Throw it out a window
A closed one for extra points
I didn't even know Phillips made toasters.
Your toaster got toasted.
:irony:
Shooting target.
Did that with my old power supply.
Licks its butt.
what'd he do, slather the bread with gasoline first?
[QUOTE=Strider_07;23021441]what'd he do, slather the bread with gasoline first?[/QUOTE]
Gasoline keeps it from burning and gives it a nice crispy finish.
[B]IN SOVIET RUSSIA
TOAST BURNS TOASTER[/B]
hurr durr
:v:
Why did you put your toaster in the toaster?
Other than that, just get a new one
Did anyone but me laugh hard from the "my big bro caught the toaster on fire by trying to make toast"?
The irony/stupidy mixture is unstable. I'm cracking up here.
Also, just get a new toaster like the others suggested. They're pretty cheap now.
I wanted to see the finished product that the toaster worked so damn hard over. Must've been one hell of a piece of toast.
Jesus, did he douse the bread in gasoline before he put it in?
Looks like the toaster *puts on shades* just got toasted. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Toasters are really cheap. Buy a new one or else learn to toast bread on a stove top or open fire.
Sell it to an illegal.
Burn your house down and sue the piss out of Phillips.
How old is that toaster?
I bet it's like from the 1970's....
How the fuck do you burn a [B]toaster[/B]?
Ignore everyone and listen to me. This is what you should do.
Apparently it looks like it was built by Philips, so what you need to do is get a Philips head screwdriver and take off the cover and open it up. Now you need to rebuild the inside (the heating coils) so take out the old ones, in any method you want, they are trash now, so fuck it. After doing so, go to your fridge and bust it open, in the back should be some coils and metal shit. Grab em and put those inside the toaster, that way you have new heating coils.
Now we need to replace the electrical cord so to do this go to your sisters room. Look in her closet and you'll find an American Eagle shopping bag, open it and take out the 9 inch long dildo and remove the power cord. (Yes his sisters dildo has a power cord on it, trust me, she loves it rough and I would know because I bought it for her when we were dating) After removing the power cord, put it inside your toaster. Now all we need to do is rebuild the outside so that it looks good. Fuck plastic and metal, we dont want it melting or heating up when the toaster heats up. We need something natural that can withstand being heated up, and cooled down when not in use.
Go to your parents bed room and kill your dad in his sleep. Take a small pocket knife, or a scalpel if you happen to have one in the house. Cut off your fathers scrotum, but you'll need more scrotum so go kill your brother (if you have one) and your male neighbors. Sew the scrotums together and attach it to the toaster. Remember, shave off the hairs, we dont want them to catch fire.
Now that the toaster is fixed, you can plug it in and make toast. Or stick your dick in it, I dont give a fuck.
this reeks of some weird "I bet you won't..." scenario
Me I would donate it to goodwill and then go there in a week to see if they are selling it.
[QUOTE] Attempt to repair it,[/QUOTE]
:hurr:
It's a fucking half molten toaster.
what in god names did your brother do to the toast? Cover it in gasalean?
[QUOTE=-n3o-;23028661]what in god names did your brother do to the toast? Cover it in [b]gasalean[/b]?[/QUOTE]
[i]Gasoline[/i]
:eng101:
Why are you even asking?
Just throw it away.
Or throw it into a window of your most most hated enemy.
Get a new one.
Give it to me.
Such a destructive toaster...
Will do well in the Waffle Uprising.
Give that brave toaster a warrior's burial.
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;23033236]Give that brave toaster a warrior's burial.[/QUOTE]
No.
Toasters NEVER DIE.
He will be a JUGGERNAUT. OF THE ARMY.
The burns are just scars of past battles, and he will live again to BURRRNNN.
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