• Worst movie you ever seen.
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Alien: Resurrection. One of the most thoroughly unenjoyable films I've ever seen. I mean, Even shitty brazilian 3d rip off movies are funny. Alien 4 was just fucking tortuous.
[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;20125089]Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus [img]http://www.icelebz.com/movies/mega_shark_vs_giant_octopus/poster.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o[/media][/QUOTE] Have you seen the back cover for that movie? Something like: MEGA SHARK HAS SOME FAT MAUL WITH A GIANT OCTOPUS. then an arrow pointing to a picture of debrah gibson: SHE'S SO HOT.
I've actually never watched a bad movie. I've only watched movies I've heard good reviews about or that were out on VHS when I was a kid.
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;20188170]It was at the very least better than the fourth.[/QUOTE] Salvation wasn't a bad film. 3 was a fucking disgrace.
[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;20125089]Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus [img]http://www.icelebz.com/movies/mega_shark_vs_giant_octopus/poster.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o[/media][/QUOTE] When I watched this movie sitting at my PC I fell asleep and subsequently my head fell back in my chair and to the left, so much so that it compressed a nerve on the right side of my neck causing my whole right ear to go numb.
[QUOTE=-Xemit-;20210568]Best part is that it isn't even an octopus. It's a squid.[/QUOTE] No it's not...
the new universal soldier. my fuck it was retarded.
[QUOTE=phantom87;20192445]Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows.....why the fuck would that movie need a sequel anyway?[/QUOTE] Agreed. I was glad to find out that the creators of the first film had no involvement whatsoever in that film.
Transmophers it was a really shitty remake of Transformers that was netflix.
Knowing
The Weather Man Push Oh and I definitely can't forget Ratatoing.
Has to be any M. Night Shamylamanaynamannymani movie. God he did the Sixth Sense, and it was ok, then he's like "OK SHIT I MADE LOTS OF MONEY FROM A MOVIE AND GOT FAMOUS LETS KEEP ROLLIN' OUT THE FILMS I'LL BE RICH AND AWESOME" Nothing he has ever done besides that was worth my money. I seriously contemplated asking for my money back after Lady in the Water. [QUOTE=killz2much;20124148]Battlefield Earth.[/QUOTE] That movie turned me Scientologist. lol *stifles laugh*
Jumper: He tells the chick he can teleport and she is all like "Okay" Norbit: Walked out of that shit at the theater.
Knowing was pretty silly I thought
spiderman 3 i didnt think spiderman and venom was emo.
This is kinda tough, because I try to avoid bad movies.
[QUOTE=Kurtzund;20217381] Push [/QUOTE] I loved push. :(
Good Burger.....goddamit
Zombieland was gay as fuck.
Surprised no one has said this Deadly Prey, It's just so bad, it's good. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yc9lqCF4my0/SfriULytV8I/AAAAAAAABCA/kJuTKM0j4QI/s1600/DeadlyPrey.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvBgdFi1y98[/media]
[QUOTE=lettuce_head;20219513]Surprised no one has said this Deadly Prey, It's just so bad, it's good. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yc9lqCF4my0/SfriULytV8I/AAAAAAAABCA/kJuTKM0j4QI/s1600/DeadlyPrey.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvBgdFi1y98[/media][/QUOTE] Reminds me of [img]http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/b8/64/2e2e225b9da07c4689a28110.L.jpg[/img]
Screw everyone who said it wasn't cool, Kung Pow was great and I am still sad they didnt make the sequel. The worst movie I have ever seen? Theres many, and most have already been mentioned. Jason X Norbit Badboys 1 and 2 Knowing Almost every "LAWLZORZ SCI-FI IRIGNIAL MOVIE, ALIENS VS FRANKENSTEIN VS BATMAN VS A SHARK" The Lawnmower Man (It was either old or a sci-fi original movie.) National Treasure 2 "(PARODY)" Movies like Date Movie Tokyo Gore Police (There was a thread about it recently) Ultraviolet And many others.
this [img]http://disastermovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/megafault_large.jpg[/img] HAHAHAHA XD fail!
Disaster Movie Any of Sci-Fi's (SyFy now) original movies. "OOOHHHH HERE'S A GREAT IDEA A SUPERSHARK VS. A ROCK MONSTER VS. A NATURAL DISASTER VS. SHITTY CG-I ANIMATION!" Any of The Asylum's films (those Mockbusters like Snakes on a Train, etc.)
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;20222258]Disaster Movie Any of Sci-Fi's (SyFy now) original movies. "OOOHHHH HERE'S A GREAT IDEA A SUPERSHARK VS. A ROCK MONSTER VS. A NATURAL DISASTER VS. SHITTY CG-I ANIMATION!"[/QUOTE] that was horrible, at least date movie made sense eh?
[img]http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/megasharkversusgiantoctopus/jaquette.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=787-5805;20222292]that was horrible, at least date movie made sense eh?[/QUOTE] The only one of the "*Genre*" Movies I liked was Scary Movie 3. [editline]09:55PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Frisk;20222363][IMG]http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/megasharkversusgiantoctopus/jaquette.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Typical Syfy original movie "wtf"ness.
Definitely Meet the Spartans. That movie was complete shit and I fell asleep watching it.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;20222434] Typical Syfy original movie "wtf"ness.[/QUOTE] This scene isn't. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0[/media]
[QUOTE=Frisk;20222788]This scene isn't. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0[/URL] [/QUOTE] This scene, this very scene, is quite possibly the stupidest movie scene in history.
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