The First Presidential Debate - Bart Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - THUNDERDOME - General

I'm on my cell phone right now and the poll on top of the screen looks like Trump is pointing to his tiny bar proudly, which I feel is really poetic.

[QUOTE=Axelius;51114730]Can't wait to hear you guys opinion on this: [url]https://worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/[/url][/QUOTE] I think you should be taking this as seriously as those sham online LGBT petitions EA put out a few years ago.

[QUOTE=Pops;51114749]oh come now, this is the real version [t]http://i.imgur.com/4A4Vthd.png[/t][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/288aypt.jpg[/IMG] I'm so fucked. I can't even browse LMAO pics.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114731]No, please. I'm not insane. I just have high energy.[/QUOTE] Are you even aware of how absorbed you are by Trump's cult of personality? I think the fact that you supported someone like Bernie is sad, to be honest. You're being taken advantage of.

I can't sleep tonight until I see some legit polls

[QUOTE=smurfy;51114728]No open online poll is any more valid than the poll at the top of this page[/QUOTE] Facepunch is truly a prestigious news outlet.

tbh I only want Hillary to win because I want to keep Smurfy around

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;51114768]I can't sleep tonight until I see some legit polls[/QUOTE] Don't hold your breath.

[QUOTE=Samson0722;51114763][IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/288aypt.jpg[/IMG] I'm so fucked. I can't even browse LMAO pics.[/QUOTE] I love you

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[QUOTE=Kyle902;51114781]The fact that you went from supporting the far left to supporting the far right indicates that you're just bandwagoning and don't actually have your own beliefs. I don't understand how you're so blind as to not see that.[/QUOTE] He doesn't need logic when he's got a reality distortion field.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51114746]Come on post the real image here. [t]https://chie.club/files/images/st/34b312cd-f6ce-4eb0-8349-0f4f5df1f5c9.png[/t][/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/i8kPPnr.png[/t] Legitimately more disturbing than I expected.

Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own. :toxx: I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned. And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("TOXX: Permaban me on November 9th, no matter what the outcome of the election." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

[media]https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/780626726133129216[/media] I'm presuming there will be some more polls on this coming tomorrow or something, I dunno

[QUOTE=Thlis;51114785][t]http://i.imgur.com/i8kPPnr.png[/t][/QUOTE] You too. Stop, I'll wake my folks.

[QUOTE=archangel125;51114760]I'm on my cell phone right now and the poll on top of the screen looks like Trump is pointing to his tiny bar proudly, which I feel is really poetic.[/QUOTE] Hey now, his bar isn't tiny - it's very large and masculine, just like his hands and Trump Tower.

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You keep ignoring the question Pvt. Martin. [QUOTE=joshuadim;51114581]So Martin how is Trump supporting LGBT with Pence as VP please explain right here and right now :^) [and how he plans to sign an LGBT discirmination law][/QUOTE] I wonder why?

[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;51114762]I think you should be taking this as seriously as those sham online LGBT petitions EA put out a few years ago.[/QUOTE] Well, if I Google "Crooked poll" the first 3 results are related to Hillary. So is the right way to go about this to assume all polls are fake ? or just the ones that you don't like.

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[QUOTE=Thlis;51114785][t]http://i.imgur.com/i8kPPnr.png[/t] Legitimately more disturbing than I expected.[/QUOTE] :ass: I summon postal with the power of holy buttocks to make a request - please make these the new images for the poll.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114787]Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own. :toxx: I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned. And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election.[/QUOTE] on the prophecized night of the election all the trumples will take their Trump Brand pills and ascend to live with their lord Kek in meme magic heaven

Trump ain't having any of that reality shit [media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780626558176333824[/media] (currently, the only other legit poll I know of is [url=http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/09/voters-nationally-say-clinton-won-debate-5140.html]PPP[/url], which showed him losing but only by 11 points)

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114714]So you're not going to let me have my own choice anymore is that it? Just without my say so ban me. Also I PM'd Postal that he has dibs on the ban button.[/QUOTE] well what did you expect us to say when you're just hamming it up now with the shit posting lol. it would be nice to see some actual conversations in these threads without the occasional wall of everyone reacting to the goofy shit you're posting now as for your pm, you essentially told me you don't want to be here and just want to make shit posts from now on, and then told me to only ban you on election day after you've had your fun and gone out in style. in return i'm allowed to be the one that bans you. wow how could i possibly refuse such an amazing [del]demand[/del] offer!

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;51114800]:ass: I summon postal with the power of holy buttocks to make a request - please make these the new images for the poll.[/QUOTE] As funny as that would be, naw. Let's keep it unambiguous.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114787]Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own. :toxx: I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned. And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("TOXX: Permaban me on November 9th, no matter what the outcome of the election." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE] You have been branded.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114731]No, please. I'm not insane. I just have high energy.[/QUOTE] What is with Trump supporters and repeating his stupid lines lmao. Do they think it's cool to emulate him? Just makes them look like cultists when they all start spouting "Cuck!" and "High energy." Trump's pro-wrestler macho personality is just as cringey as Clinton trying to appeal to kids, it's pathetic that people think it's an appropriate way to act. Or as Trump would say: Sad!

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;51114813]You have been branded.[/QUOTE] Assuming you make it that long, that is.

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[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114731]No, please. I'm not insane. I just have high energy.[/QUOTE] as a fellow trump supporter, there is a difference between high energy and denying reality Trump didn't do good in this debate. I'm pretty sure he's saving the biggest cards like the entire clinton foundation situation and other things like that for the last debate but right now, it doesn't look good for Trump.