The First Presidential Debate - Bart Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - THUNDERDOME - General

[QUOTE=smurfy;51110319]I have another prediction: Clinton will drop a 'spontaneous' zinger against Trump and her social media will immediately tweet out 50,000 pre-made memes involving that line[/QUOTE] [media]https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/705598496934633474[/media]

Welp, I'm going to bed now - best of luck to the wicked witch.

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;51110587][media]https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/705598496934633474[/media][/QUOTE] this hurts

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;51110587][media]https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/705598496934633474[/media][/QUOTE] Where's the apology to all the victims of epileptic seizures from this retarded tweet.

Anyone have a Vive or a Rift? [url=https://account.altvr.com/events/507198636514345819]You can watch the debate in VR[/url] lol [editline]26th September 2016[/editline] Also works with Samsung GearVR!

[QUOTE=smurfy;51110663]Anyone have a Vive or a Rift? [url=https://account.altvr.com/events/507198636514345819]You can watch the debate in VR[/url] lol [editline]26th September 2016[/editline] Also works with Samsung GearVR![/QUOTE] What a world we live in! VR is probably better than being there in person, that way you don't get the smell of Trumps fake tan.

Honestly, I suspect that Clinton is going to try and go high-energy, but will get knocked down almost instantly because most of her debating skills have been geared towards opponents like Sanders, who can only be summed up as very low-energy.

[QUOTE=smurfy;51110663]Anyone have a Vive or a Rift? [url=https://account.altvr.com/events/507198636514345819]You can watch the debate in VR[/url] lol [editline]26th September 2016[/editline] Also works with Samsung GearVR![/QUOTE] If you use a Rift you'll slip into the role of a Trump supporter, if you use a Vive you'll be on Hillary's side. And if you use GearVR you become a distraught Libertarian sitting outside of the debate.

would google cardboard be the jill stein vote?

[QUOTE=TheHydra;51110704]would google cardboard be the jill stein vote?[/QUOTE] [t]https://i.imgur.com/1quOlQK.jpg[/t]

A bit of actual news about the debate itself! [url]http://www.politico.com/live-blog-updates/2016/09/live-hofstra-university-presidential-debate-clinton-trump-000008#postid=00000157-67d9-d940-af5f-efd9388b0001[/url] [quote]Hillary Clinton will get the first question at Monday night’s debate, the Commission on Presidential Debates -- the bipartisan group that sponsors the debates -- says. There will be six segments covering the announced topics of "America's Direction," "Achieving Prosperity" and "Securing America." Each segment will begin with two-minute answers from each candidate, followed by 10 minutes of open shitslinging. Donald Trump will be to the audience’s left (stage right) and Clinton will be to the audience’s right, (stage left).[/quote] [editline]26th September 2016[/editline] And also this was on Politico, reminds us how far we've come/fallen [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkPadFK34o[/media]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;51110692]Honestly, I suspect that Clinton is going to try and go high-energy, but will get knocked down almost instantly because most of her debating skills have been geared towards opponents like Sanders, who can only be summed up as very low-energy.[/QUOTE] Sanders didn't really qualify as low energy though would he? He spoke very strongly during the debates, and hell he essentially even told her to shut up because he was talking. Low energy is Marco and Jeb who literally go braindead the minute the debate changes direction

I don't know why, but I had imagined that the first to answer would be determined by a coin toss or something, rather than predetermined. Calling it now, Trump will call being made to answer second "rigging".

[QUOTE=Terminutter;51110789]I don't know why, but I had imagined that the first to answer would be determined by a coin toss or something, rather than predetermined. Calling it now, Trump will call being made to answer second "rigging".[/QUOTE] It was a coin toss [url=http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/26/media/presidential-debate-format-rules/]according to CNN[/url]. Also there will no opening or closing statements apparently, which I didn't know

Trump is so childish I'm honestly horrified at the prospect of him being president; the thought of him giving a speech at the UN scares the fuck out of me. I'm not worried of the possibility of Trump somehow showing that he has better policies than Clinton, we all know he's a damn buffoon when it comes to the real world; i.e. "[I]I know more about ISIS than the generals do[/I]!" What I [I]am[/I] worried about though is the possibility of Clinton slipping up, like fumbling on a question or even coughing. Soon as she starts coughing Trump's supporter base are gonna jump on her like jackals; "See! She's too sick to lead! She had a body double at her daughter's apartment on 9/11!" And we all know that the media isn't gonna help over-exaggerating her gaffe. Maybe it's a stupid thought but I'm worried.

The atmosphere tonight can be summed up in the phrase "please don't fuck it up"

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[QUOTE=smurfy;51110804]It was a coin toss [url=http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/26/media/presidential-debate-format-rules/]according to CNN[/url]. Also there will no opening or closing statements apparently, which I didn't know[/QUOTE] Ohh, thanks. Still doesn't rule out the Trump accusing people of rigging I suppose!

[QUOTE=Terminutter;51110823]Ohh, thanks. Still doesn't rule out the Trump accusing people of rigging I suppose![/QUOTE] Nothing could rule that out :v:

[QUOTE=Ctrl;51110822][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/870CauV.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.foodportfolio.com/howdedodat/images/ambulance5x6.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Ctrl;51110822][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/870CauV.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] If pepe gets mentioned, throw your glass away and just chug straight from the bottle

[QUOTE=Ctrl;51110822][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/870CauV.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] see you all in the ER, lads

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;51110750][t]https://i.imgur.com/1quOlQK.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5013896/forum/Facepunch/Sensationalist%20Headlines/9.2016/firefox_2016-09-27_01-03-31.png[/t] [URL="http://www.view-master.com/en-us"][sp]It's a Google Cardboard viewer.[/sp][/URL]

[QUOTE=Ctrl;51110822][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/870CauV.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh god... I have a bottle of Crown Royal tonight, and I do not feel like downing an entire bottle.

Heading home from work. Can't wait until to hit my bong while I watch the downfall of my country.

Debate T-100 minutes and Trump shows no sign of being stumped so far [media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780535389853458432[/media]

[QUOTE=smurfy;51110979]Debate T-100 minutes and Trump shows no sign of being stumped so far [media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780535389853458432[/media][/QUOTE] Damn, I was sincerely hoping he wouldn't be able to contain himself long enough not to tweet on stage.

the pre-game show has started: [url]http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/09/26/green-party-candidate-jill-stein-escorted-off-debate-premises-may-try-again-get/91128002/[/url]

How do toxx's work? I might be willing to make one by tonight, depending on the details.

[QUOTE=adamsz;51111044]How do toxx's work? I might be willing to make one by tonight, depending on the details.[/QUOTE] X will happen, if it doesn't I'll do Y or be permanently banned.