The First Presidential Debate - Bart Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - THUNDERDOME - General

[QUOTE=VinLAURiA;51114618]I look forward to crushing that arrogance on yours on that very same day. Game on, bitch.[/QUOTE] I am actually genuinely worried for the mental safety of some of these Trump supporters. Given the already unhinged nature of your average /pol/ poster, I wouldn't be surprised if election night sees some crazy shit going down.

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;51114643]Top one's Hillary.[/QUOTE] top one is trump

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114631]Well I'm not Toxxing because I have my own plans for that. But that's tight lipped on my part until Election day.[/QUOTE]At least post a picture of your Trump "Make America Great Again" hat.

[QUOTE=Monkah;51114621]Most polling websites are saying a Trump victory. Interesting. That being said, Trump definitely didn't do as well as I expected him to do. He had a few perfect windows-- like the DNC leaks when Clinton referred to being open to democracy, or the Clinton Foundation when talking about Trump's business. Instead, he said nothing at all. Very odd.[/QUOTE] I wonder why internet polls are showing that the meme candidate won and the non internet polls are showing that he lost by a considerable margin it's a real mystery

[QUOTE=smurfy;51114635]Toxxing this late in the game, and not even putting in in your avatar? Very low energy guys[/QUOTE] please forgive me smurfy

[QUOTE=Conscript;51114557]If you vote Hillary as a progressive to avoid Trump, you completely miss the point of being a leftie in the first place, validate a system that marginalizes you and a lesser evil false dichotomy that keeps change at bay, and perpetuate your own failures by letting yourself be distracted by electoral politics that inherently serves a set of interests that contradict yours. Unless you really, really need the token social liberal positions she's offering as concessions, there's no excuse to vote for Hillary this election. She has nothing in common with the left and has an extensive track record of being to the right of someone like Obama.[/QUOTE] The problem is that you're arguing that change should preferable to stagnation. That's a generally agreeable statement, in most positions, but one that I fundamentally disagree with under our current circumstances. Yes, I would definitely prefer to see a [I]positive[/I] change compared to four years of stagnant office, and I find Hillary to be a wholly disappointing candidate -- simply a "wrong" choice for my personal positions. However, when the only "change" on the table is the change promised by Trump, a slide into religious persecution and constitutional butchery, I'll take the stagnation any day of the week. Hillary may not adequately champion my ideal positions, but Trump represents everything that I find myself viscerally opposed to. So, like, I don't have much other choice in this election. It's [I]"I'd rather not"[/I] versus [I]"please, God, NO!"[/I] You might as well be arguing that I'm standing in the way of change by opposing brain parasites. I mean, true, brain parasites aren't something I've ever tried before, but I feel confident enough in my opinions regarding them to pass on the experience.

[QUOTE=joshuadim;51114639]Im so confident that Hillary will win, and that Martin will have his glorious mental breakdown, that I'm making a new toxx. Perma me if Trump wins.[/QUOTE] :toxx: Godspeed you, magnificent bastard.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114617]When this place happily ignores any facts that I've posted before? Who cares. Might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.[/QUOTE] enjoy the ride to the suicide hotline when clinton wins and you fully dissociate from reality

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;51114645]top one is trump[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Kartoffel;51114643]Top one's Hillary.[/QUOTE] a liar will always lie, and a truthsayer will always tell the truth. how do you figure which is which?

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;51114643]Top one's Hillary.[/QUOTE] Prove it bitch.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114631]Well I'm not Toxxing because I have my own plans for that. But that's tight lipped on my part until Election day.[/QUOTE] Oh boy I can't wait :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51114634]Ah yes, care to share them?[/QUOTE] the most reputable website on the internet, lyingcrookedbitch.maga.com, has donald winning by 1776% hillary shills on suicide watch

[QUOTE=FlandersNed;51114640]Polling websites are being raided by /pol/ right now.[/QUOTE] I highly doubt a few thousand /pol/ites are managing to disrupt polls of hundreds of ~300,000 voters. Unless you're suggesting that 35,000 4chan users raided the same poll within the matter of an hour and a half. [thumb]https://i.gyazo.com/39c315e994dcf84fb66c629436a8eecf.png[/thumb] Keep peddling your Clinton victory though, I guess? Clearly, it was just 4chan hacking CNBC or something.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114631]Well I'm not Toxxing because I have my own plans for that. But that's tight lipped on my part until Election day.[/QUOTE] this is actually embarassing

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114631]Well I'm not Toxxing because I have my own plans for that. But that's tight lipped on my part until Election day.[/QUOTE] Honestly guys, Pvt. Martin has some plans, some glorious plans. He has friends that can vouch for him personally, as long as we keep Crooked Killary out and destroy Obamacare

[QUOTE=postal;51114626]lmao you're just fucking around at this point either toxx your account over trump winning and prove me wrong or stop posting in these threads if you're just gonna act like this[/QUOTE] You're not going to bait me to Toxx my good sir. If I want to leave FP, I shall do so on my own terms. But those terms will wait until November. So just be patient.

[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;51114661]the most reputable website on the internet, lyingcrookedbitch.maga.com, has donald winning by 1776% hillary shills on suicide watch[/QUOTE] i just got my paycheck from the clinton foundation for shilling her even before the facepunch bandwagon tipped in her favor, feels good man

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;51114651]The problem is that you're arguing that change should preferable to stagnation. That's a generally agreeable statement, in most positions, but one that I fundamentally disagree with under our current circumstances. Yes, I would definitely prefer to see a [I]positive[/I] change compared to four years of stagnant office, and I find Hillary to be a wholly disappointing candidate -- simply a "wrong" choice for my personal positions. However, when the only "change" on the table is the change promised by Trump, a slide into religious persecution and constitutional butchery, I'll take the stagnation any day of the week. Hillary may not adequately champion my ideal positions, but Trump represents everything that I find myself viscerally opposed to. So, like, I don't have much other choice in this election. It's [I]"I'd rather not"[/I] versus [I]"please, God, NO!"[/I] You might as well be arguing that I'm standing in the way of change by opposing brain parasites. I mean, true, brain parasites aren't something I've ever tried before, but I feel confident enough in my opinions regarding them to pass on the experience.[/QUOTE]He was never going to win in the first place.

[QUOTE=Monkah;51114664]I highly doubt a few thousand /pol/ites are managing to disrupt polls of hundreds of ~300,000 voters. Unless you're suggesting that 35,000 4chan users raided the same poll within the matter of an hour and a half. [img]https://i.gyazo.com/39c315e994dcf84fb66c629436a8eecf.png[/img][/QUOTE] all it takes is a few links and some basic scripting program to fuck the numbers over. they did that with those strawpoll.me polls that were going around during the party debates. i know because i saw it firsthand.

Im almost certain that Martin is riding it out and baiting, trolling and shitposting to the max to get a rise out of people Theres no way anyone can be this delusional

[QUOTE=Monkah;51114664][thumb]https://i.gyazo.com/39c315e994dcf84fb66c629436a8eecf.png[/thumb][/QUOTE] hey wheres the link to the webstie hey what's that on the floor over there? is that a script?

[QUOTE=Monkah;51114664]I highly doubt a few thousand /pol/ites are managing to disrupt polls of hundreds of ~300,000 voters. Unless you're suggesting that 35,000 4chan users raided the same poll within the matter of an hour and a half. [thumb]https://i.gyazo.com/39c315e994dcf84fb66c629436a8eecf.png[/thumb] Keep peddling your Clinton victory though, I guess? Clearly, it was just 4chan hacking CNBC or something.[/QUOTE] yeah man, how could people on /pol/ raid these polls? I mean it would take them [I]at least[/I] two hours to power up their super vote-a-matic machines to cyber the websites.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114668]You're not going to bait me to Toxx my good sir. If I want to leave FP, I shall do so on my own terms. But those terms will wait until November. So just be patient.[/QUOTE] "Trump will win! But I'm not going all in on it!" I just went all in how about you Martin

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114668]You're not going to bait me to Toxx my good sir. If I want to leave FP, I shall do so on my own terms. But those terms will wait until November. So just be patient.[/QUOTE] If Trump wins I'll permaban Pvt. Martin :toxx: [editline]/[/editline] Or would it be if he doesn't win? [editline]/[/editline] Either way, really.

[QUOTE=Pops;51114655]a liar will always lie, and a truthsayer will always tell the truth. how do you figure which is which?[/QUOTE] "If you were the other, who would you say is the one who tells the truth?"

[QUOTE=.Isak.;51114669]i just got my paycheck from the clinton foundation for shilling her even before the facepunch bandwagon tipped in her favor, feels good man[/QUOTE] Hey now, quit it! If you spill the beans, shillary won't give me any more shekels! How will I buy my chicken tendies without clinton cash???

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51114678]hey wheres the link to the webstie[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/26/vote-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate.html[/url] It's CNBC. Not Fox, not Breitbart, not some major right-wing site. I don't even think Trump did well, but Clinton had few good points and more failed zingers than good ones. Aside from "trump is bad", she barely had anything to say the entire debate that wasn't just genericisms.

[QUOTE=Samson0722;51114657]Prove it bitch.[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/92b5idN.png[/img_thumb]

i made my avatar smurfy senpai pls notice me

[QUOTE=Monkah;51114696][url]http://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/26/vote-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate.html[/url] It's CNBC. Not Fox, not Breitbart, not some major right-wing site. I don't even think Trump did well, but Clinton had few good points and more failed zingers than good ones. Aside from "trump is bad", she barely had anything to say the entire debate that wasn't just genericisms.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/sWW929f.png[/img]