The First Presidential Debate - Bart Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - THUNDERDOME

[UntouchedShadow]

Ah the bankruptcy card is out

[Raidyr]

Also for anyone just tuning in: Trump already hit Clinton with the emails and it rolled right off her shoulders. So far she is outplaying the fuck out of him.

[Cutthecrap]

STOP IT HILLARY

STAHP STAHP

ITS ALREADY DEAD!

[Coolkiddo]

All these traps she sets up and he falls right in, ahahah.

[tsar]

Hahaha this is brutal

[Terminutter]

[QUOTE=rilez;51112350]Can we just admit the fact that this isn't a fucking debate? Audience doesn't give a fuck about the rules, Holt isn't moderating, and the key: they're not fucking debating. They're just (barely) taking turns insulting each other[/QUOTE]

The debate needs a moderator who will actually moderate. Shut off microphones and keep them to their time limits, and redirect back to the question whenever they deviate.

Also consider shock collars to zap them for each lie.

[fog]

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[swebonny]

I thought Trump would act a bit different this debate. But dang he's the same :v:

[Zeno39]

Come on Hill dog I want to see some blood on that podium.

[Galactic S.O.U.L]

is the trump getting stumped

[joshuadim]

This is amazing

Im so happy Hillary isnt holding back

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=Svinnik;51112336]he makes a good point about the infrastructures though

also, she keeps on trying to trigger him with calling him Donald[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but the difference between Trump and Bernie when it came to infrastructure is bernie actually talked about paying for it. Not cutting taxes while at the same time massive increasing spending, because fixing the infrastructure will take about 2 trillion IIRC.

[smurfy]

I swear to god if the polls say Trump won this we will deem the American experiment to be a failure and reintegrate you guys into the Empire

[Luni]

now watch him dodge the question or flat out deny what she said

[dimitrik129]

SNIFF

[Raidyr]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;51112382]I thought Trump would act a bit different this debate. But dang he's the same :v:[/QUOTE]
He is worse.

[Bread_Baron]

Clinton is definitely more coherent tonight. Trump is incapable of finishing a statement without repeating himself, getting carried away, interrupting himself, repeating himself, and creating a tremendous mess, believe me.

[Untouch]

"certain laws"

[Breakfast Buddy]

I'm watching a debate with the two most un-relate-able people I can imagine. It's like going to a baseball game with 2 away teams.

[Luni]

"we used... certain laws... that are there..."

oh my god

[joshuadim]

[QUOTE=smurfy;51112388]I swear to god if the polls say Trump won this we will deem the American experiment to be a failure and reintegrate you guys into the Empire[/QUOTE]

We'll accept

Anything but Trump

[SKS]

"I fucked them over for me because the gov't is bad"

[OvB]

We should invite the candidates for a Facepunch Moderator Moderated Debate.

[PortalModIV]

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Ho boy

[Blazyd]

Should've gave trump a xanax before this

[tsar]

[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;51112372]Has there been one mention of policy yet? I just got here[/QUOTE]

Sort of, they talked about policy at the start and then things went downhill really fast

[Untouch]

"i take advantage of certain laws"

[purvisdavid1]

Ahahahahahaha oh fuck

[Native Hunter]

"I will get to Pennsylvania Avenue either way"

[splenda]

[QUOTE=smurfy;51112388]I swear to god if the polls say Trump won this we will deem the American experiment to be a failure and reintegrate you guys into the Empire[/QUOTE]

If he wins I'll start wearing a red coat everyday.