Write a message for you to see on January 1st 2012! - General

Dear Me Do you remember the password to the FP old account yet? I changed it from the usual thing a bit ago but forgot it so I made this one two seconds ago. Also, go practice bass right now. You've been slacking the last time I saw you and you need to practice. Oh, and lose weight and study. Actually, this is pretty good advice. I'm just going to read this everyday to remind me to do stuff. See you tomorrow, Me/You

I wanted to get the last post, however i never will.

Dear me, are you still with that girl you got lucky with? If so, congrats! How did 2011 go? Did you have a lot of trouble in Geometry? Don't be to sad that your childhood is getting further and further away. Live for the moment. Have a great 2012, and Happy New Years. Love, Me and/or you.

Dear me, Did you finish KotOR yet? I hate you, You

If you didn't ask that girl out this year punch your dick and record it for fp to laugh at Also, did you lose wheight last year tubby?

Dear me, Get the fuck off of Facepunch you stupid cuntbag, your relationship is suffering. Sincerely, Superwafflez - 3/1/2011

Make sure you punch shah in the nose if you didn't in 11

How was Holland? Try any weed? Also I want you to tell me if your keyboard skills are any better, how you did in your AS-levels and whether you're still listening to Tubular Bells, as I am now. And did you finally get round to asking her on a date. You know who I mean. If not, this is your 17-year-old self telling your 18-year-old self to FUCKING GET ON WITH IT YOU LAZY FUCK. Oh and how rockin' was Iron Maiden? And Rush? And THE WALL? And BLOODSTOCK? And SONISPHERE!? Here is a picture of me now, you: [media]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Picture_462.jpg[/media] Please upload a comparison photo so I can see what you look like in 2012. One last thing: This is my 8,995th post. How many posts do you have now?

Dear Me! Hope you've fixed your problems, and laughing at how a fool you've been those times. Also did you get to the middle school? Yes? High five! Now go enjoy your life! Sincerely, You. Post #283, 3rd January 2011, 6PM GMT +2.

Dear you lazy cock, Become a better musician Sincerely, Me

Dear me from the future, I really hope you fucked up less things than usual. Also, You'd better got that gold member. And don't tell me you fucked up the D case. Also, decide what to fucking do in the future if you still haven't. Yours, Me, Post #285, 17.58, 3.01.2011.

Get that new computer yet?

omg ur gonna die in december D:

Dear me; if you are still alive and reading this that means youre on the computer. You have failed all my expectations so far. I am dissapointed future self.

Dear me.. Do you remember about 2010? And about the people you get used to, that year? Are they still with you? Who does? Who doesn't? You managed finishing school? What about getting that car we dream? I hope i'll bring you a tear, old Fellow. I wish for you the best, for the upcoming 2012. EDIT: The year later. No, I kicked everyone but one from my life. Yeah I finished school No, I don't have a car yet. Thanks for the memories, past me

I swear man, I'ma come and kill you, hide you body and psot on Facepunch. I love you by the way, have my children. what in the fuck was I thinking I don't even

How's the bass going? Have you adjusted the bridge yet? Have you gotten a girlfriend yet? [editline]4th January 2011[/editline] Also, GET GOLD MEMBAH

Dearest me, You better have a job you lazy son of a bitch. And you should have fixed up that jeep by now. If it still looks like crap inside and out I'm going to kick your ass. Sincerely Yours, Yourself

Hey, faggot! (me) Get a fucking life. Good bye, you faggot.

Did you finish the game yet? If not, get your fucking lazy ass to work you worthless piece of shit.

Hi PjaNoo^ you foxy ass motherfucker What did you do on your eighteenth birthday? Did you quit the job that you started? If you aren't over Felicia yet, I'm going to fucking headbutt a wall, it will hurt me too, but the most important thing is you'll get hurt, and maybe we'll hit 2 birds in 1 stone and brain damage that Felicia out of our brain. Did you get the driving license? If not start working for it right now, you drive like fucking Schumacher man! Has mom stopped nagging at everything? Also, did your brother take you to Amsterdam as he had promised for your eighteenth? PjaNoo^

Hey faggot! You failed your history so fucking badly that you should die right now.

12 months and 20 days until it happens, bro. You're FUCKED

Dear me, Got a job yet? No? Kill yourself.

Why the fuck did you remember this instead of so many other things? And get the fuck back to Photoshop you lazy prick.

You still a virgin? You had like 3 chances!

Hey self: You better come up with something witty, funny, and sarcastic in your reply, gaining many ratings and laughs from your witty and original sense of humor. I expect at least 200+ funnies and 50 or so artistic ratings. Make sure to post a picture of yourself too. Win over the hearts of many pubescent nerds and moderators alike, by displaying your most attractive-yet-oh-so-sensitive-human qualities in one simple portrait. And with these two ideas combined you will form a trusted alliance with Hezzy and Garry, and in turn be able to control them. From there on it will be easy. With control of all of Facepunch, you can effectively re-implement a mandatory payment for the upgrade to gold-member status. Next: Instantly leech off of hundreds of unsuspecting members, yes! you will make millions, MILLIONS!! HAHAHAHAHahahahahaAha PS Never spend this much time typing a reply for a thread like this. Ever. I mean goddamn, I must have spent 30 minutes tweaking and writing this.

Hey, did you get that girlfriend yet? That new processor? That Satellite TV in your basement that your mom promised you? The HD cable for your PlayStation? That job? K.

Hey there Jill, how's it going? Try to hit 2,000 posts by 2012 for gold member, eh? Will Simran propose? Gee, you'd best get your sorry ass a job. Get yourself a new gaming rig too. Piece of shit HP netbook. Try not to lose your Steam account too. If you read this at December 31st, you're a twat and didn't follow the thread rules.

Dear me, get out