Mum made me watch her iron a shirt.. First time I've ever tried to learn
Then we sat down on the couch and shes like "fucking dust on the table.. thank god the cleaners are coming tomorrow..."
So I gotta get up early to let cleaners in lol
unrelated
Dr. Pepper <3
go away colds
nobody even likes you
seriously
bleeding due to illness is usually a cause for alarm and hospitalization but with you it's normal
go away please
right now
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39140842]Dr. Pepper <3[/QUOTE]
I like doctor pepper, but I primarily drink diet soda for a variety of reasons and Doctor Pepper zero tastes like absolute fucking [I]swill[/I].
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;39140879]I like doctor pepper, but I primarily drink diet soda for a variety of reasons and Doctor Pepper zero tastes like absolute fucking [I]swill[/I].[/QUOTE]
Am I the only one who primarily drinks water and fruit juice?
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;39140920]Am I the only one who primarily drinks water and fruit juice?[/QUOTE]
nah man water is the shit
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;39140920]Am I the only one who primarily drinks water and fruit juice?[/QUOTE]
I don't have a blender/juicer/thing and juice which is actually juice and not just a "juice drink" (read: sugar and water that tastes like a glass of haribo) is expensive.
Water's pretty bitching though.
Milk to all kinds of food and water when thirsty :v:
Always~
i was watching an infomercial the other day for some fancy blender thing
there was a woman in one of the testimonials who said how she was diagnosed with cancer and lost all of her hair after chemo and then how a few days after she started drinking some smoothies from the blender all of her hair grew back
infomercials are the new snake oil
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39140986]i was watching an infomercial the other day for some fancy blender thing
there was a woman in one of the testimonials who said how she was diagnosed with cancer and lost all of her hair after chemo and then how a few days after she started drinking some smoothies from the blender all of her hair grew back
infomercials are the new snake oil[/QUOTE]
My favourite one is a tiny blender for making baby food
It's called the "Baby Bullet" :v:
Guess what their "patented revolutionary exclusive feature" is
[img]http://puu.sh/1LaSQ[/img]
They really couldn't come up with a better name
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39140986]i was watching an infomercial the other day for some fancy blender thing
there was a woman in one of the testimonials who said how she was diagnosed with cancer and lost all of her hair after chemo and then how a few days after she started drinking some smoothies from the blender all of her hair grew back
infomercials are the new snake oil[/QUOTE]
remember, whenever you hear "alternative medicine", it means "doesn't work"
this is an irrefutable law of nature
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39141007]remember, whenever you hear "alternative medicine", it means "doesn't work"
this is an irrefutable law of nature[/QUOTE]
'You know what they call alternative medicine
That’s been proved to work?
[I]Medicine.[/I]'
-Tim Minchin
Hate for 99% of the population at all time high
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcLy8h9grQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1m26s]This is exactly how I feel[/url]
To Gravity Ponds
[quote]“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
― Harlan Ellison, [i]I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream[/i][/quote]
Always relevant.
[editline]8th January 2013[/editline]
God damn I love this quote.
I was gonna post that, but thought "nah that's too trite"
So here's Harlan himself saying it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4[/media]
[QUOTE=l l;39140006]get a tennis ball
[t]http://puu.sh/1L8iY/49c345eccd9f74e14f92220e3d88e929[/t][/QUOTE]
If I was a bit less lazy, I would use the half ton safe sitting in my garage.
But who's going to find anything inside my pc?
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;39141446]But who's going to find anything inside my pc?[/QUOTE]
I have a dead spider in my computer. I guess you could say it got [I]baked[/I].
[QUOTE=Dog;39141491]I have a dead spider in my computer. I guess you could say it got [I]baked[/I].[/QUOTE]
What a sticky situation.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;39140930]nah man water[I]makes you[/I] shit[/QUOTE]
[editline]8th January 2013[/editline]
But yes, i usually drink water over anything else
hello
im optimistic apparently
thank you for warm welcome
The only non-alcoholic thing I drink is water
Even if you go into the alcoholic side it's basically just lager and vodka
[QUOTE=Drakehawke;39141646]The only non-alcoholic thing I drink is water
Even if you go into the alcoholic side it's basically just lager and vodka[/QUOTE]
i cant stand the taste of any alcohol, regardless of what it is.
Guess im the designated driver
[editline]8th January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=LuihuLeijona;39141635]hello
im optimistic apparently[/QUOTE]
every new person gets one
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39141659]i cant stand the taste of any alcohol, regardless of what it is.
Guess im the designated driver
[editline]8th January 2013[/editline]
every new person gets one[/QUOTE]
I SEE
hei everybody
[QUOTE=LuihuLeijona;39141679]I SEE
hei everybody[/QUOTE]
Hello.
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39141659]i cant stand the taste of any alcohol, regardless of what it is.
Guess im the designated driver[/quote]
I used to hate it when I first started, I think it's an acquired taste
[QUOTE=Drakehawke;39141688]I used to hate it when I first started, I think it's an acquired taste[/QUOTE]
acquired taste to me is basically "eat/drink it until you like it"
macaroni and a mug of milk aren't acquired tastes, and i'd choose those over caviar and champagne any day
[QUOTE=Drakehawke;39141688]I used to hate it when I first started, I think it's an acquired taste[/QUOTE]
been trying it since i first got drunk at 12, everything still leaves just a horrid taste, regardless of what it is.
This includes those alcopop things
[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;39141707]been trying it since i first got drunk at 12, everything still leaves just a horrid taste, regardless of what it is.
This includes those alcopop things[/QUOTE]
Ever mix anything with it like juice or pop or an extract?
I loved ale from day 1
lol
Everything else I sorta still dont LIKE
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;39141081]Hate for 99% of the population at all time high
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcLy8h9grQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1m26s]This is exactly how I feel[/url][/QUOTE]
"humanity is overrated" - regards, school shooter
[QUOTE=l l;39141746]"humanity is overrated" - regards, school shooter[/QUOTE]
sometimes i reckon people are all right
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