Write a message for you to see on January 1st 2012! - General

Sup yo' it's me Pdizzle Fdog, the previous, future seeing version of you. Yeah I know bro, it's p chill having all these super powers in 2011.. I love my insta sex spell and insta weed spell!! I also have 16576382 million dollars and own every part of the world except North Korea!! Pretty chill huh? Anyway, I got to go and have my compulsory sex and weed, then get hammered and have a drug party with leopards. It's great being able to speak every language fluently, Arnal Kek Ollarnitch, Am I right? Wait! I see visions! It's a vision into he future!! Oh god! Kim Jong Il run me over in a obsidian car and I forgot everything! Now he's knocking all my money from my wallet!! Oh god now he pressed the reset button on my super powers and I lost them! It doesn't matter, my face is still on the moon and everyone, my 5billion followers will remember me! Oh wait! He just blew up the moon and is now running every one of my 5 million followers over and making them forget this.... One by One by One. Oh that sucks, better make the most of it now...

Im 19 and its 1:22 i weigh 67kg and im cooler than OP

Dear Qombat, You're still a sarcastic bastarding cunt, and you never got your Paypal account back. Regards, Qombat.

Look underneath the desk.

How is your friend doing? anything interesting happen? have people created another doomsday date? I hope not :ohdear:

Dear myself: Hello me, meet the real me And my misfits way of life A dark black past is my Most valued possession Hindsight is always 20-20 But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy Speak of mutually assured destruction? Nice story, tell it to reader's digest Feeling paranoid True enemy or false friend? Anxiety's attacking me and My air is getting thin I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet I'm chomping at the bit and my Palms are getting wet

How much pussy you get? I know you keep a book with names...

"I'll see you in about 6 minutes"

Dear Myself, How'd everything work out for you? You better not have gotten fat or something... That's pretty impressive you remembered this thread and stuff. Remember those resolutions you made? How many of those worked out? Hopefully you're more awesome than I am. Well, good luck out there. Cheers, Myself

Do I have a new band? Do I have, or have had a new girlfriend? Is my custom guitar built? Do I live on a farm? Am I doing online schooling again? Am I happy?

Haha I fucked your girlfreind and now she's broken up with you

Lose the belly, you bastard.

Dear me. Do you have a ferrari Testarossa yet?

Get a life. kloveu

you better be on that course and have a fucking sexy body by now future me!!!

Denaye still getting ya down? Don't let her! Hows college? RMU nice? Running XC? Track? have a GF? Dude, if your reading this from your college dorm, I'm so proud of you man....really...I am, still a pot head? well, you should probably stop if you are. Call Ryan Davis right now, and ask him how he is doing, also, call sarah, cortney, and andi, do it right now!

You have a few months left at school. Get into Edinburgh University and don't disappoint me you bastard. Also I hope you won no fap 2011.

2012 is a joke.

Finish the goddamn story! If its done: How'd it sell, and how's the sequel coming?

Dear self, You better have abs, be awesome at guitar, and have great grades or I'm fucking coming for you. Oh also some spare cash would be nice. ~You

Hey me, Have a girlfriend and be thinner. Cheers. [editline]2nd January 2011[/editline] Also, be a gold member

Dear me, Did you even get into university, or just waste all your time on facepunch? Yours Truly, Yourself

How are you, me? Are you still schizophrenic? Love ya! -Me

Dude, you're annoying as shit and I hope you've changed. -Me.

If you're still alive... Take a day off.

Alright, 18 in 11 days. That's cool. I hope you got around to getting a girl and that your studies are doing well. If you're gonna be a psychologist you gotta work for it. But hopefully your video game spirit hasn't gone away, just make sure to have a fine balance between work and fun. Good luck now! Go drink with your friends.

At this point I'm on the cusp of something beautiful. Going to London in two days; remember this feeling. Excited for how it might go, and filled with hope for what might come of it. Contemplating love? Try to remember how it felt. Hold onto it in dark times. A matter of pressing urgency is UCAS application. Did you get in? If so, good job and it's another slab of evidence for the last-minute approach. Have a good one, You and Me.

Who are you now?

Dear Me, Did you stop being a faggot? No? Oh. :smith:

Please tell me you are finally going out with her. If so, how is it? If you did but then broke up, how was it? If you haven't, you are quite the pussy. Love, Me from January the First, Two-thousand and eleven P.S. - Don't forget to wash the dishes P.P.S. - Don't forget to get some cookies on the way back from the kitchen P.P.P.S. - Love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.