Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
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Alone in the dark could be the worst movie that I have ever seen.
I haven't seen much bad movies, but the worst I've seen is probably a dreadfully stupid comedy movie called Pootie Tang.
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That, Transformers 2, or Meet the Spartans.
Probably Alexander. That was one of the most boring, long, drawn out, pointless movies I have ever seen.
It was mostly guys philosophizing and then in between they would set up for a huge battle but then the movie would cut and say "AND THEN THEY FOUGHT BLAH BLAH BUT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY GET TO SEE IT, WE JUST TELL YOU THEY DID."
I walked out on that one after one funny thing happened. If I remember correctly it was after the movie teleported into the amazon and some random guy got hit by lightning and then the movie switched to another scene.
[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;20125089]Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
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You could just tell from the name that it was going to be the cheesiest, overused film in existence.
People talking shit about decent movies like V for Vendetta, Alexander and Transformers 2 obviously haven't seen much film. Fucking idiots.
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seriously, watch it
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Are you kidding me? This movie looks badass.
Every Matrix past the 1st one
[QUOTE=Saheil;20125379]Every Matrix past the 1st one[/QUOTE]
Revolutions was alright, I guess.... Reloaded sucked though. Biggest disappointment in cinematic history, with the exception of the return of Indiana Jones nearly twenty five years later and the prequels to Star Wars
Worst hyped movie: Avatar
Worst movie alltogether: Plan 9 from outer space.
[QUOTE=Acolyt3;20125446]Worst hyped movie: Avatar
Worst movie alltogether: Plan 9 from outer space.[/QUOTE]
Uh, I waited in line for Avatar the premiere night for about four hours and I haven't ever regretted a goddamn second of it.
[b]Shira the Vampire Samurai[/b] is easily one of the big contenders for worst film I've ever seen.
I survived the whole film. Killz2much lasted 15 minutes and DrMortician (guy who found this heaping pile of shit) lasted 10 minutes. I sat through this fucker and when it finally ended I screamed in rage.
Imagine if you will, amateur director, a ripe cast of awful actors, the most laughably lame piss poor excuse of a soundtrack, a OMFGROFLMFAO bad storyline to top it off and that is how you get this film.
[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363971/[/url] Here's the films imbd page. I'll give you a link to the full film when I can.
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borke mah automerge :saddowns:
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[highlight]FOUND IT[/highlight]
[url]http://www.hulu.com/watch/66417/shira---the-vampire-samurai[/url]
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[B]Nothing happens[/B] in the entire movie other than two scenes of a characters getting scared by moving skulls. Even the MST3k riff was hard to watch, Mike and the Bots acknowledge that fact.
The whole movie is a buildup to reveal the husband of the main character is the one who murdered his previous wife, the WHOLE MOVIE, and then he gets avenged by a skull that is never explained [I]ever[/I]. Funny thing is, the reveal is pointless, her murderer is revealed in the first five minutes of the movie.
The whole rest of the movie is of the female lead wandering around for periods of ten minutes in the dark (Which, during this time, nothing happens, literally, she is walking around), then cutting to daytime parts with characters talking to random people about things hardly relevant.
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;20124431']the worst movie i saw was a 2012 ripoff
its as if they pulled random people off the street and used the local woods for the scenes and had a development budget of about $25
piece of fucking crap[/QUOTE]
Was it the one where some villagers were sick and everyone had to get to the Aztec temple for some reason?
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;20125005]That new halloween 2 movie. It was fucking terrible[/QUOTE]
The one directed by Rob Zombie, right? I got a chuckle out of it when I realized that the douche-bag doctor guy was President Eden. :v:
Fast and Furious (4th one) for some reason that movie couldn't keep my attention span at all, I loved the first 3, even Tokyo Drift and it wasn't even related but the 4th, just no.
That's if we're talking about movies that aren't cheap and cheesy.
[QUOTE=gekko;20125125]Alone in the dark could be the worst movie that I have ever seen.[/QUOTE]
This. I watched about 10 minutes of it before it became unbearable to watch.
[QUOTE=WarRocker32;20126292]Was it the one where some villagers were sick and everyone had to get to the Aztec temple for some reason?[/QUOTE]
we have a winner!!
they had to get to this temple that didnt even look 100 years old to give birth to some sort of "sacred babby that when he gets born the world goes back to normal" bullshit like that
i want my goddamn money and bandwidth back :argh:
Minority Report isn't the worst I've seen, but it's pretty awful.
the day the earth stopped,it's the asylum rip-off of the day the earth stood still,but it had bare tits so.....Manos The Hands of Fate and The Room.
Edit:also, you people need to see worse movies/have horrible fucking taste if you think District 9 and minority report were bad.
I forgot the name but the movie wasn't a movie. IT WAS A COMMENTARY. There is a penguin that learns to surf then meets a chicken that surfs to. That is much info i can give.
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