The Bread Nightmare Prank - General

1. Take out the inside of a sausage 2. Fill it with the insides of a pumpkin 3. Staple the ends back together 4. Cook that shit 5. Give it to your friend 6. Rage ensues

This reminds me of forking someone's lawn. You take a [B]bunch [/B] (hundreds, if not a thousand or so) of plastic forks and stick them into someone's front lawn. Looks like this [img]http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/99577/forking.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Master117;18055680]This reminds me of forking someone's lawn. You take a [B]bunch [/B] (hundreds, if not a thousand or so) of plastic forks and stick them into someone's front lawn. Looks like this [img]http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/99577/forking.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Grow wheat. [b]ON THEIR FRONT LAWN.[/b]

[QUOTE=BobbyDigital;18055152]Your idea is good. But how about instead of the bread, staples and tape we just pull down their trousers, and then rape them! Hi, I'm here to tell you that if you laughed you should be ashamed of yourself. Rape isn't a funny thing. Every day thousands of men and women are forced into sexual activity against their will. Next time you're raping someone and having a good time, think of the [b]reciprocations[/b] of your actions.[/QUOTE] Reciprocations? I think you're thinking of repercussions. A reciprocation to that would be them raping you back. :confused:

[QUOTE=M_B;18052601]so essentially you're saying that we should break into people's houses and effectively damage the interior of their homes [editline]05:45PM[/editline] yeah that's hilarious i would totally laugh if someone did that to me[/QUOTE] yeah pranks are pretty much never funny to the victim, but to the pranker its fucking hilarious see nobody gives a shit about your boring golden rule bullshit. Yeah I would hate it if it happened to me, but so what, just do it back

I fail to see how this is funny. I'm pretty sure I'd be kind of mad if someone fucked my house because they thought stapling and nailing bread to my walls was funny.

[QUOTE=Pascall;18061654]I fail to see how this is funny. I'm pretty sure I'd be kind of mad if someone fucked my house because they thought stapling and nailing bread to my walls was funny.[/QUOTE] thats why it's funny

[QUOTE=Aurastorm;18062841]thats why it's funny[/QUOTE] Until I cleave their skull with a bat. Then it's Hilarious.[/truestory]

[QUOTE=stepat201;18052536]They would wake up while you're doing that[/QUOTE] If they do, put some some harmful chemicals on the bread and hold it on their mouth. Or murder the whole family, no better prank than murder.