I've got the same problem. I usually take a walk to clear my mind before I go to bed. It helps alot.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19397838]Do you not know the meaning of fap? You must be 12.
Grab your penis with your hand, and think about boobies. Then once it is hard start rubbing your penis up and down. You'll get the hang of it eventually. It feels good. Keep going until you have a climax. You'll know when it happens. And then you'll be really ticklish. You may or may not produce semen, since you are 12. If you do, make sure you keep it away from your mothers vagina.
Welcome to your new life.[/QUOTE]
What if he's gay?
[QUOTE=Tacooo;19401389]What if he's gay?[/QUOTE]
I am not gay.
[QUOTE=Tacooo;19401389]What if he's gay?[/QUOTE]
Then he will think about penises and try not to get the semen near his dads ass.
Do you regularly consume caffeinated drinks?
Try to stay well hydrated during the day. Dehydration disturbs the body metabolism which in turn releases stress hormones such as epinephrine, norepinephrine and cortisol which stimulates the sympathetic nervous system.
If your hard getting to sleep, Try thinking of Margrete thatcher naked on a cold night. That will get you flacid.
I always browse the internet for information before I go to bed and that usually helps ;D
[QUOTE=cherry gmod;19402080]If your hard getting to sleep, Try thinking of Margrete thatcher naked on a cold night. That will get you flacid.[/QUOTE]
Who is she?
If you have only Daft Punk listen to their softer stuff like Nightvision, Veridis Quo, Indo Silver Club, Emotion, Make Love, and Something About Us. Set that on loop and you should be fine. Just the slow easy song that they have...
[QUOTE=UserDerth;19402167]Who is she?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.morethings.com/images/margaret_thatcher/margaret-thatcher-5000.jpg[/media]
So you get it?
[QUOTE=Maccabee;19397838]Do you not know the meaning of fap? You must be 12.
Grab your penis with your hand, and think about boobies. Then once it is hard start rubbing your penis up and down. You'll get the hang of it eventually. It feels good. Keep going until you have a climax. You'll know when it happens. And then you'll be really ticklish. You may or may not produce semen, since you are 12. If you do, make sure you keep it away from your mothers vagina.
Welcome to your new life.[/QUOTE]
I was fapping since I was 9. God damn I have a moustache! :)
[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19397521]Masturbate, makes you sleep. :q:[/QUOTE]
qft
[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19397521]Masturbate, makes you sleep. :q:[/QUOTE]
i absolutely 100% agree
Guy's i really need help.
I'm still up at 3AM even though I have school tomorrow, you think your life is hard try having 3 physics lessons on Mondays with no sleep.
don't go on the comp so much
Needs pills here!
If you get bored trying to fall asleep try to not let anything distract you.
Focus on a spot on the ceiling or wall until your eyelids get heavy. Try and keep them open and on the same spot. This is what I do on those nights after weird sleep schedules and it works, it just takes a greater amount of willpower than falling asleep should.
I'm always hard when i get to sleep
Just read a book to clear your head, that is all. Or watch a movie.
Your mind is still active otherwise.
Have the same problem.
Try getting some good on hear headphones (In ear doesn't work as good I find). Make sure your room is dark and go to bed, listen to music and concentrate on it. Makes me tired in 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=cherry gmod;19402080]If your hard getting to sleep, Try thinking of Margrete thatcher naked on a cold night. That will get you flacid.[/QUOTE]
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same here no matter how i try i just fucking can't sleep at night, but when the first sunrays show i suddenly feel sleepy
inb4 sparklefairy XD
I sometimes find it hard to sleep, in the end I just lie awake and wait for the dawn. :v: Reading has always helped me, or listening to a radio program.
THink about that you should not sleep, try to keep yourself awake by thinking about that you must not sleep. Usually, when you do that, you'll fall asleep.
Or just do something, like sports during the day. Not before you sleep.
[QUOTE=UserDerth;19416939]Guy's i really need help.[/QUOTE]
We already told you how to get to sleep, now grab your dick and start pumping away!
[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19397521]Masturbate, makes you sleep. :q:[/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits so well and so does the post below your post. LOL
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I suffer from eczema so i find sleep hard because my skin becomes irritated very easily. My adavise is to get comfortable, slow your breathing down, keep your eyes closed and try not to move. You will feel your body go kind of numb and then you should fall to sleep. If that does not work listen to an audio book, i recomend those read by Stephen Fry.
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