The First Presidential Debate - Bart Simpson vs Lisa Simpson - THUNDERDOME

[Doom64hunter]

I'm really wondering if we're not just seeing another Brexit effect where it looks like one side is constantly failing but then in the end it still wins.

Considering how Trump's numbers inexplicably went up over the past months despite there not being a single piece of positive news about it him - will the outcome of this debate really affect him?

[MasterKade]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114787]Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own.

:toxx:

I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned.

And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("TOXX: Permaban me on November 9th, no matter what the outcome of the election." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

I wish you didn't become so political. :(

[Hamaflavian]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114787]Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own.

:toxx:

I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned.

And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("TOXX: Permaban me on November 9th, no matter what the outcome of the election." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

Let Pvt. Martin stay if Trump wins. It's about as risky as betting that you won't be hit by a meteor.

[joshuadim]

I will keep repeating this damn question until Martin answers me, one way or another. Because he is consistently ignoring it.

[QUOTE=joshuadim;51114581]So Martin how is Trump supporting LGBT with Pence as VP

please explain right here and right now :^) [and how he plans to sign an LGBT discirmination law][/QUOTE]

[Amber902]

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[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114787]Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own.

:toxx:

I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned.

And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("TOXX: Permaban me on November 9th, no matter what the outcome of the election." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

updated mine as per my promise.

though for the record none of us are doing actual toxx clauses so boo

[Mr. Scorpio]

[QUOTE=postal;51114803]well what did you expect us to say when you're just hamming it up now with the shit posting lol. it would be nice to see some actual conversations in these threads without the occasional wall of everyone reacting to the goofy shit you're posting now

as for your pm, you essentially told me you don't want to be here and just want to make shit posts from now on, and then told me to only ban you on election day after you've had your fun and gone out in style. in return i'm allowed to be the one that bans you.

wow how could i possibly refuse such an amazing [del]demand[/del] offer![/QUOTE]

new layers of pathetic keep getting added onto the onion of pity that is Pvt. Martin

[BuffaloHops]

I wonder if somebody can make an edit of the TF2 Nope.avi video with Trump saying "NOPE"

[video=youtube;gvdf5n-zI14]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14[/video]

[Amber902]

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[joshuadim]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;51114832]updated mine as per my promise.

though for the record none of us are doing actual toxx clauses so boo[/QUOTE]

I thought mine was serious though? I was being serious.

Fucking permaban me if Trump wins.

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114787]Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own.

:toxx:

I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned.

And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("TOXX: Permaban me on November 9th, no matter what the outcome of the election." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

Hey now, Postal has dibs, because he brought the best emotes to this forum. :dogcited:.

[Amber902]

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[Bald & Beautiful]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;51114787]Alright ladies and gentlemen of Facepunch. I guess I might as well, if only because the mods themselves want to insist on doing it for me, lemme do it on my own.

:toxx:

I, Pvt. Jeremey P. Martin II of Cook, hearby do say, if Donald Trump Wins this election, I will spend the evening gloriously Trump-posting and celebrating this victory, before I get banned.

And if Crooked Hillary wins instead, I will still happily take the ban, for there is nothing left on Facepunch for me, whoever wins this election.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("TOXX: Permaban me on November 9th, no matter what the outcome of the election." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa245/kuttikiddi2008/Emoticons/emot-byewhore-1.gif[/IMG]

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=joshuadim;51114839]I thought mine was serious though? I was being serious.

Fucking permaban me if Trump wins.[/QUOTE]

a toxx clause is originally meant to mean "if, x, then y, else z." youre supposed to say something like "ill eat my hat if something happens" and the mods then demand you literally do it or face the ban.

we're just betting bans. weve bastardized the term!

[tsar]

[QUOTE=smurfy;51114802]Trump ain't having any of that reality shit

[media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/780626558176333824[/media]

(currently, the only other legit poll I know of is [url=http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/09/voters-nationally-say-clinton-won-debate-5140.html]PPP[/url], which showed him losing but only by 11 points)[/QUOTE]

I hope the brigade convinces Trump that this is a good way to debate and I can't wait to see how much he gets effectively shot in the foot for it.

[1nfiniteseed]

[QUOTE=Axelius;51114795]Well, if I Google "Crooked poll" the first 3 results are related to Hillary. So is the right way to go about this to assume all polls are fake ? or just the ones that you don't like.[/QUOTE]

If you haven't been paying attention, r/the_donald and /pol/ are openly organizing raids on polls, and don't take that attitude with me. We both know you went out of your way to find a poll that showed Trump winning and was obscure enough that it JUST might not be scrutinized.

[Big Dumb Patriot]

How about we just let slip a gentle sigh of relief that Pvt Martin will no longer be among us in six weeks.

[Amber902]

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[Big Dumb Patriot]

how about you SHUT UP???????

[Amber902]

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[OvB]

[QUOTE=postal;51114803]in return i'm allowed to be the one that bans you.[/QUOTE]

We'll see about that

[Big Dumb Patriot]

that's what I thought

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;51114868]that's what I thought[/QUOTE]

this is admin abuse

[Bald & Beautiful]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;51114863]how about you SHUT UP???????[/QUOTE]

ELECTION 2016

[OvB]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;51114870]this is admin abuse[/QUOTE]

WE AIN'T ADMINS, SON.

[joshuadim]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;51114853]a toxx clause is originally meant to mean "if, x, then y, else z." youre supposed to say something like "ill eat my hat if something happens" and the mods then demand you literally do it or face the ban.

we're just betting bans. weve bastardized the term![/QUOTE]

Alright.

If Trumps wins, I'll make cookies with icing in the shape of each state Trump wins and eat them all before going on the finale of a giant cookie with MAGA written on it, otherwise, fucking permaban me.

Is that good enough?

[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("TOXX: If Trump wins, must eat a cookie in the shape of each won state, and a final giant MAGA cookie." - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

[Amber902]

I think we can all agree that Hillary will MAGA when she gets elected

[Darkride196]

i like how /r/ the donald pretty much are coordinating voting for trump winning the debate via online polls.

[OvB]

[QUOTE=joshuadim;51114876]Alright.

If Trumps wins, I'll make cookies with icing in the shape of each state Trump wins and eat them all before going on the finale of a giant cookie with MAGA written on it, otherwise, fucking permaban me.[/QUOTE]

Only if you give me the recipe first.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=joshuadim;51114876]Alright.

If Trumps wins, I'll make cookies with icing in the shape of each state Trump wins and eat them all before going on the finale of a giant cookie with MAGA written on it, otherwise, fucking permaban me.

Is that good enough?[/QUOTE]

"if trump wins i will enjoy delicious cookies"

>:l