Here's a handy tip: Distilled water does not conduct electricity, so the next time a fire breaks out near an electric appliance, pour distilled water.
Get a toaster that's not from China.
How the christ did you burn a toaster? It's designed to get hot.
Unless it was in a house fire and you rescued it to make toast.
I always keep a bag of sand in the kitchen in case this happens.
see what happens if you drop it down a 5-8 storey building.
And then send it for recycling.
How the hell do you light a toaster on fire? they're not supposed to be flammable.
Blow it up.
This thread is now about peoples stupid toasters.
I have a Porsche design toaster, it's fucking huge and could easily be mistaken for a plasma weapon, yet it can't fit 2 slices of bread in it.
I think your brother needs to take classes so he can learn to make toast better
Have sex with it.
it was made by Phillips.
As far as I can remember, I remember buying a little box called a CD-I when I was younger by Phillips.
Stupid company...
Eat it consume it's powers.
Your toaster might be broken, but as long as you stay away from the evil chaotic toast you should be fine.
Bury it.
In Soviet Russia, toaster toasts toaster!
Shit that toaster looks fucking gross man, is it inhabited by roaches or some shit?
Microwave it.
Is your brother retarded.
YOU DONKEY, GO out and buy a new one and cook me some toast.
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Blend it.
Eat it to gain its powers to get rid of it.
Wow, setting toast on fire is possibly the third stupidest thing you can do when cooking. Second would be burning cereal (and not the hot kind either), and first would be burning salad.
Goto the bathroom.. Fill the bathtub with water.. Connect the toaster to the socket. Get into the bathtub. Pick up the toaster and drop it into the bathtub.. Then reply with what you experienced afterwards on this thread.
Table's dirty, yo
If the heat coils are undamaged take them out for a heater for the winter, else/then do this:
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Wow, it's really badly destroyed..
Make a transformer out of it :smile:
Looks fine to me, make some toast
if the electronics still work.. like the heating metal or whatever it is... Why not make somethign artistic from it... like a lamp or something
So who wants toast? I hear the OP's older brother makes some damn good toast.
Sodomize it.
When you get a new toaster, you need to clean out the burnt crumbs more often, because that's probably what started the fire.
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