Parting Shots. just go watch the Film Brain review. i had the misfortune to watch the movie(ON THE SAME NIGHT AS FILM BRAIN)
i vomited
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20178315][IMG]http://www.trooperpx.com/SST2/Box1.jpg[/IMG]
Such a [B]massive[/B] disappointment on so many levels. :Dawkins102:
The only redeeming part was where I saw boobs, and even those weren't that good. And even the part with the boobs really didn't fit into the movie either, it was basically just thrown in there for the sake of showing tits.[/QUOTE]
With a cover like that, I don't see how you can be disappointed :v:
The. Last. Fucking. Airbender
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Dazed and Confused: Shitty, unlikeable characters, very obscure and pointless plot.[/QUOTE]
I know this is just your opinion, but your opinion is wrong.
[QUOTE=Drasnus;24236820]I know this is just your opinion, but your opinion is wrong.[/QUOTE]
Yeah he pretty much missed the point of the movie.
I would say New Moon, but I had a lot of fun making fun of the movie with a friend.
Maybe Son of the Mask. That was just dreadful.
Zombie Diaries. FUCK.
Even thinking about it hurts, it's that retarded.
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;24231142]Zathura: A Space Adventure
"Spin it."
"*whiny kid voice*Noooooo"
"Just spin it!"
"*still whiny kid voice*Noooo!"[/QUOTE]
This.
Only negative film review I've ever wrote.
open water
god damn that movie was horrible
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0hdte5VXf7pUgM:http://www.quoilouercesoir.com/jaquettes/o/open_water.jpg&t=1[/img]
[QUOTE=InChoFace;24239639]open water
god damn that movie was horrible
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0hdte5VXf7pUgM:http://www.quoilouercesoir.com/jaquettes/o/open_water.jpg&t=1[/img][/QUOTE]
i remember watching that and being like 'well i can't see this ending well' and then at the end 'so, what, they're dead now? two characters i dont give a FUCK about just floated about in the water and then got eaten by a shark? i want my time back god DAMNIT'
Underworld
The Mist.
Havent actually seen it, but you can tell its total shit by this clip
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc[/media]
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Actually I kind of hated piranha
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Nother one I aint seen, but its worth a lul.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ili-uW5evt8[/media]
Can't think of the worst movie I've ever seen but the worst remake I've seen is Inglorious Bastards, the original was so much better. Oh, first post. :D
I can't remember, but it was so bad it ended up on Mystery Science Theater.
the sorcerers, the mist
The worst thing I've seen in recent memory is easily The Expendables.
Meet the Spartans. What an awful, awful movie.
EDIT: Everything on the Syfy channel.
Anything starring Jonah Hill, Michael Sera, or Seth Rogen.
Two friends of mine saw Scott Pilgrim vs the World and told me they got a refund because it was such an awful movie. Can I get some opinions on this so I don't end up wasting money?
[QUOTE=InChoFace;24239639]open water
god damn that movie was horrible
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0hdte5VXf7pUgM:http://www.quoilouercesoir.com/jaquettes/o/open_water.jpg&t=1[/img][/QUOTE]
That movie was fucking depressing, the entire movie was set in the middle of the sea with nothing to watch but water until the characters got killed.
I have several of them, but the one I just watched recently was Sideways (although it was critically acclaimed). Didn't find it humorous at all and the storyline didn't intrigue me one bit...
I dunno if I mentioned a movie in this thread yet, but I'm gonna have to go with Ultraviolet. Aside from Milla Jovovich being one hot killer babe, the movie was completely retarded. My friends and I laughed our asses off the entire time.
[QUOTE=Dantai;24241975]Anything starring Jonah Hill, Michael Sera, or Seth Rogen.[/QUOTE]
Prepare to die. Seth Rogen is brilliant.
2012
becouse john cusack cant escape everything
ya know
[QUOTE=cr2142;24244243]2012
becouse john cusack cant escape everything
ya know[/QUOTE]
he can't?
