• Worst movie you ever seen.
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[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;26712363][img_thumb]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0pP5sxl6Bf0QpWLOyk1RcMq7p7sMYHUTBAnzSauzsIKfkYCWf[/img_thumb] Every dam thing about this movie. Except for the pinky part that was fucking awesome. Also why was it a virus why the fuck couldn't it be what it's suppose to be fucking demons from hell.[/QUOTE] It wasn't really good but I don't think it was bad either.
[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;26681811]Anything featuring Jack Black. That guys humour is garbage.[/QUOTE] u mad Pick of Destiny is one of the funniest films I've ever seen. He's a legend
[QUOTE=ArctixFawx;26674746]Quantum of Solace, ugh it was boring. I wish Pierce Brosnan was still James Bond, he was the best actor to play as James.[/QUOTE] Sean Connery was the best hands down
Howard the Duck.
[img]http://www.movieposteraddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/mpashroomsb.jpg[/img] [editline]17th December 2010[/editline] Fucking terrible.
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;26682114][img_thumb]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TheRoomMovie.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Worst acting of all time, confusing plot and stupid actors, how is it not the worst movie of all time. But it did spawn some funny crap. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc&feature=related[/media]
April Fool's Day [sp]A bunch of teens get murdered one by one in a cliche manner, only to reveal that they were using fake knives and blood and that it was a prank all along.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;26743615]Worst acting of all time, confusing plot and stupid actors, how is it not the worst movie of all time. But it did spawn some funny crap.[/QUOTE] It's so bad it's pretty entertaining to watch. There are worse movies. Stuff that's just painful to sit through like Manos the hands or Fate or Baby Geniuses 2 or a Seltzer And Friedberg movie. [editline]16th December 2010[/editline] Remember the graph, guys. [img]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/3747/sobaditsworse.png[/img]
Dunno if anyone has posted this already, but Zardoz is the worst movie. In history.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;26744788]Dunno if anyone has posted this already, but Zardoz is the worst movie. In history.[/QUOTE] I want to see it because of Sean Connery's red underwear. Is it really that bad?
The room. Saw it after people talked about it, and some game on newgrounds. I feel bad for the director.
[QUOTE=Tunak Mk. II;26743651]April Fool's Day [sp]A bunch of teens get murdered one by one in a cliche manner, only to reveal that they were using fake knives and blood and that it was a prank all along.[/sp][/QUOTE] Hey, that movie was totally worth it for the twist alone.
[img]http://www.scificool.com/images/2009/05/megasharkvsgiantoctopus.jpg[/img] I thought it was going to be ridiculously bad yet hilarious. Most of it was just a bunch of boring dialogue, and re-used CGI footage. The only funny-bad part was when [sp]the shark jumped out of the water and bit a plane out of cruising altitude[/sp].
Scott Pilgrim vs The World. It was really cheesy.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DX%2B0WYwxL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/img] my god, I watched 30 minutes of it with the Salty Movie Group before everyone made me shut it off and put Postal on.
Scott Pilgram vs the world. Stupidest shit I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=drfeelgood223;26752336]Scott Pilgram vs the world. Stupidest shit I've ever seen.[/QUOTE] It's based off of a comic book. [editline]18th December 2010[/editline] [img]http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thecinematheque.com/poster_cache1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thecinematheque.com/00_top5_25_21st.html&usg=__VQgUPyvVTrPJtJe-a43N0yKkkvc=&h=755&w=551&sz=49&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Qfew9TeOodZmWM:&tbnh=157&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcache%2Bfilm%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D826%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=159&ei=GmQMTeDbAc2mnweJ4Pz0DQ&oei=GmQMTeDbAc2mnweJ4Pz0DQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=74&ty=78[/img] Most boring movie I've watched.
[img]http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/192806.1020.A.jpg[/img] people will probably disagree with me on this, and I can see why - it did look damn cool, and had some good ideas and action sequences, plus Christian Bale was as amazing an actor as usual. However, in my opinion this no way makes up for the horrible plot, bad storytelling, stupid characterisation, and some of the most frustratingly stupid things I have ever seen in a movie, such as the stupid "solve gunfights with math" gun kata shit. The reason I hate this film so much is not because it is really that low quality, but because it was [i]almost[/i] a very good movie, which made all the incredibly stupid parts so frustrating because it felt like it could have been so much better.
I've just remembered what I truly believe to be the worst film I have ever seen in my entire life. The Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Even worse is that it came out in theaters. Sure, I could say Starship Troopers 2 & 3 but that's small potatoes since they were both very low budget and direct-to-dvd... but the remake for Nightmare is a much worse case since they had the audacity to release this piece of shit in fucking theaters. I was extremely excited to watch it because I felt that James Earle Haley could've pulled off a wonderfully sadistic Krueger. It might have worked too if they hadn't made him boring and gave him truly terrible make up AND if they didn't actually try to get the audience to fucking SYMPATHIZE with his character. Yes, in the end they retracted that attempt and made him a vicious child murderer again but the very fact that they attempted to humanize him goes against everything the Krueger character stands for. He's supposed to be the very epitome of fucking evil not a misunderstood man out for a little vengeance to get a message across. And another offense in the movie is that it wasn't scary in the least. The original Nightmare actually made me SCARED to go to sleep when I was younger... the remake was nothing but poorly placed BOO scenes and it had an extremely boring pace. Not to mention that the lead heroine, Nancy, was turned into what seemed like a SIDE character and an insanely boring one at that. tl;dr - Seriously, never watch the Nightmare on Elm Street remake... it's worse than every Nightmare sequel combined.(except for Dream Warriors and New Nightmare, those were legitimately good.)
[img]http://www.rufkm.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sharkattack3tg0.jpg[/img] So bad, it's funny. The number of uses they manage to get from the same stock footage is quite impressive A nice, 1 min clip [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc]here[/url]
[QUOTE=Negrul1;26773943][img_thumb]http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/192806.1020.A.jpg[/img_thumb] people will probably disagree with me on this, and I can see why - it did look damn cool, and had some good ideas and action sequences, plus Christian Bale was as amazing an actor as usual. However, in my opinion this no way makes up for the horrible plot, bad storytelling, stupid characterisation, and some of the most frustratingly stupid things I have ever seen in a movie, such as the stupid "solve gunfights with math" gun kata shit. The reason I hate this film so much is not because it is really that low quality, but because it was [i]almost[/i] a very good movie, which made all the incredibly stupid parts so frustrating because it felt like it could have been so much better.[/QUOTE] Yeah I saw this the other day since I thought I was missing out (Everyone going batshit over how good it's supposed to be) and I was disappointed. I'd have probably loved it when I was younger but I couldn't appreciate it for some reason.
Dead or Alive: The Movie ok,the chicks are hot.....but that's not saving the movie from being utter shit
Alone In The Dark was fucking terrible
Any movie made by Uwe Boll
Stealth was the worst I'd ever seen.
I thought it looked kind of cool :(, I still want to see it
AVP: Requiem, Mortal Kombat 2 and Meet the Spartans. [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Cypher_09;24348524]Fight Club[/QUOTE] Ssshh, we're not supposed to talk about it.
Vampires Suck, that movie is the worst parody I've ever seen.
Cliche answer: [i]Manos[/i], though that's a funny-bad Actual answer: [i]The Master of Disguise[/i] or [i]Harry & the Hendersons[/i]
[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;26829472]Any movie made by Uwe Boll[/QUOTE] In my opinion, I liked the Postal movie he made.
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