The First Presidential Debate - Bart Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - THUNDERDOME - General

Got through 6 cocktails. Happy I bought some more stuff right before the debate because I went through my reserves.

Trump didnt even answer the question at the end, he went on a tirade about immigrants He went full circle, he remembered what made him popular in the first place and went "Make America Great Again" He's going to lose so hard lmao. Cant wait for the Trump supporters to spin this.

Trump confirmed BTFO'd Glorious Thank fuck she let him dig his own grave, for she's the one who pushed him into it.

Trump left immediately lmao

[QUOTE=OvB;51113753]Democrat friends say Hillary won. Republican friends say Trump won. In reality did anyone win?[/QUOTE] Whatever happens, America seems to be the loser.

Trump really is a fucking bomb scare. Jesus H Christ.

[QUOTE=VinLAURiA;51113742]Even the anchors are dumbfounded.[/QUOTE] the face of the France 24 anchor is amazing... right when they cut away from the debate: [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3797350/hosting/2016-09/chrome_2016-09-27_04-39-34.png[/img] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3797350/hosting/2016-09/chrome_2016-09-27_04-41-55.png[/img]

It's hard to comprehend what I just watched and listened to. Like that is history, but what. How are these people actual candidates.

Solidified my vote.

finally this wild ride is over

Has America ever elected a corpse before? Because Donald Trump just killed himself.

America is never going to be great now. All hope is lost [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4[/media]

[media]https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/780597903370903552[/media]

But yeah, I watched the NBC News stream and they outright called it surreal.

[QUOTE=OvB;51113753]Democrat friends say Hillary won. Republican friends say Trump won. In reality did anyone win?[/QUOTE] Nope. Still not voting

[QUOTE=Laferio;51113768]Solidified my vote.[/QUOTE] Gary Johnson it is.

[QUOTE=zeroXSBK;51113740]There's not enough alcohol in the world to help you cope with this shit.[/QUOTE] Anybody want to start a suicide pact?

I missed the debates, what happened?

Former president on stage

[QUOTE=OvB;51113753]Democrat friends say Hillary won. Republican friends say Trump won. In reality did anyone win?[/QUOTE] with all that entertainment value I think the audience won

[QUOTE=OvB;51113753]Democrat friends say Hillary won. Republican friends say Trump won. In reality did anyone win?[/QUOTE] It all depends where your views lie

I'm going to write my own name in, fuck this

voting for trump, he totally won that debate with the wall, hillary was no show.

This debate left me feeling like i got my ass blasted by a Chinese knockoff of a Japanese toilet.

[QUOTE=OvB;51113753]Democrat friends say Hillary won. Republican friends say Trump won. In reality did anyone win?[/QUOTE] I am honestly really dubious after reading a few things in this thread. After reading posts laughing at Trump saying isis supports him when he said ICE, or when Baghdadi was mentioned. I don't think Facepunch really is representative of US opinion or reaction. I think the result will be similar to Brexit.

[QUOTE=ccg;51113780]I missed the debates, what happened?[/QUOTE] trump got burned alot.

I may not have watched the debate, but y'all did a good job of summarizing, and boy am I glad I didn't. While I do agree with earlier posts that it really wasn't a debate more than it was a shoutmatch, I'm glad I can rest easy tonight knowing Trump fell flat on his face so hard he hit 6 feet deep.

[QUOTE=ccg;51113780]I missed the debates, what happened?[/QUOTE] Trump made a fool out of himself, an unexpected twist to the evening

Trump might as well have been Budd Dwyer tonight

[QUOTE=StonedPenguin;51113785]It all depends where your views lie[/QUOTE] I can't imagine being that blinded by partisan politics to not see how badly Trump performed this debate. Out of 90 minutes Clinton had a handful of questionable lines but nearly everything Trump said was either an outright lie or objectionable. He constantly interrupted and had no decorum. His biggest attacks against Clinton were reversed and he fell for every trap she set. I've never seen a presidential debate this one sided.