hey you know what a good plot device is? KILLING THE PC AND EVERYONE HE EVER LOVED" [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] And I'd play multiplayer more if they removed those bullshit killstreaks, you can't call a game competitive when you can call in a fucking AI-controlled helicopter that kills everything/a carpet bombing/a missile that can go literally anywhere in the map[/QUOTE] I can't stand MW2/3. Black Ops is okay, but Blops 2 is actually kinda decent.
I'm really hoping the next "theme" for FPSs is "other wars that never got much videogame coverage" I want more good Vietnam war and WWI games, and maybe a Falklands War game or something like that?
Vietnam would be cool, or at least the sound track would be. [video=youtube;JBfjU3_XOaA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA[/video]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39102635]I'm really hoping the next "theme" for FPSs is "other wars that never got much videogame coverage" I want more good Vietnam war and WWI games, and maybe a Falklands War game or something like that?[/QUOTE] i kinda wish more games follow a similar trend to Spec ops: The line, where rather it being "USA is dominate!!", there is no winner, its just horrible war, death, and you have to make decisions which will hurt someone one way or the other
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39102653]i kinda wish more games follow a similar trend to Spec ops: The line, where rather than there being "USA is dominate!!", there is no winner, its just horrible war, death, and you have to make decisions which will hurt someone one way or the other[/QUOTE] Spec Ops: The Line seems really under appreciated. The name makes it sound like a generic military shooter, but everything I've heard about it has been incredibly positive and it looks really interesting.
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;39102679]Spec Ops: The Line seems really under appreciated. The name makes it sound like a generic military shooter, but everything I've heard about it has been incredibly positive and it looks really interesting.[/QUOTE] i bought it in the steam sales, best purchase out of all the game i bought
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39102653]i kinda wish more games follow a similar trend to Spec ops: The line, where rather it being "USA is dominate!!", there is no winner, its just horrible war, death, and you have to make decisions which will hurt someone one way or the other[/QUOTE] Well the US didn't win the Vietnam war and the Falklands war is actually very emotional and stuff (the Argentinian side was basically just a bunch of high school graduates with crap training and guns under the command of officers with the "retreat and we'll shoot you" mentality) All of that can be left for the single player though, I don't really want feels clogging up the multiplayer action. I just want to go back to those really good looking weapons and locales (imagine some Vietnam swamp with today's technology hnnnnngh) and the "unbalanced" game play present in games like Battlefield Vietnam, which did a great job at equipping each team with historically-accurate gear (US troops got tanks and choppers, Vietcong got punji sticks, mobile spawnpoints and anti-tank gear)
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;39102679]Spec Ops: The Line seems really under appreciated. The name makes it sound like a generic military shooter, but everything I've heard about it has been incredibly positive and it looks really interesting.[/QUOTE] I played it for about an hour and I'm already traumatised [sp]by the squad AI's inability to use cover and getting killed a lot[/sp]. Also found a dead kid's doll which the main character got a bit emotional over.
[QUOTE=Rents;39102708]I played it for about an hour and I'm already traumatised [sp]by the squad AI's inability to use cover and getting killed a lot[/sp]. Also found a dead kid's doll which the main character got a bit emotional over.[/QUOTE] i was killed more than the AI
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39102715]i was killed more than the AI[/QUOTE] I'm playing on normal and keep failing because those two keep charging ahead and getting swarmed, or standing around out of cover for no reason.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39102635]I'm really hoping the next "theme" for FPSs is "other wars that never got much videogame coverage" I want more good Vietnam war and WWI games, and maybe a Falklands War game or something like that?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAovSz_2rw0[/media] The problem with the Falklands War is it's more suitable to milsim like Arma due to the way the conflict was fought.
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