[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;20131423][url]http://vimeo.com/1720694[/url]
[url]http://vimeo.com/1720696[/url]
[url]http://vimeo.com/1720745[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh my god, this is a goldmine. The crews names are hilarious.
Captain B. Dick
Chief Technician Sgt. ShavedBalls
And the Gaynigger ship from the planet Anus
[QUOTE=protoAuthor;20132759]I do expect you to. And don't call me Shirley.[/QUOTE]
Duly noted!
Chronologically, the worst films ever in my opinion would be: Plan 9 From Outer Space; Staying Alive; Dumb and Dumber: When Harry Met Lloyd; Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat; Son of the Mask and Saw V.
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I HATED THIS MOVIE SO MUCH I YELLED TWILIGHT SUCKS IN THE THEATER
[QUOTE=MrScout;20133665]I HATED THIS MOVIE SO MUCH I YELLED TWILIGHT SUCKS IN THE THEATER[/QUOTE]
oh man watch out for this guy
Perfect story reduced to nothing.
[img]http://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/max_payne_poster4.jpg[/img]
I don't know the name of it, but I saw a movie once where there was this family who was travelling around America or something, anyway, a bunch of crap happens, their Grandma or something dies, anyway. In the last quarter of the movie, they arrive at this theme park, and it's closed. The father rages and then buys a fake pistol from a nearby store, breaks in, they ride a bunch of rides, gets busted, and OH HO HO, the OWNER of the damn park comes out and is like "yeah i know how you feel" and then he gets to walk free.
It was extraordinarily boring. I don't know why I sat through it.
[QUOTE=RedSauce;20134383]I don't know the name of it, but I saw a movie once where there was this family who was travelling around America or something, anyway, a bunch of crap happens, their Grandma or something dies, anyway. In the last quarter of the movie, they arrive at this theme park, and it's closed. The father rages and then buys a fake pistol from a nearby store, breaks in, they ride a bunch of rides, gets busted, and OH HO HO, the OWNER of the damn park comes out and is like "yeah i know how you feel" and then he gets to walk free.
It was extraordinarily boring. I don't know why I sat through it.[/QUOTE]
national lampoons vacation?
thats a pretty famous (and good) movie
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20123560]
[B]Kindergarten Ninja (don't google it, just don't)[/B]
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hahaha.
oh god.
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[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;20131145]Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Avatar.
The Hangover.[/QUOTE]
I enjoyed the Hangover. :saddowns:
I'd say the worst would be Knowing. Seriously, you expect the ending to be all amazing and interesting, but it's extremely anti-climatic. [sp]Seriously, Aliens? Plus, the ending scene is of them hugging and shit. I don't wanna see that, I want to see the world ending outside.[/sp]
D-war
[QUOTE=Unreliable;20129916]Avatar.
It seemed more like: "Look at our technology" than a real gripping movie script...[/QUOTE]
Well duh, but did you see the technology? *nerdgasm*
Epic Movie: Wasn't even a little funny, i couldn't take it anymore after watching it for 45 minutes.
House of the dead: Just boring and generic and has nothing to do with the game, except for the random game scenes that was used as transitions.
The Happening: Nature did it? Fuck this movie!
Death Valley: The revenge of Bloody Bill
[img]http://m.blog.hu/ho/horrormirror/image/death_valley_2004_dvd.jpg[/img]
[quote=IMDB]Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill (2004)
While traveling in a van with their teacher for a contest, a group of college friends are abducted by the criminal Earl, who forces them to go to the ghost town of Sunset Valley to meet his friend that was transporting drugs and money of their own. Once in the town, they realize that the dwellers are zombies and their leader is Bloody Bill, a Confederate soldier seeking revenge the execution of his sister that was hanged by the locals and the population was cursed by Bloody Bill.[/quote]
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It's grade in imdb is 2.4 :v: The movie was outrageously horrible. Utter shit.
[B]DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE[/B]
Captain America.
Holy crap it's so bad. Watch NC's review on it and you'll see why.
[url]http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/10915-captaina[/url]
The Strangers and Max Payne.
The Strangers failed as a horror movie (and every other aspect as well)
Max Payne was a disgrace to the video-games. Just horrible.
Dragon wars is the only one I can think of right now.
I've probably seen a worse movie.
Any Uwe Boll movies and Battlefield Earth...[URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185183/"][/URL]
Behind Enemy Lines : Columbia
What did I expect, it was made by WWE.
[QUOTE=zpiscool;20124660]Probably The Box.
Open it and one person you don't know dies? Pfft, come on, use your fucking imaginations.[/QUOTE]
Did you ever watch the actual movie?
[QUOTE=boundkimx9;20123357]In my opinion...
Paranormal Activity would have to be one of the worst movies I've seen[/QUOTE]
i was about to say, this.
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[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;20125673][img]http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/7018/diaryofthedeadver3dy5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
yeah this film was also a giant piece of shit
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[QUOTE=rathat48;20131746]And Apocalypse Now, Long, boring, no action, didn't make sense and overall sucked.[/QUOTE]
are you crazy apocalypse now is fantastic
[B][I]SKELETON MAN[/I][/B]
[img]http://barros.rusf.ru/films/posters/skeleton_man_2004_poster.jpg[/img]
I've watched this film several times, and I have to say; nothing is decently made. The editing/clipping, the actors, the story, the setting - [I]nothing[/I]. Even the goddamn cover is completely unrelated.
It is [I]so[/I] mind-numbingly bad, that I've fallen completely in love with it. Such a great laugh, so immensely entertaining. I urge everybody here to watch it.
Brain from Planet Arous.
Anyone who's putting down stuff like Twilight and Avatar is just trying to stir trouble. Twilight may be bad, but it's not even close to the worst.
[QUOTE=fuckingprodigy;20127786][IMG]http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/stay-alive-dvd-poster.jpg[/IMG]
game kills?? :([/QUOTE]
I remember just flicking through channels and that came on, I watched it all and thought it was pretty alright. Apart from the end.
[QUOTE=Hawkfight207;20131138]It's a tie between
[img]http://asset.soup.io/asset/0604/4218_4c47.jpeg[/img]
and the far cry movie.[/QUOTE]
Is that a Dinosaur?
The worst film I've ever seen must be a tie between Batman and Robin and That Movie Steve Erwin was in.
Words cannot express the amount of HATE I have for Meet the Spartans. I didn't like Full Metal Jacket that much either.
Jeepers Creepers
[QUOTE=bregitta;20136036][img]http://img.vctv.vn/Images/Uploaded/Share/2009/12/24/TheHottieAndTheNottie.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
sweet fucking jesus
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neither of them are hot
[QUOTE=Unreliable;20129916]Avatar.
It seemed more like: "Look at our technology" than a real gripping movie script...[/QUOTE]
I found the script to be quite good.
[QUOTE=hoot14uk;20138219]I found the script to be quite good.[/QUOTE]
lol
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