I have to say Pearl Harbor, it was just horrible. Tunnel Rats, as said above was just awful too, very inspired by Platoon and Thin Red Line and Apocalypse but not nearly as good as them.
Biodome
nuff said
Avatar, 3 hours of unoriginal shite.
[QUOTE=Obscure;21432055]Avatar, 3 hours of unoriginal shite.[/QUOTE]
I liked it even if it was for the special effects alone.
Romeo + Juliet, that shitty modernized remake with Leonardo Dicaprio.
Legion.
Dumbest writing ever.
Disaster Movie. No need to wonder how the name was thought up.
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[QUOTE=Euphorium;21442294]Romeo + Juliet, that shitty modernized remake with Leonardo Dicaprio.[/QUOTE]
I had to watch that in English class a couple of years ago. Even though it's set in the present day they still talked like they were in Shakespear days. What the hell were they thinking?
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I had to watch that in English class a couple of years ago. Even though it's set in the present day they still talked like they were in Shakespear days. What the hell were they thinking?[/QUOTE]
I thought it was a comedy.
Flying High.
I kid, that was a brilliant movie.
Worst movie was I've ever seen is probably Highlander 2
28 weeks later was utter shit, Just some American company thinking they can take a classic and make another one.
[QUOTE=Badballer;21442434]I had to watch that in English class a couple of years ago. Even though it's set in the present day they still talked like they were in Shakespear days. What the hell were they thinking?[/QUOTE]
Same, we also had to watch it.
Gah, what a shit movie
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How can we forget snakes on a train by the horrible movie studio, The Asylum. People who brought you such classics as: 2012: Doomsday, 100 Million BC, Transmorphers 1 and 2, and Paranormal Entity.
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Bleh. It was terrible!
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Woah. Dude that film was awesome! (Well pretty good.)
[QUOTE=RobMckenzie;21473950][IMG]http://thegirlfromtheghetto.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/saw-1.jpg[/IMG]
Bleh. It was terrible![/QUOTE]
Say what? Saw 1 was fantastic. 2 and on were terrible, but I thought Saw 1 was pretty good.
[QUOTE=fenwick;21474598]Say what? Saw 1 was fantastic. 2 and on were terrible, but I thought Saw 1 was pretty good.[/QUOTE]
This. They've milked the franchise to death a looong time ago, but the first one was entertainingly different. Twist at the end was good too.
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It seems like it could be a clever parody like Shaun. It's not.
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through out the whole thing i was thinking "What the fuck is this?"
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through out the whole thing i was thinking "What the fuck is this?"[/QUOTE]
A softcore gay porno movie. So fucking shit.
[QUOTE=Captain Om Nom;21476724]"What the fuck is this?"[/QUOTE]
Well, it's effectively this:
[img]http://www.proprofs.com/polls/upload/yuiupload/2098502290.jpg[/img]
But more gay.
The modern Romeo and Juliet modern version. If you haven't seen it go out and buy yourself a copy. Strap down with chains/duct tape and you'll experience my english class when we had to watch that.
[QUOTE=Lick;21484443]The modern Romeo and Juliet modern version. If you haven't seen it go out and buy yourself a copy. Strap down with chains/duct tape and you'll experience my english class when we had to watch that.[/QUOTE]
Terrible film. The beginning was alright on account of them pointing guns at each other, but other than that, urgh. The fact that they called pistols swords and shotguns longswords was terribly cheesy as well.
District 9.
[QUOTE=The Vman;20123465]The Wicker Man (the new one with Cage) was god awful. It was especially bad because the beginning seemed like it could have a good concept. The end, however, was the most anti-climactic piece of shit I'd ever seen.[/QUOTE]
Made for some awesome GIFS.
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Is that a young Gordon Freeman?
[QUOTE=RobMckenzie;21473950]Woah. Dude that film was awesome! (Well pretty good.)[/QUOTE]
One word: [B]Unobtanium[/B]
"Shit is going down! We must restart the core!"
"K, build a drill!"
"We don't have anything strong enough!"
"There is a [B]dude in the desert that's made the strongest metal known to man.. plus some other cool inventions he didn't bother to tell anyone about[/B]"
"K! Now to train the crew"
"We can't pilot this thing in the simulations! We're not skilled enough! We keep failing!"
"Oh well, [B]lets do it anyway![/B]"
That, mixed with poor acting made me very sad. The special effects weren't all that great, either. The White House blowing up was done far better years before the film was made. I wanted to like the film, but I thought it was quite a shoddy effort given the budget. Then again, I'm very anal about my movies, so.
Just watched Gamer the other day. It was fucking horrible. Prime example of what happens if you give an idiot too much production money.
That and the fact they bought out the rights to that Marilyn Manson cover, and they made sure you knew it. They used it in the most inopportune moments ever.
[QUOTE=G71tc4;21490413]Just watched Gamer the other day. It was fucking horrible. Prime example of what happens if you give an idiot too much production money.
That and the fact they bought out the rights to that Marilyn Manson cover, and they made sure you knew it. They used it in the most inopportune moments ever.[/QUOTE]
Actually they probably didn't have enough budgets! The directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (creators of crank) always try to stay under a 20 million dollar budget.
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