[QUOTE=bilo;34494595]Nope, not true.
All you gotta do is place two portals on two slopes, which are positioned in a v shape to each other.
Then just slide down to the bottom of the v.
It's kinda hard to explain, so I drew a little picture to make it more clear.
[img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg856/scaled.php?server=856&filename=portalsl.jpg&res=medium[/img]
The butt-weiner distance gets reduced because of the v shape.
Man...maybe I'm giving this whole thing a little too much thought...[/QUOTE]
But wouldn't the edges of the portals be like, really thin? If the edges of the portal are extremely or infinitely thin (Which is pretty likely), then you'd be sliced up when you slide down in between that v.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;34504566]But wouldn't the edges of the portals be like, really thin? If the edges of the portal are extremely or infinitely thin (Which is pretty likely), then you'd be sliced up when you slide down in between that v.[/QUOTE]
You put your legs on either side of the portal and kind of squat over the bottom of the V, I imagine. Maybe hold onto the top of it on the dick-entry-portal side.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;34504566]But wouldn't the edges of the portals be like, really thin? If the edges of the portal are extremely or infinitely thin (Which is pretty likely), then you'd be sliced up when you slide down in between that v.[/QUOTE]
Yes, you are right, but you wouldn't be able to slide all the way down to the bottom of the v.
At some point your butt would press against your scrotum and that would stop you from sliding down further.
It's foolproof!
[QUOTE=bilo;34503007]Oh yea, you are right.
I guess, you'd have to bend you dick down a bit...[/QUOTE]
It would always come at the same angle tho, relatively to you ass. It could work if your dick is shaped like ( I think.
The ending caught me off guard.
If portals were possible to place on moving objects, this would be possible. It is however not possible in the scenario presented in this video. As you move your dick forwards towards your ass, your ass will inevitably move away from your dick.
This can most easily be solved only if portals could be placed on a moving object.
[img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Simski_2006/bored-1.png[/img]
Or you can always skullfuck yourself.
When will you people learn.
Sucking your own dick is not only more efficient, but it'll probably be better for someone not used to dick in their ass.
[QUOTE=Simski;34509305]If portals were possible to place on moving objects, this would be possible. It is however not possible in the scenario presented in this video. As you move your dick forwards towards your ass, your ass will inevitably move away from your dick.
This can most easily be solved only if portals could be placed on a moving object.
[img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Simski_2006/bored-1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Don't portals disappear from moving surfaces?
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;34509686]Don't portals disappear from moving surfaces?[/QUOTE]
of course not
That guys must have been one hell of a sick horny fuck.
[QUOTE=BBOOBBYY!;34509686]Don't portals disappear from moving surfaces?[/QUOTE]
Usually, I believe. Hence the "If portals were possible to place on moving objects", considering that it may not be completely canon in the game that they can not do that.
[QUOTE=Simski;34509305]If portals were possible to place on moving objects, this would be possible. It is however not possible in the scenario presented in this video. As you move your dick forwards towards your ass, your ass will inevitably move away from your dick.
This can most easily be solved only if portals could be placed on a moving object.
[img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Simski_2006/bored-1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Or you could buy a dildo instead of an ultra expensive portal gun v:v:v
is this going to end up needing a mass debate thread
[QUOTE=Simski;34509962]Usually, I believe. Hence the "If portals were possible to place on moving objects", considering that it may not be completely canon in the game that they can not do that.[/QUOTE]
In portal 2 they can
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;34509980]Or you could buy a dildo instead of an ultra expensive portal gun v:v:v[/QUOTE]
Although nice, it's not quite the same thing as being able to fuck yourself in the ass with your own dick.
[QUOTE=Simski;34509305]If portals were possible to place on moving objects, this would be possible. It is however not possible in the scenario presented in this video. As you move your dick forwards towards your ass, your ass will inevitably move away from your dick.
This can most easily be solved only if portals could be placed on a moving object.
[img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Simski_2006/bored-1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
why is the dick suddenly more down on the blue if it's at the same level?
Sorry for bumping but I think I've figured out another way:
[img]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/4g2sxbdey9rlxfjzjwmv.png[/img]
Basically you have two surfaces with portals on them shoved up your ass.
I would say beads but I'd assume portals get wonky on curved surfaces.
On the blue>orange section of your dick, it's moving in the opposite direction of your thrusting, allowing it to go further when it's reversed in the next portal.
Basically it's intro-anal portal buttsex but with a reversal to avoid dickbutt.
V solution is more elegant and simple.
Hmm, is there any thread for discussing portal physics?
if you already have something shoved up your ass, it makes the entire thing pointless. The V solution doesn't work either because you'd just be standing on your own feet
[QUOTE=Joppari;34498329]id do it[/QUOTE]
by the look of your avatar you already have.
You guys need to learn to think with portals
[QUOTE=TheTalon;34651579]if you already have something shoved up your ass, it makes the entire thing pointless. The V solution doesn't work either because you'd just be standing on your own feet[/QUOTE]
It's a diagram, his legs would be into and out of the screen in that perspective, squatting downwards.
Also portals are possible on moving surfaces. Everything is in constant movement.
There is a threshold for too much movement for portals.
are you guys seriously debating over the concept of sodomizing yourself with a fictional device
please tell me you aren't
Wait, if you even grabbed your own ass through a portal, would you feel the ass you grabbed? Or would it be a whole different set of hands together? Providing that if you felt your ass through the portal, you would feel an infinity amount of asses.
[QUOTE=BenJammin';34655430]Wait, if you even grabbed your own ass through a portal, would you feel the ass you grabbed? Or would it be a whole different set of hands together? Providing that if you felt your ass through the portal, you would feel an infinity amount of asses.[/QUOTE]
Move your arms behind your back and grab your ass.
That is the sensation of grabbing an ass through a portal, without the portal.
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Whether or not it feels like an infinite amount of ass depends on it's vastness.
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