• Worst movie you ever seen.
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[IMG]http://www.culch.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/movie_ZombieLand.jpg[/IMG] This would of been a fine movie if it was more than 10% of the movie that was about actual zombies.
The Last Mimzy (lolwut) Night of the living dead 2006 3D remake
[QUOTE=The freeman;25341301][img_thumb]http://www.culch.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/movie_ZombieLand.jpg[/img_thumb] This would of been a fine movie if it was more than 10% of the movie that was about actual zombies.[/QUOTE] Only 10% about zombies? This might be a zombie movie that I could like.
[QUOTE=The freeman;25341301][img_thumb]http://www.culch.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/movie_ZombieLand.jpg[/img_thumb] This would of been a fine movie if it was more than 10% of the movie that was about actual zombies.[/QUOTE] That movie was so shitty. All the hype got me all exited, but when I finally saw it I was bored out of my mind. [editline]12:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=The freeman;25341301][img_thumb]http://www.culch.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/movie_ZombieLand.jpg[/img_thumb] This would of been a fine movie if it was more than 10% of the movie that was about actual zombies.[/QUOTE] That movie was so shitty. All the hype got me all exited, but when I finally saw it I was bored out of my mind. [editline]12:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=The freeman;25341301][img_thumb]http://www.culch.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/movie_ZombieLand.jpg[/img_thumb] This would of been a fine movie if it was more than 10% of the movie that was about actual zombies.[/QUOTE] That movie was so shitty. All the hype got me all exited, but when I finally saw it I was bored out of my mind.
Twilight. I didn't know anything about it, all I knew was it was a vampire flick so I was expecting something like Blade. Several people in the theater got a laugh out of me announcing "Fuck this shit." and walking out half way through.
Grown Ups, it hade no plot what so ever, and i find it weird that a mother is breastfeeding her child, when he is 4 or 5 years old, which is scary, the jokes well not all the jokes, arent as funny as i thought, they turn out dumb and pretty crappy writing. But Jaws 4 takes the cake. With the infamous roaring shark.
avatar the last air bender i fucking loved the shows but that movie was raped in the ass by a 18 wheeler...
i don't know if it's the worst but day of the dead remake was pretty hard to watch
Doomsday. Jesus, of all the movies I've seen Doomsday is the one that shifted genres the most. In the beginning it's a desperate infection movie. Then it changes into a weird punk type thing with cannibals. Then it changes into a medieval movie as main characters go to a castle. Then it changes to Gladiator because another 20 minutes is spent with the main character fighting in an arena. Then it changes into a James Bond car chase because the main character takes a Bentley that is seemingly indestructible. That's the movie.
Avatar. good lord that film is horrible, probably because I'm not into science fiction blue people pew pew shit [editline]3rd December 2010[/editline] Oh, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The Graves. It uses every terrible trope of low-grade slasher films, has a horrible story line, adds a supernatural element that is never explained whatsoever, and has probably the single most ridicuous moment I've ever seen in a film, where a man is stabbed in the leg with a blunt metal tool, and dies from the wound in about 15 seconds.
Not forgetting Max Payne. The story was told much better through the game.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Rhinestone.jpg[/img] This is why Silvester Stallone should not do musicals.
Monsters vs Aliens. That movie was.... TERRIBBBLEEEEE.
I think I speak for everyone here saying: *gulp* Battlefield Earth.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;26473035]Monsters vs Aliens. That movie was.... TERRIBBBLEEEEE.[/QUOTE] I liked all the Cold War references.
Cabin Fever.
The 3rd Mad Max.... not really the worst movie I've ever seen, because it was pretty cool up until he met the weird kids that worshipped an airline pilot, after that it seemed to be too "kid friendly". I mean seriously, it went from being corrupt ragtag city in the desert that's ruled by a violent 6-foot tall guy in armor and a crazy intelligent midget to a bunch of kids running around. The second one was pretty kickass, though.
Where the truth lies went to the movie opening day empty theatre turns out the movie is 90% sex scene with another 10% gay sex scene.
Hackers.
[QUOTE=Sarykos;20142931]Any parody movie that ends in the word "movie" (Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc.) Okay guys, let's make a movie that mostly makes fun of old celebrity news, like Britney Spears shaving her head, even though it's 2010. We'll also jam it full of blunt, cleverless parodies about other respectable movies and pop culture stuff. Our budget is $27.47, two Taco Bell coupons, and our dignity. Actors? We can pick up some people we find on the streets to be in the movie and supply them with Halloween costumes we got from the dollar store. We won't hire writers; we'll just go along with it. We'll show the finished 9 hour film of us fucking around and making shitty jokes to my autistic cousin Dougie. We keep any clip he laughs at. We compile these clips and sell them to the movies. Bam. We're rich. /rant[/QUOTE] The Scary movie films that had the ZAZ team involved were funny. The rest are a shame of western society
Phantom of the Menace.
Eragon
Sharktopus
[QUOTE=Kurtzund;20217381]The Weather Man Push Oh and I definitely can't forget Ratatoing.[/QUOTE] I loved the Weatherman, it was great, what are you on about?
[img]http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/45134/Disaster_Movie_4.jpg[/img] Sigh.
For just plain bad I'd have to say The Room. For so bad it made me angry (IE big budget that could have been used for something else and characters and plots that were so dumb they baffled me) I'd have to say 10,000 BC
Any (non cartoon) movie feature talking dogs.
My Name is Bill.
Series of Unfortunate Events, why the fuck did I even watch that shit anyway.
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