• Worst movie you ever seen.
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All Alien versus Predator movies, the second one was hard to watch, don't get me wrong I love gore, but the movie was so stupid.
Two movies actually, a mix between Avatar and Cloverfield.
[IMG]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SantaClausConquers.JPG[/IMG] It was funny when MST3K did a special on it. :v:
gamer or master and commander
[QUOTE=Shadowspike;21533439]master and commander[/QUOTE] Get the fuck out of this thread
Empire record. my girlfriend made me watch it on my birthday, mindless shit. I hated every single one of the characters. I was hoping the owner would get drunk and burn the store down with all the employees inside for insurance money and then forget the leave the store, just so I didn't have to listen to them bitch and moan about their bullshit self-inflicted or just dumb issues.
Napoleon Dynamite: Not funny, no plot until the writers realized they needed to stop smoking and pull something out of their ass in the last 30 minutes of the movie. Dazed and Confused: Shitty, unlikeable characters, very obscure and pointless plot. Borat: Way overhyped. Had [I]some[/I] funny moments, but not enough to keep it afloat at all. Clockers: There is zero reason to like the main character, at least until the last 5 minutes of the movie. Why are all the black guys drug dealers, and why are the white people/cops such jerks? Soul Plane: Airplane!, but not funny.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;21491358]Actually they probably didn't have enough budgets! The directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (creators of crank) always try to stay under a 20 million dollar budget.[/QUOTE] They spent $50 million on this movie. It was shit either way.
House of the Dead
The Happening. Worst $5 I ever spent on PayPerView.
The Vampire's Assistant and Romeo and Juliet (Modern) as stated before.
The worst movie I have watched within the last year has got to be GI Joe. Holy fucking shit it was the worst thing I sat through. I can't even describe how stupid the whole thing was.
the new Alice In Wonderland hands down.
Spanglish.
Colt .45 or whatever it's called. That was the most crusty bore i have ever had to watch. Fuck sunday TV...
[img]http://24hourstomidnight.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/sleepaway-camp-movie-poster.jpg[/img] Holy shit, if you are looking for a bad movie, this is it. This has got to be the best bad movie on earth. When I say that, I mean that it is so damn hilarious how terrible it is.
House of the Dead, Uwe Boll is just horrible.
I'd have to say '2001 space odyssey'. The movie simply didn't make any sense to me.
[QUOTE=killz2much;20124148]Battlefield Earth.[/QUOTE] I walked at a tilt for days after watching that. [QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;20124431']the worst movie i saw was a 2012 ripoff its as if they pulled random people off the street and used the local woods for the scenes and had a development budget of about $25 piece of fucking crap[/QUOTE] Oh sweet Christ I remember that. Gave up after 20 minutes.
I would have to say that "Max Payne" is not a good movie at all, in fact it's complete garbage. The movie was so horrible that I took the movie back when I was 30 minutes into watching it. Max Payne or Max Lame. Please do not watch this movie it's horrible!
[QUOTE=Vonderdurp;21584934]I'd have to say '2001 space odyssey'. The movie simply didn't make any sense to me.[/QUOTE] If it makes sense to you, it's brilliant.
[QUOTE=QwertySecond;21585084]I walked at a tilt for days after watching that. Oh sweet Christ I remember that. Gave up after 20 minutes.[/QUOTE] I thought it was 2012... :suicide: [editline]07:13PM[/editline] Can't decide if the 2012 ripoff called "2012 Doomsday" or "Rage"... Bah fuck it, They're the worst movies I've ever seen :v:
Epic movie
[QUOTE=Vonderdurp;21584934]I'd have to say '2001 space odyssey'. The movie simply didn't make any sense to me.[/QUOTE] Too deep for you brah.
Feast
[b]Quantum of Solace[/b], God damn Daniel Craig and his shitty Bond movies. [editline]11:09PM[/editline] imo Cliwe Owen should have gotten the part. [editline]11:10PM[/editline] He would've made it a bit better, at least.
The Last Legion was pretty bad.
I didn't like Knowing. The Happening wasn't that great either.
[QUOTE=killz2much;20124148]Battlefield Earth.[/QUOTE] I was conquering worlds while you were still learning how to SPEHLLL YER NAYME! [url]http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/16754-battlefield-earth[/url]
Disaster movie: the only movie which has a title that also gives away the entire plot!
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