The First Presidential Debate - Bart Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - THUNDERDOME

[ScriptKitt3h]

He's admitting to abusing loopholes right now for profit. Hot damn, this is a trainwreck in slow motion.

[Severen]

Remember that this man has supporters :what:

[Chaitin]

Trump takes advantage of the law of the nations. Remember who you're electing America.

[Headhumpy]

[QUOTE=OvB;51112401]We should invite the candidates for a Facepunch Moderator Moderated Debate.[/QUOTE]

they'd both get ejected within 30 seconds

[Luni]

here we go with the unbelievable people who all love him

all those anonymous friends

[Kube]

Donald Trump defending tax evasion.

[greasemunky]

"My obligation is to do well for myself for my family for my employees" Yea the ones you didn't pay?

[Jouska]

[QUOTE=smurfy;51112388]I swear to god if the polls say Trump won this we will deem the American experiment to be a failure and reintegrate you guys into the Empire[/QUOTE]

No it's too late save yourselves

[Last or First]

He basically just said "It's my right to exploit the loopholes in laws"

[dimitrik129]

HE LOOKS OUT OF BREATH

[rilez]

[QUOTE=Swebonny;51112382]I thought Trump would act a bit different this debate. But dang he's the same :v:[/QUOTE]

The worst part is I can't figure out if this is good or bad. This debate is a fucking joke, but Trump supporters might think this is wonderful.

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=smurfy;51112388]I swear to god if the polls say Trump won this we will deem the American experiment to be a failure and reintegrate you guys into the Empire[/QUOTE]

Brexit shows that we don't want to come back either.

So naturally, France needs to come back and annex us.

[Colliseemoe2]

"I take advantage of the laws of the country"

-Trump

[Smug Bastard]

[QUOTE=smurfy;51112388]I swear to god if the polls say Trump won this we will deem the American experiment to be a failure and reintegrate you guys into the Empire[/QUOTE]

Please be nice to me, I was a loyalist all along <3

[UntouchedShadow]

Get this man a Kleenex

[ScriptKitt3h]

"I'mma get to Pennsylvania Ave., one way or the other!"

[EdvardSchnitz]

RACE
OH NO

[Ott]

[QUOTE=rilez;51112350]Can we just admit the fact that this isn't a fucking debate? Audience doesn't give a fuck about the rules, Holt isn't moderating, and the key: they're not fucking debating. They're just (barely) taking turns insulting each other[/QUOTE]

america

[Raidyr]

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;51112392]Clinton is definitely more coherent tonight. Trump is incapable of finishing a statement without repeating himself, getting carried away, interrupting himself, repeating himself, and creating a tremendous mess, believe me.[/QUOTE]

Also admitting to tax fraud and not compensating laborers.

[smurfy]

Talking about race now

Presidential candidate steps onto thin ice

[Mythman]

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;51112385]the fact that trump still has supporters at all is quite amazing[/QUOTE]

Trump supporters generally don't browse Facepunch. Don't base your political ideas on the Facepunch 'bubble'.

We're all pretty young and liberal here.

[FlashMarsh]

Since we're leaving the EU empire, can we reform the British empire to make up for it Smurfy?

[Nahash]

racial stuff

this going to be good

[SKS]

moderator burn

[ghghop]

"WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE"

GOD DAMN LESTER

[Joekirk]

Race time.

[Bobie]

oh no

[rilez]

[QUOTE=OvB;51112401]We should invite the candidates for a Facepunch Moderator Moderated Debate.[/QUOTE]

I call dibs on permabanning them both for chronic shitposting

[shrinkme]

oh boy

[Stev]

"let's start with race"

oh boy here we go