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Such a [B]massive[/B] disappointment on so many levels. :Dawkins102:
The only redeeming part was where I saw boobs, and even those weren't that good. And even the part with the boobs really didn't fit into the movie either, it was basically just thrown in there for the sake of showing tits.
[QUOTE=Grabigel;20123401]Meet The Spartans[/QUOTE]
Never saw the actual movie but only a trailer, which was by far enough for me to give you 1x agree.
Lesbian vampire killers.
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THE GIANT CLAW
I watched "It's Complicated" today.
Shitty.
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The retardation raped my mind. This fucking movie is stained into my brain as the worst movie I've ever seen.
I disagree with people saying Twilight, It was a bucket of shit, but not the worst film ever by a long shot. I'd say Jason X, cheesy and retarded with a side order of stupid. [IMG]http://bacanarama.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jasonx.jpg[/IMG]
Any of the syfy channels original movies.
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[QUOTE=pistolero!;20178494][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOj0nXpRqX8[/Media]
THE GIANT CLAW[/QUOTE]
It is from the 50's.
I just watched Twilight. And yes, it was the worst film I seen all year. Forced to, because my gal wanted to watch it so badly. It just seemed to ooze so much emo drama, I just couldn't take it anymore
Reminded me of this comic. I could suddenly relate.
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[QUOTE=blackXmesa66;20128839]There was this Zombie movie on Comcast ON-DEMAND a few years ago that I watched.. it was just terrible.. The zombies were very intelligent and the non-zombies had no chance.. and they just nuked the shit out of the entire city.[/QUOTE]
Return of The Living dead.
Its a sequel to Night of the living dead [strange fact.]
Yes it is, because of a forking path of production.
Also the movie was a comedy and the zombies were funny.
Dr.D dildo? Really? Oh my god. Gay Black people from outer space is just crazy.
Date Movie.
[QUOTE=Rusty101;20136244]sweet fucking jesus
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neither of them are hot[/QUOTE]
Uh, well maybe the blond one is a bit ugly, but only a little.
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[QUOTE=redking;20161397]I have to say, a lot of these are awful, but fun to watch because of the fact.
Megashark vs. Giant Octopus for example, I got all kinds of laughs from that one.
For a really bad movie that just leaves you wondering why it was even made, I'd say 'Passion in the Desert'.
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
Controversial book by Balzak. Balzak? Who the hell names their child that?
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holy fuck this movie is a peice of shit
I wouldn't know, but It's Complicated was pretty damn shitty.
First one that came to mind.
Ghost rider
The best soundtrack,
Worse scripting
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THere I said it happy now?
Bruno
The "remake" of George A. Romero's 'Day of the Dead'
Despite claiming to be a remake and sharing the title, the two movies have nothing in common besides having zombies.
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[QUOTE=Someoneuduno;20179799]I disagree with people saying Twilight, It was a bucket of shit, but not the worst film ever by a long shot. I'd say Jason X, cheesy and retarded with a side order of stupid. [IMG]http://bacanarama.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jasonx.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
jason x kicked ass fuck you
[QUOTE=bepassley;20182503]The "remake" of George A. Romero's 'Day of the Dead'
Despite claiming to be a remake and sharing the title, the two movies have nothing in common besides having zombies.
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jason x kicked ass fuck you[/QUOTE]
That remake was fucking TERRIBLE. Also, what the fuck was up with the camo they had, the budget was so bad they couldn't just get some old woodland ?
Disaster Movie was fucking atrocious.
Or 80% of the films on Zone Horror.
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that movie fucking sucked.
no sarcasm[/QUOTE]
I'm not afraid to say that I agree. It wasn't the worst film ever, but I found it boring as fuck, with only a few half decent parts. Not like Tarantino at all.
The day the earth stood still
no joke
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20141688]If I can nominate a second half of a movie, I gotta say Hancock. That was an enjoyable, if not great film about a dick superhero. It's what I paid to see...at first.
The second half? I still don't know what the hell that was, other than just bad. I can't believe it got a sequel.[/QUOTE]
There's a Hancock 2?
Also yeah. It was pretty damn good up till she turned out to be his goddamn fucking sister/wife/whatever the fuck she is. Completely and utterly destroyed the film.
Paranormal Activity. I JUST watched it tonight and it was horrendous. I only rented it to see if they actually put my name in the credits. They did, but it was fucking hell trying to find it out of the thousands of others' names.
[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;20125089]Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus[/QUOTE]
How are you going to post that without posting the best scene in the movie?
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Also, Gingerdead Man
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-Meet The Spartans
- Disaster movie
-Adventure Land (I walked out)
-The Incredible Hulk-04 I think (08 one was better but still kinda boring)
-Jason X (So fucking stupid but hell, I still enjoyed it)
-Jason Takes Manhattan (Same as Jason X)
- Friday the 13th-A new Beginning (Same as X and Manhatten)
Silent Night Deadly Night 2
The Good Shepherd.
Jesus Christ. I thought I had sat on the couch for five fucking hours watching that movie.
When I finally decided enough's enough and stopped it, I checked. I wasn't even 80 minutes in.
:psyboom:
Let's see.
[B]Epic Movie[/B] - Need I explain?
[B]Inglorious Basterds[/B] - As someone who says they're a Quentin Tarantino fan, I thought this was fuck-awful.
[B]Avatar[/B] - I can see the appeal of 3D but it just wasn't enough for me. (Although this list is in no order, this and Inglorious Basterds really shouldn't be this close to Epic Movie.)
[b]Kung Pow[/b] - It was like one of those dubs of old movies they do on Whose Line is it Anyway, except dragged on for an hour and not funny in the slightest.
I'll edit this post after I go through my "Movies so hilariously bad I'm bound to rewatch them" cupboard.
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;20185646][b]Kung Pow[/b] - It was like one of those dubs of old movies they do on Whose Line is it Anyway, except dragged on for an hour and not funny in the slightest.[/QUOTE]
Boy don't even
This old 90's movie called Rangers, acting fucking sucked.
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