[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;24946423]Get out
go
ONTOPIC: The Room[/QUOTE]
The story was shitty and it was pretty mediocre acting.
The Spirit
I've been lucky to not encounter too many horrifying messes in my time.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;24948029][img]http://www.alienvideo.net/0702/img/06-08/unidentified-poster.jpg[/img]
Shitty Christian Propaganda.[/QUOTE]
I saw this in 7th grade.
Oh hai mark!
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The new world with Colin Farrell. It remains to this day the only film I have walked out of the theatre during.
[QUOTE=The Spocker;20123457]The Room.
Sweet Jesus.[/QUOTE]
But it was fun!
Peter Jackson's King Kong, he ruined one of my favourite childhood movies!
Flood.
The helicopters were toys :suicide:
Trailer looks alright, but you have to see it to know what i mean
Vampires Suck. Walked out of that to see Scott Pilgrim again before it even hit the 10 minute mark.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;24946946]Either the Hurt Locker, Red Dawn, or Disaster Movie.[/QUOTE]
I thought I was the only person here who disliked Red Dawn.
The actual book it was based on was better. Milius just took it, threw out the deeper parts of the plot and turned it into porn for nationalists.
[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;24971785]Vampires Suck. Walked out of that to see Scott Pilgrim again before it even hit the 10 minute mark.[/QUOTE]
Were you really expecting anything humorous out of one of [i]those[/i] movies?
[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;24971785]Vampires Suck. Walked out of that to see Scott Pilgrim again before it even hit the 10 minute mark.[/QUOTE]
Seriously, what were you expecting out of it?
What's with all the Hurt Locker hate? It didn't live up to the "Movie of the Year" hype, but looking back it told a fascinating and unique story of an adrenaline junkie.
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Boring and un-original.
The movie I've seen is so horribly bad that nobody's even heard of it, but once you do, it's gonna bur in your brain like a disease. Just remember that no matter how intrigued you are or tempted to see this film, [b]DO NOT WATCH IT!!![/b] This is less a review/synopsis than a warning.
That said, the worst movie I have ever seen was a 1995 film (but released in 2001) called [b]"Kill Shot"[/b]. Not to be confused with the 2009 thriller based on the Elmore Leonard novel that's of infinitely higher quality (it made a 43% on Rotten Tomatoes, but even a 0% will still be infinitely better), "Kill Shot" is touted by the description and the trailer as a "volleyball techno thriller" about an serial killer who is hunting down a volleyball team, picking them off one-by-one. It (supposedly) stars Casper Van Dien and Denise Richards of "Starship Troopers" fame, two years before they co-starred in "Starship Troopers". Even the [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00005AAA3/sr=8-2/qid=1269852433/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=130&s=dvd&qid=1269852433&sr=8-2]box art[/url] has the two on the front with top billing and [b]A VOLLEYBALL PLAYER THROUGH A SNIPER SCOPE![/b] How can this not be awesome?
Oooooh boy. We're in for some [b]PAIN[/b]. I wrote a full review [url=http://spaztique777.livejournal.com/34757.html]on my blog a while back[/url]. Ease your curiosity/any chance of seeing this movie and read it. You'll thank me later.
For the TLDR version, read this: [sp]After a brief action-packed prologue, Kill Shot descends into a crappy series of slice-of-life vignettes with no plot. There is a one-minute scene of volleyball and eventually a match with a group of unknown opponents where absolutely nothing is at stake since we all know the main characters will win. The serial killer is completely ineffectual and ends up KILLING HIMSELF before offing any of the players.[/sp] It's written by Gianni Russo of Godfather fame, so watch [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjYsAxM0XA4]this[/url] to ease the pain (he's the one in the orange outfit).
Why, WHY WAS THIS MADE
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Automaton Transfusion
as far as shitty zombie movies go, this is pretty terrible
[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;20125089]Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
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Orange and blue.
[QUOTE=Cello;24961359]The Spirit
I've been lucky to not encounter too many horrifying messes in my time.[/QUOTE]
OK, I won't lie, it was an incoherent mess. But if you stripped away everything but the scenes featuring the Octopus and Silken Floss, it's still a mess but an AWESOME one.
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;24983594]Avatar[/QUOTE]
I'll say this again and again - Avatar wasn't a bad movie but it was highly overrated.
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Open Water: Man, this movie SUCKS.
[QUOTE=Pops;24972463]Seriously, what were you expecting out of it?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Disseminate;24972429]Were you really expecting anything humorous out of one of [I]those[/I] movies?[/QUOTE]
I was coerced into seeing it because my friends were. I was begging them to choose either The Expendables or Scott Pilgrim, but it was 1 against 8.
I got the 14000th post of this sub-forum.
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Well ill contribute the worst movie I saw was cloter island or something like that I dont remember the name...
Star Wars: Holiday Special. Fucking shit.
Twillight, really it's worse than Mega Shark vs. Giant Octupus, I thought "Sure, it's cool to hate it but it can't be [B]that[/B] horrible" Oh boy I was wrong.
Starship Troopers 2.
Watched it the very night it premiered on Starz.
I was hyped beyond belief to see it, since I knew almost nothing about it.
Alas, I basically wait to see reviews before seeing any movies now.
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