drink a cup of coffee in a cafeteria
the shit will fly for days
Shove your hand up your ass and pull it out like a man!
Get some more fiber.
Use an ice-cream scoop.
I sometimes get weeks before i poop, it's normal for me. And when I do poop it's massive, like giant sausages. I like the feeling.
Lots of fluids, definitely get one of those Surgery-prep laxatives if...push comes to shove.
Your story totally reminded me of this :v: [video=youtube;P88cV5mFWoI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P88cV5mFWoI[/video]
Think like a dog. Be a dog. Dogs are the masters of shitting.
I mean, I don't even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes as they shit on my carpet.
Just think "Woof" and your asshole will loosen up enough to let a turd slide out faster than a a cake into Kim Jon Un's mouth.
That sounds like a job for a doctor or a shit load of laxatives.
Pretend its your landing gear and deploy
Expose your anus the the vacuum of space.
Sounds like you may need a caesarean section.
[QUOTE=Castiel451;41118361]Your story totally reminded me of this :v: [video=youtube;P88cV5mFWoI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P88cV5mFWoI[/video][/QUOTE]
oh god i dont want to see this in HD
i still cant see the problem. just dont shit. let it stay here.
Huh, I usually only go once a week and I've never had this problem.
first of all, going 4 days without having to poop is not normal. You're supposed to poop like twice a day at least. but 8 days? holy fuck. see a doc.
[QUOTE=Chubbles;41120763]first of all, going 4 days without having to poop is not normal. You're supposed to poop like twice a day at least. but 8 days? holy fuck. see a doc.[/QUOTE]
Three times a day to once every three days is healthy
Outside of that, you might have a poopin' problem
This is another quality thread by christarp™
[QUOTE=Zeke129;41120950]Three times a day to once every three days is healthy
Outside of that, you might have a poopin' problem[/QUOTE]
Really? I go weeks without pooping, should I see someone :v: ?
[QUOTE=No_0ne;41113486]pour draino into your asshole
works 100% i promise[/QUOTE]
I can confirm this.
[QUOTE=No_0ne;41113486]pour draino into your asshole
works 100% i promise[/QUOTE]
no ur supposed to drink it
[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;41124268]no ur supposed to drink it[/QUOTE]
THEN pour it in your asshole.
I don't know if this thread is serious anymore but drink a lot of water. It should help but 7 days is a long time.
I also occasionally have a shitting problem, Christard the troll. My solution for you is marijuana. Smoke a blunt and I assure you, you will destroy your toilet within minutes. Works for me anyway.
Threads like these are why I still come here.
imagine having to poop
shove a hammer up there.
[img]http://www.magentacakes.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/breveill-whisk.jpg[/img]
Pop on of these up there for a bit to loosen it up. After 5 minutes of 10-20 second bursts it should have the consistency of thick custard, pour into a deep baking tray and place in a preheated oven for 30-40 minutes at 180°C or gas mark 4. Take it out and leave to cool before icing.
Keep pushing, imagine a turd 4x the side of that squeezing through, that's what women feel. :v:
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