[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;39155677]I wear collars and leashes to job interviews.[/QUOTE]
Oh you're supposed to wear things to job interviews.
You know what, now I'm pretty sure that the face the guy was making was disgust as opposed to amazement when I showed up naked proclaiming my penis to be the Wrath of Thor.
I wear collars to school
[img]http://puu.sh/1LDMu[/img]
Collars are ugly as fuck for public wear.
Unless you're a goth and it's part of your whole OTT ensemble.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39155662]I would that sort of thing but I don't know how to tie people up very well.[/QUOTE]
you accidentally the whole bondage
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39155901]Collars are ugly as fuck for public wear.
Unless you're a goth and it's part of your whole OTT ensemble.[/QUOTE]
in which case you overall look awful and the collar just adds to that
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39155662]I would that sort of thing but I don't know how to tie people up very well.[/QUOTE]
yes you kinda need to fix that, I don't wanna have to instruct you how to tie me up again :v:
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;39155662]I would that sort of thing but I don't know how to tie people up very well.[/QUOTE]
The only thing I remember from my few years of Scouts
How to tie shit up really well
I never did boy scouts so im terrible at knots.
Maybe if I ask nice enough they can tie themselves up.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;39155569]Collars are silly outside of sex.
[editline]9th January 2013[/editline]
Chrome spikes on black collar sucks, cliche as fuck.[/QUOTE]
yep
Fuck tying, get me a roll of duct tape
[QUOTE=JDB;39156053]I never did boy scouts so im terrible at knots.
[/QUOTE]
hehe
knots
dont you start that again, you know what happens
What happens? Animal dildos?
You know that feeling you get when you get something off your chest?
If you do then you're lucky, I just feel sick :c
it is fucking rude that nobody is cuddling me right now. cuddles are a basic human right.
Basic human rights that a lot doesn't even get their daily dose D:
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39157288]it is fucking rude that nobody is cuddling me right now. cuddles are a basic human right.[/QUOTE]
I'm alone too. Let's cuddle babe.
I'd cuddle the fuck out of you fags.
Actually, one time when I was 16 and I was at a beach party with many friends something weird happened. Everyone was drunk or high and some guy fell over a couple making out on the ground and they kind of get into a cuddle threesome. Me, being a little less than sober just threw myself on top: "sup guys". Then some other of my close friends joined in and people started making out and shit. I could keep track of the people involved but there was no way to tell them apart in the cluster because of the dark. I guess that counts as my first gay experience because the person that jerked me off was not one of the chicks. In hindsight, I don't know if it was perverted, weird, erotic or fun but it was a intensely sensual event that luckily I don't have to regret due to the lack of disgusting people in the mix. Only one or two assholes and people I actually hated but what do you know.
My teenage years were weird
That's weird. Cuddle pile ending up in smut, eh?
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39158502]I'd cuddle the fuck out of you fags.
Actually, one time when I was 16 and I was at a beach party with many friends something weird happened. Everyone was drunk or high and some guy fell over a couple making out on the ground and they kind of get into a cuddle threesome. Me, being a little less than sober just threw myself on top: "sup guys". Then some other of my close friends joined in and people started making out and shit. I could keep track of the people involved but there was no way to tell them apart in the cluster because of the dark. I guess that counts as my first gay experience because the person that jerked me off was not one of the chicks. In hindsight, I don't know if it was perverted, weird, erotic or fun but it was a intensely sensual event that luckily I don't have to regret due to the lack of disgusting people in the mix. Only one or two assholes and people I actually hated but what do you know.
My teenage years were weird[/QUOTE]
That sounds like the plot to an orgy porno.
I never had any real life gay experiences.
I envy you sex-havers.
Fun fact, I've never had full on, voluntary, planned, gay sex (not counting that random in-the-dark handjob). Closeted for until last year. I've had some hetero sex though. It's not bad, I don't hate sex with women, I just don't like women as partners. They don't feel 'right' somehow
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39159250]Fun fact, I've never had full on, voluntary, planned, gay sex. Closeted for until last year. I've had some hetero sex though. It's not bad, I don't hate sex with women, I just don't like women as partners. They don't feel 'right' somehow[/QUOTE]
Because woman are too different and hard to understand while you can relate more with a guy and get it easier with them? (Because well, easier to understand what you are than something you aren't)
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39159250]Fun fact, I've never had full on, voluntary, planned, gay sex [/QUOTE]
so how was that halfway-there surprise bisexual rape
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;39159276]Because woman are too different and hard to understand while you can relate more with a guy and get it easier with them? (Because well, easier to understand what you are than something you aren't)[/QUOTE]
That's pretty much it. I also don't quite like female proportions. I've always liked girls more, the more they looked like dudes. It was a small step from there to the realisation.
[QUOTE=H4ngman;39159250]Fun fact, I've never had full on, voluntary, planned, gay sex (not counting that random in-the-dark handjob). Closeted for until last year. I've had some hetero sex though. It's not bad, I don't hate sex with women, I just don't like women as partners. They don't feel 'right' somehow[/QUOTE]
So are you gay or bi?
wednesdays are so less than stellar
not the worst day but could be better
[QUOTE=Slowbro;39159406]So are you gay or bi?[/QUOTE]
To be honest, ever since I embraced my taste for dudes, girls become less and less interesting. Before I've come to terms with this whole homo thing, I've desperately tried to get a relationship, a partner, anything but it never worked out from the start. There's something about the female character that is completely alien to me. I've had my share of sexual encounters and It wasn't too bad, like I said.
But for the first time in my life, all these aspects feel completely smooth and natural. It just works, like I was just wired to work that way. I'm still willing to give any girl a chance, hell I think there's a partner for anyone, no matter the gender but I've found myself in this identity and it's frankly one of the best things that have happened lately, if not ever.
I lost my job at best buy today.
Turns out they only hired me and a bunch of other people for the holidays.
:(
[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;39159276]Because woman are too different and hard to understand while you can relate more with a guy and get it easier with them?[/QUOTE]
Why do people think this is a thing
Men and women are shockingly similar in personality, our perceptions are for some reason clouded by sex organs
Source: I'm bi
So apparently my dad has known I'm gay for about 2 days now and he's fine with it
surprised all around
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