[QUOTE=loopoo;41009705]Just spray it with bug spray or WD40 or light it up with a deodorant can and a lighter.
Why flush the key :v:
Should have locked the house up, boarded up the windows, and buried the house key if you're going that route.[/QUOTE]
He shoulda Lawered up, hit the gym, and get the divorce papers ready.
[QUOTE=Boaraes;41013630]why do you guys hate spiders so much
they're bros[/QUOTE]
It's hard coded into my brain. They're terrifying. If I could just respect their useful presence I would, but it doesn't work that way. As long as they stay in a different room far away from me they're cool.[QUOTE=Zakkin;41010186]Personally
. All I'm saying is that people are spouting out that they're arachnaphobics as if it's a popular and good thing recently. Post one spider thing and everyone's all like "BURN IT" and "GET IT AWAY FROM ME". I'm getting kinda tired of it, it's almost like it's one of facepunch's own funne maymays.[/QUOTE]
psst, humans have widely feared spiders way before the internet was a thing. Do you talk shit about people scared of snakes too? There's good reason that giant spiders and giant snakes are things in stories.
I only allow daddy long legs to stay in the house and my room, but only if they stick to the corners and eat all of other spiders, if they decide to crawl down the wall and on my desk then its go time
It was serious go time when one crawled on my shoulder while I was sitting in bed
nope nope nope
I haven't seen it around yet, maybe it'll leave me alone.
[I]Maybe.[/I]
I remember when I caught this bugger
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One of the many that infest my house every summer.
[QUOTE=dedo678;41023624]I remember when I caught this bugger
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One of the many that infest my house every summer.[/QUOTE]
Spiders are the only thing I hate about summer
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HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T SEE THE PICTURE BECAUSE I WAS ON MY IPOD WHAT THE FUCK
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I can take care of that for you, my large hands allow for spider handling.
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I can take care of that for you, my large hands allow for spider handling.[/QUOTE]
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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I can take care of that for you, my large hands allow for spider handling.[/QUOTE]
"Here, lemme shake your hands."
Also, I was once just sitting infront of my pc, minding my own business when all of a sudden I could feel something tickling my nose.
I looked down, realized what's hanging in front of me, exploded into my pants and fell off my chair.
That sucker got so close to my mouth, I couldn't eat properly for 2 months in fear of a spider sneaking inside while eating.
Not spider related but today I woke up to A FUCKING COCKROACH CRAWLING OVER MY FUCKING ARM
I beat that fucker to death with the TV remote as soon as I saw the bastard DUEAGH. I'm not gonna sleep well for a while because of this
i caught a brown recluse once
i yanked its leg off and put it out on the porch to serve as a warning to its comrades
Spiders are better than fucking cockroaches. Cockroaches creep me out, they're disgusting looking things that deserve to be crushed :(
This thread reminds me of how I used to walk through the woods to get to my bus stop in high school. It was winter so it was rather dark in the morning as I was taking my stroll and i walked into a giant web. First I was just upset that I was covered in webs and shit, then I looked down and see one of this fat motherfuckers on my chest:
[IMG]http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.8618590.2245/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg[/IMG]
Needless to say I went full on panic.
[QUOTE=spiritlol;41053987]This thread reminds me of how I used to walk through the woods to get to my bus stop in high school. It was winter so it was rather dark in the morning as I was taking my stroll and i walked into a giant web. First I was just upset that I was covered in webs and shit, then I looked down and see one of this fat motherfuckers on my chest:
[IMG]http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.8618590.2245/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg[/IMG]
Needless to say I went full on panic.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck is that devils spawn
[QUOTE=Gfoose;41053888]Spiders are better than fucking cockroaches. Cockroaches creep me out, they're disgusting looking things that deserve to be crushed :([/QUOTE]
We mostly get the tiny german ones here but this fucker was HUGE, I mean it was around the length of half of my index finger
can someone send me a flamethrower to burn my house down due to these fuckers?
Cellar spiders are the most harmless spiders of all time but I slept over at my sister's house the other day and there was one in a web right above my bed. I couldn't reach it so I poked it with a broom and it freaked the FUCK OUT.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfu44v3Xe2E[/url]
Scared the SHIT out of me.
I'm not really afraid of being bitten by a poisonous spider, but there's an unconscious reaction of "uguhguugh" when it comes to seeing one. If I see a spider indoors I usually kill it because I'm paranoid of being "surprised" by it (waking up with it crawling on my face or having it drop onto me or whatever)
[QUOTE=spiritlol;41053987]This thread reminds me of how I used to walk through the woods to get to my bus stop in high school. It was winter so it was rather dark in the morning as I was taking my stroll and i walked into a giant web. First I was just upset that I was covered in webs and shit, then I looked down and see one of this fat motherfuckers on my chest:
[IMG]http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.8618590.2245/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg[/IMG]
Needless to say I went full on panic.[/QUOTE]
shouldve set yourself on fire
it's the only way to be sure
I used the downstairs window key to open my window to see if he was still there, turns out he didn't get in, he was still there.
I called my mom.
The only reason I avoid spiders is I have no fucking idea if they bite or fucking poison you if you ever touch them.
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