• Worst movie you ever seen.
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Vampires Suck, the girl playing Bella was so damn terrible
Spy Kids.
I watched Meet The Spartans with a friend with the intention of making fun of it. We hoped for it to be a bad movie because we though that there is a point where a movie is so bad that it's good. No, This movie was SO bad that it passed being good and went to incomprehensible crap. Any joke it it came up with that had some potential to be funny was chained to the floor, stretched super thin and was covered in out of place slap stick, gay jokes, pop culture references, and "special" effects that made me wish for Gmod's ragdoll-thruster-arms. me and my friend making fun of this movie would be like beating a dead horse or crippling a quadriplegic. There have been more boring movies that I've watched, but it was painfully obvious that there wasn't any effort put into this movie. And since there were several movies before this one in the series that were gradually more terrible shows that they aren't looking for improvement. The whole movie was an insult to the world's collective intelligence, that they bought this. I got physically sick right after watching that movie... most likely an unrelated coincidence, but I wouldn't put it past this movie. /rant
It seems that this thread has turned into a "Movies you hate but everyone else loves" Imo when people are posting things like Avatar they dont actually think it's the worst movie of all time, they are just telling people they dont like it.
I separated mine into two categories: Worst OBVIOUSLY bad movie I've seen: Alone in the Dark - For those of you who are not familiar with this film or it's director Uwe Boll, please do yourself a favor and keep it that way. This movie isn't even hilariously bad; its just... b-a-d. I'm actually honestly convinced that you can in fact becoming physically lamer by watching it only once. Worst film I've ever seen that others might have liked: The Day After Tomorrow - I don't recall exactly what about this movie made me absolutely despise it, but I can vividly recall the emotions, or lack there of, that I had experienced when I had the misfortune of sitting through it in the theater. When I think about it, I just feel sick and I can only visualize the cover. I actually turned down a free copy of the DVD once too.
Oh this is easy. The worst film I have EVER seen has got to be Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. I watched it with some friends stoned and holy fucking shit it was hil-arious.
Star Wars - Clone wars
[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/nffx1.jpg[/IMG] I wasn't expecting this to be the next Citizen Kane. I wasn't expecting this to explain the complex mythology and backstory of Spawn that spanned over dozens of issues of the comic book in a matter of one hour and thirty minutes. I just expected(and wanted) this to be a good action movie, a fair comic book adaptation(and I enjoyed Batman And Robin just for how stupid it was, so my expectations with this weren't particularly high to begin with) and for them NOT TO FUCK UP THE MASK. But no, that was just too much to ask for. B-movie grade acting, horrible humor, the lack of gratuitous violence(which was a constant in the comic books), generally piss poor cheap looking action sequences, an incoherent and erratic script even if you were familiar with the source material, the whole thing got ruined by incompetent writing, awful casting(Martin Sheen excluded) and the PG-13 rating. A B-movie that walks and talks like an A-movie if I ever saw one. Oh, and the mask? The mask wasn't ruined, it's just that Spawn only had it on for about 30 seconds throughout the whole movie. Wonderful. As I said, I enjoy the Schumacher Batman flicks just for how entertaining they are in their awfulness, but this is just bad. Not the Hercules In New York type of bad, but the Meet The Spartans type of bad.
Epic Movie. No, I haven't seen Vamipres Suck or Meet the Spartans so I can't rate those. Also, I personally really enjoyed Napoleon Dynamite and Gentlemen Broncos. I guess that type of humor isn't for everyone.
Disaster movie can suck a cock Species was also fucked up.
American Ninja
The worst movies I have ever seen were mostly piss poor teen angst movies produced by our swedish movie industry that truly sucks. 1. De ofrivilliga 2. Sanning eller konsekvens 3. 14 Suger 4. Hip Hip Hora 5. The Godfather 6. Narnia
[QUOTE=snackrib;27084260]The worst movies I have ever seen were mostly piss poor teen angst movies produced by our swedish movie industry that truly sucks. 1. De ofrivilliga 2. Sanning eller konsekvens 3. 14 Suger 4. Hip Hip Hora [b]5. The Godfather[/b] 6. Narnia[/QUOTE] I hope to god you mean Part III. I don't get how anyone could hate Parts I/II.
The Toxic Avenger. It was so bad, it was good.
In the So good it's bad category, I saw Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
Pasion of the christ. HERP DERP
Meet The Spartans was terrible, end of story. But the worst movie I've ever seen? The latest Astro Boy movie. Everything was terrible about it. Seriously. The only thing I enjoyed (and only enjoyed because it was [b]terrible[/b]) was Nicholas Cage's voice acting. Just hearing Astro's dad say "You are my son and I love you" in the most monotone voice ever (I had trouble realising it wasn't Keanu) just made my whole day. But seriously, if you're a fan of Astro Boy and you haven't seen this movie, [b]don't[/b]. There is a reason the creator of the series didn't put his name to it. Also, I see Avatar pop up occasionally. I won't go to lengths to defend it, it was horribly generic (Dances with Wolves in SPAAAACE!), but I enjoyed it all the same.
No Country for Old Men...made me rage harder then Napoleon Dynamite Bring on the box fort
The Matrix Revolutions or ThanksKilling.
Not sure if it's my worst, but the film "Rampage" was god awful.
most movies on the scifi/syfy channel
Copout. 'nuff said.
[QUOTE=wewt!;27160120]most movies on the scifi/syfy channel[/QUOTE] Those are funny to watch
Michael Clayton was pretty fucking boring.
The American So boring.
How to Train Your Dragon I was expecting it to be good considering many people hailed it as a good movie. Then when I watched it, I was very disappointed. Through out watching it I pointed out many flaws and stupid characteristics. At the end, a friend told me that it was a child's movie, so of course it's going to be like that. I retorted that doesn't really excuse anything if you tell me it's a great movie. Overall, I hated the movie, it was stupid. The story was okay for a child's film, but the characters, flaws, and terrible animation made it go to shit. Yes, I said character animation. The animations were very awkward with the voice acting, making it impossible for me to watch without saying, "That guy/girl/dragon looks really fucking derp/high."
Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, American History X, Inglourious Basterds, Saving Private Ryan, A Clockwork Orange, and Apocalypse Now were the /WORST/ movies I have EVER seen. Now if you want to watch a thrilling, gripping movie, I suggest 'Outer-space Sluts 7', it had me on the edge of my seat the entire time.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;27187788]Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, American History X, Inglourious Basterds, Saving Private Ryan, A Clockwork Orange, and Apocalypse Now were the /WORST/ movies I have EVER seen. Now if you want to watch a thrilling, gripping movie, I suggest 'Outer-space Sluts 7', it had me on the edge of my seat the entire time.[/QUOTE] Good trolling there.
The Last Song. The girls in our group of friends forced us to watch it with them. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
Salt without a doubt
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