Against the Dark
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[QUOTE=Hakita;30100725]I liked it.
It was a great popcorn film and I enjoyed it as an MK fan.[/QUOTE]
Going to order MK 1 and 2 on blu ray tuesday :dance:
[QUOTE=PyroCF;30100874]Going to order MK 1 and 2 on blu ray tuesday :dance:[/QUOTE]
They are very fun films.
[QUOTE=DMGaina;30100750]Against the Dark
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ive heard that tagline like a million times before
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trust me, only the poster looks remotely cool.
Most of the bad guys are beaten easily, the action sequences suck and Chun Li uses Adoukens but none of her trademark moves.....What the fuck? Oh and the acting is horrendous.
Hell, none of the characters are accurate and some of them shouldn't even be in a Street Fighter movie. The only character that was remotely cool was Vega and we was tossed to the side like a pair of old shitty socks with holes in it.
And when I saw Neal McDonough and Michael Clarke Duncan I was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING? Couldn't you tell this was a shitty movie?" Even the first Street Fighter movie was better!
The Hangover remains the worst film I have ever seen
Troll 2.
It really wasn't even so bad it's good, it was just awful, difficult to watch.
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker, such a weird fucking film.
Fucking Biodome.
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Boy, was that a fucking mistake.
Entire thing wasn't even funny. And when they did have a joke that was remotely funny, they overused the living shit out of it until it wasn't funny.
Where the hell do they get the funding for these types of movies?
[QUOTE=beanhead;30074495]that cant be real[/QUOTE]
I saw it and it really is that bad.
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Curse of Alcatraz. So fucking shit.
Sahara
[QUOTE=Publius;30103165]The Hangover remains the worst film I have ever seen[/QUOTE]
PAGING DR FAGGOT LOL HILARIOUS XD
Alien Vs Predator 2.
The first one was average as a movie but terrible as a movie related to the Alien and Predator movies, and the second one topped that as being terrible as a movie and a steaming pile of shite as a movie related to the Alien and Predator movies. The idea of combining a predator and an alien was a load of shit too.
[QUOTE=CovanatSlayer117;30111260][IMG]http://www.usabit.com/fotos/1293.jpg[/IMG]
Boy, was that a fucking mistake.
Entire thing wasn't even funny. And when they did have a joke that was remotely funny, they overused the living shit out of it until it wasn't funny.
Where the hell do they get the funding for these types of movies?[/QUOTE]
And it's sadly the best of these "whatever" movies
Jumper, even Samuel L. Jackson couldn't redeem the movie for me.
Human Centipede
Also, some movie where the chick's vagina had teeth.
Twilight. :colbert:
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:golfclap:
Paranormal Activity was way over hyped and god awful. Uwe Boll's "House of the Dead" is one of the most retarded films i've ever seen. Anything by Uwe Boll is shite, he recently made a film about Auschwitz called "Auschwitz" (Imaginative, eh?) and I don't think I can bring myself to watch it. Plan 9 From Outer Space" is just a classic now, too bad that it's good, I would actually like to own that movie.
This steaming pile of shit.
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I fucking hate that woman.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;30102949][img]http://www.torrentavi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/legend-of-chun-li1.jpg[/img]
trust me, only the poster looks remotely cool.
Most of the bad guys are beaten easily, the action sequences suck and Chun Li uses Adoukens but none of her trademark moves.....What the fuck? Oh and the acting is horrendous.
Hell, none of the characters are accurate and some of them shouldn't even be in a Street Fighter movie. The only character that was remotely cool was Vega and we was tossed to the side like a pair of old shitty socks with holes in it.
And when I saw Neal McDonough and Michael Clarke Duncan I was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING? Couldn't you tell this was a shitty movie?" Even the first Street Fighter movie was better![/QUOTE]
Yah the one with John claude van damme was a masterpiece. Then they ruined it with this terrible film.
[QUOTE=Faren;30135673]This steaming pile of shit.
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I fucking hate that woman.[/QUOTE]
she still acts?
[QUOTE=CovanatSlayer117;30111260][img]http://www.usabit.com/fotos/1293.jpg[/img]
Boy, was that a fucking mistake.
Entire thing wasn't even funny. And when they did have a joke that was remotely funny, they overused the living shit out of it until it wasn't funny.
Where the hell do they get the funding for these types of movies?[/QUOTE]
Leslie Nielsen :'(
It wasn't his time yet (or maybe, it was, because was freaking old as shit, but still)...
I try to make a point of only watching at least decent films so I don't have some big list of terrible movies but
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Honestly one of the worst things I've ever seen. It was so FUCKING BORING and the plot was absolutely horrid and stupidly far-fetched. I cannot believe how much praise it got, didn't deserve any of it imo. Absolute bollocks.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;30088848][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzoTaeCIrIg[/media]
Oh god :smith:[/QUOTE]
The trailer was hard enough to watch... I don't even want to think about the movie itself.
Im not too keen on any of the new spoof movies.
Dune, mostly because it was terribly disappointing and was nowhere near as good as the books.
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[b]THE MOST APPALLING PIECE OF TRASH THAT I HAVE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE![/b]
This movie redefined what I think is bad. Now I have seen some pretty bad films, but this blows them all away. Worse, I had to see it in theaters.
To make a statement about how bad this movie was, the movie theater I saw it in was low grade, and it didn't have many people in it (it closed down in 2006), but no theater was ever empty until I saw this. My dad and myself watched this film, and we were the only two people in the entire theater room, and my dad fell asleep less than halfway through it. (I was young during them so I kept shaking him to wake up.) However, I m myself wasn't even paying attention to the movie at all. I was just sitting in my seat and looking at the screen hoping to see something special. What made this film so bad was how the story was paced out.
What I remember from the movie was this woman (Bruce Banner's Mother) standing on her porch overlooking this isolated desert town when suddenly some mustached guy (Bruce's Dad) comes rushing in with a knife and starts arguing with his wife. Kid Bruce, sees this and hides under the kitchen table and watched his dad take his wife into a room before the wife comes rushing back out screaming "This hurts!" while holding her chest, implying she was stabbed. Then, the dad leaves the building, and drives a van down a road past two hills and then there's an atomic explosion with a smoke cloud rising up. There was also a scene where the Hulk was captured and the imprisoned in a water tank before breaking free and then jumping through the desert. After that, Bruce began driving a car around this abandoned desert hangar yard. Then there was the ending in which Bruce encounters his dad whom bites into an wire and becomes an electric monster and the Hulk is killed by the military and the commander comforts his daughter who apparently fell in love with Bruce while saying "I'm sorry" The movie ends with the Bruce sitting in this abandoned, dark hangar looking at himself in a dirty mirror and seeing the Hulk on the other side while saying his catchphrase in spanish.
If you are a fan of Marvel, you would be doing yourself a favor by going to every movie store you can, buying every single copy of this movie you can, putting the DVD's into a pile, and then burning them while dancing and singing "Joy to the World" This movie was that bad.
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