Write a message for you to see on January 1st 2012! - General

Dear Me, Did you ever get your license? Are you with the girl yet? If so, is it working out still or not? If not, :smith: Do you have a job yet, you goddamn hippie? Get a new computer and forget about your damn PS3? I hope so. Still sticking with guitar? Can you finally play Lateralus yet? You better not have gotten fat again. We worked hard to lose that weight. Hope you had a great 2011, see you next year providing you aren't permabanned. Sincerely, Fycix from the past

hey why the fuck are you still posting on facepunch, get a job

If you do not have at least 12 beers behind you last night I hate you future self

Do you have a girlfriend. (Sadly, this is what I wrote) Have a good 2011/

Hello future self. If the Mayans were right, there will be no January 1st 2013.

Dear me, Congratulations on not getting banned yet. -Helix

Hi.

Dear me, do you still do your thang?

Sup. Hows life going so far? How was Christmas? What did you get? Have you gotten a girlfriend since this last visit? Did you get better grades than you expected? Or did you get worst? Oh my, August 2011. I trust you have a new place for your trains. If not, well, it's the usual stuff I guess. Have you been going out more? Staying inside for days isn't helping your social problems. Then again nothing does. Lost any friends? What fun shit did you buy (games) Are you a moderator on facepunch yet? :smug:

Woot it's 2011. I'm 1 semester down in college, only about 17 left. Tell me how life progresses and all the cool things I'm in for! Don't forget about us back here on the 1st of 2011. :)

Keep on trucking

Hi, me. I hope you still have love in your life and everything is great. Stop worrying so much. Love, me. :)

If I'm still on this site, didn't get laid yet and I'm still working at wendy's I'm going to probably kill myself.

Okay future me I have some things to ask you: First and foremost, are you still alive? If you are reading this, I presume you are so that's one down. Secondly, do you [i]still[/i] not have a girlfriend? If you are on facepunch I presume you do not, so thats two. Have you lost any weight? I presume you have not, refer to the post above for the reason why.

Shit, I'm going to have to get a time machine to go back to 01 now.

Dear me, You usually don't do it at all, so when you read this, [I]please[/I] defragment your hard drive. And if you need space to do so, just fucking delete most of the shit in your documents, you're like a goddamn hoarder.

Welp, future self.. Hope you're still havin' fun at the new school, makin' the right choice. How're things with your lady friend? Change for the better? Good luck, and let's hope the world doesn't end.

Are you still fat? Have you cleaned your room? Do you have more friends? If you answered yes, no, no, something is wrong

Dude! In like 11 months and 21 days...you gon die.

Actually, I'm going to make this a little more convincing. Dear me, Hey. Right now, you have no girlfriend. Last one you had was 4 months ago (long goner, you've probably forgot by now!), and oh boy was she terrible. By the time you read this, you'll be a senior (unless you fuck up majorly and get heldback.). Oh, by the way, 2012 is fake. So yeah, don't worry. But when you do reach that time, you'll see this message first. And don't forget to hide in a shelter, because all the people who do believe it will happen will go shoot someone and rob a bank or something. Love, me.

Such a crazy year, am I right? Moving to the city, going to uni, turning 18, I know life must seem pretty different to a year ago, even 2010 had so much unexpected stuff happen. When you see this, do one thing for me: Make sure you're keeping in contact with all your old friends, i'm not worried about making new friends, i'm sure that was fine, but for me, right now, grab your phone (that arrived a couple of days after i wrote this) and fucking ring your old friends, meet up with them and don't lose them. I'm sure, as usual, all the troubles in your life are so different to the ones I have now, so I guess, good job for working out all the ones I'm having now.

So, I see that you are here that's good make this year a good one

dear me do awesome shit sincerely me

Did we all die? Love me

Did you get a girlfriend already? Have anymore friends? If not then you suck!

Dear me, Remember to pursuit a career in IT and not History, even though you enjoy both IT would be fun and alot easier to get a job and more money.

How was 2011? Did you break up with that girl? and ask out the new one?

I swear to god you motherfucker if you fucked up your year 12 biology I am gonna kick your ass. That shit actually matters as opposed to the rest of your education. Also, you'd better be fluent in German by the end of 2012 or I'll take a time vortex to you and slap you. Just kidding. Fluent would be fucking heard. Just be super awesome, kay? I HOPE YOU CONTINUED TO BE YOUR LOVELY SELF Remember: That fucking hitler youth haircut is stupid as hell and if you ever get one you should kill yourself. I know your friends are semi-hipsters so it may be tough but I know you can do this, man.

Did you actually give up on soda? How about that exercise? Well at least tell me you learned some simple programming.

Get back to work you fucking faggot