I think the Gorilla would win because it would probably punch that fucking bear in the face then rip it's arms off and use them as clubs.
Gorilla can just call up Bigfoot.
[img]http://skyko.org/bigfoot.jpg[/img]
Double team that bear motherfucker.
Seriously i just had a cool idea that I woud love to do but I would rather not do it without the Op's permission. I was just thinking I could make a megathread filled with these and take suggestions and shiz and debunk one every week. (or whenever I have time). I have the time to do this and I have the brains lol. I am in debate club at school and I have an iq over 170 (ego boooosst). That and I am a ametuer zoologist. But as I said before I wont do it unless the OP says it is ok. That being said I cant really know on this fight because it depends on enviroment and stuff and I dont feel like looking up all the fact at 1 am.
[QUOTE=The_OIFY;16428537]Seriously i just had a cool idea that I woud love to do but I would rather not do it without the Op's permission. I was just thinking I could make a megathread filled with these and take suggestions and shiz and debunk one every week. (or whenever I have time). I have the time to do this and I have the brains lol. I am in debate club at school and I have an iq over 170 (ego boooosst). That and I am a ametuer zoologist. But as I said before I wont do it unless the OP says it is ok. That being said I cant really know on this fight because it depends on enviroment and stuff and I dont feel like looking up all the fact at 1 am.[/QUOTE]
The question isn't, will I be okay with it, but rather, will the mods be okay with it..... This thread was made for shits and giggles, not some in-depth discussion on the origin of the universe.
Grizzly will win IMO. He doubles the Gorilla in weight, height, is much faster, stronger and has claws. Gorilla stands no chance.
The main advantage that the gorilla would have is lateral agility. Yeah, bears can run quickly, but a gorilla can sidestep. Also, with the way the arms are positioned on both animals, the gorilla can throw attacks from a farther distance. The bear can swipe, but it actually has to get pretty close to land a swiping blow.
If the bear got on top, gorillas have incredible chest strength and would be able to throw the grizzly off to the side. Definitely wouldn't throw the bear airborne but he wouldn't have a problem getting the bear off either.
The biggest advantage the gorilla has is the ability to grab. The bear can grab with his mouth, but if the gorilla can grab a hold of one of the grizzly's arms, the grizzly would tear that arm up, but wouldn't be able to reach the main body mass of the gorilla with his mouth. No doubt the gorilla could smash the grizzly's skull with his other arm.
It would be an incredibly violent fight, and the winner would be badly injured. I just think that the gorilla would win because he has more range and agility than the bear. The way I see it, if the bear wants to attack, his head will have to be put in range of the gorilla. If the gorilla wants to attack, his arms are long enough to do so without his main body mass being in range of grizzly claws or teeth.
A polar bear is bigger than a grizzly so why not a silverback vs a polar? Anyways it's a tough call because both are evenly matched, a silverback is very powerful. A bear is also powerful and has claws and a tough bite
Gorilla would probably outsmart the bear.
I do believe I heard at my local zoo that an adult gorilla had the power to tear a grown man in half. Easily.
Think of king kong vs. dinosaurs. I predict that outcome, Gorilla wins, both animals ultimately lose to humans.
I think I'd be a close fight.
Who ever gets the first good strike would win.
A bear claw to the face would kill the gorilla, but the gorilla could use agility to his advantage.
[QUOTE=Screw-Loose;16430712]I do believe I heard at my local zoo that an adult gorilla had the power to tear a grown man in half. Easily.
Think of king kong vs. dinosaurs. I predict that outcome, Gorilla wins, both animals ultimately lose to humans.[/QUOTE]
Good point.
Are Silverback Gorrilas god-less killing machines that is even feared by the bravest man on Earth: Stephen Colbert?
Gorilla all the way, mostly because it can actually grab the Grizzly, and that could lead to a dislocated jaw or a broken neck.
[QUOTE=Zuppo;16427375]Gorilla can just call up Bigfoot.
Double team that bear motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
2 v 1 is fucking cheating, especially since the original participants were fairly even.
Gorilla obviously.. Let's take this into account.
Who would win, A gorilla or a human fighting with nothing but fists. The gorilla obviously. Now then watch the video below.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dspAa9NQ-c&feature=related[/media]
I think this thread is over now :smug:
[QUOTE=Valdor;16431897]Gorilla obviously.. Let's take this into account.
Who would win, A gorilla or a human fighting with nothing but fists. The gorilla obviously. Now then watch the video below.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dspAa9NQ-c&feature=related[/media]
I think this thread is over now :smug:[/QUOTE]
You just supported the Bear's side. Look at the video closely, bears know boxing and you could see a little bit of Kung fu in there too. Does a gorilla? Don't think so
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;16431946]You just supported the Bear's side. Look at the video closely, bears know boxing and you could see a little bit of Kung fu in there too. Does a gorilla? Don't think so[/QUOTE]
Gorilla outsmarts bear, Case closed. So no, I did not support the bear in anyway.
[QUOTE=Valdor;16432005]Gorilla outsmarts bear, Case closed. So no, I did not support the bear in anyway.[/QUOTE]
no they don't. I go to the zoo every month. Gorillas are dumb as fuck, and the only intelligent thing they ever did was pound their chest and scream at a passer-by for hooting.
[B]FACT: ONLY ONE PERSON IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN ABLE TO KILL A BEAR. ANYTHING ELSE IS INEFFICIENT[/B].
[img]http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/marvel_colbert_comic.jpg[/img]
^What the fuck image.
And the point of video was that bear stupid, All gorilla would need to do is gesture in an area and get it's ass kicked duuuh.
I made that megathready thing here. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16436885#post16436885[/url]
^NOT a megathread.
Nobody will take you seriously with a name like that and the default avatar.
I would have to go with the bear, the bear would overpower the gorilla, and the bear is probably too big for the gorilla to use things like thumbs to his advantage.
Gorillas are insanely strong (bears too). I have seen a gorilla in a zoo take a tire and squeeze it together like it was a rubber band. The amount of strength they have is just insane. I am sure the bear has the strength to do it to, as I have seen a bear flip huge boulders like they were pebbles, but they don't pick up tires.
Both are comparable strengths, and it is hard to imagine just how strong they really are.
It's not a matter of how strong they are, it's a matter of where that strength is.
Bears have most of their strength in their hindquarters, since they need insanely powerful muscles to move half a ton of meat that quickly. However, bears do not necessarily have ridiculously strong upper arms. Look at how a bear attacks, it rises up, then swipes as it falls. The muscles that make the arm swipe aren't exactly ridiculously strong, it's the fact that it does it while falling. That means there is half a ton of weight behind that swipe, making it straight up ridiculously lethal.
Gorillas have mostly upper body strength, obviously. Bamboo is one of the strongest plants around and they can snap it in half like a toothpick. Which means that they have incredible strength in all aspects of arm movement (pulling, pushing, grabbing, etc), so they have more than one way to utilize their strength.
That being said, I think the gorilla would win because the bear would have to rise up on it's back legs to put its weight behind a big strike. When it does that, the gorilla would back off until the bear comes back down, then it would dive in and strike while the bear is catching itself. I really believe a single overhand smash from a gorilla would kill a bear. Wouldn't disintegrate the skull or anything, but it would certainly disable the brain.
the bear would win, he has crazy claws, its slice n'd dice time
Although Gorillas are very very powerful, bears are extremely powerful as well. An adult grizzly is like a fucking train.
neither because a guy comes in with a minigun and wastes both of them.
technooology
You guys are all assuming the gorilla is smart enough to make these tactics...
It has been accounted, that on safari jungle hunt shits back in the day, they would shoot twenty rounds into its head and the gorilla would still manage to kill one or two of them off before its brain realized it was dead.
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