[QUOTE=mr apple;41139992]Keep pushing, imagine a turd 4x the side of that squeezing through, that's what women feel. :v:[/QUOTE]
Yes because women give birth out of their asses
get fucked in the butt
Chainsmoke, acts as a laxative
Snort cocaine.
There's baby laxatives in it I think? That should help ya flush it out.
free christarp
I had this problem too once.. a quick working laxative fixed the problem and I was so happy I got the huge dump out.
If you're being serious, rock back and forth and breathe deep. Really works.
Otherwise, try a vacuum cleaner.
[QUOTE=Deathco;41174085]If you're being serious, rock back and forth and breathe deep. Really works.
Otherwise, try a vacuum cleaner.[/QUOTE]
But the vacuum cleaner man always wants to see your tits, Ray William Johnson reference.
Pff...tough shit.
I can go for two days without shitting
is that okay
oh boy you got the constipation.
This has happened to me several times and every time it happened I thought I was going to die.
I have the same problem, I have this involuntary block when it comes to shitting outside of my home, but 8 fucking days?
The max I stayed without shitting was about 4-5 days I went to a trip and eating a whole lot of stuff that might get you killed in the toilet, but for those days I felt fine, until I the urge came like a tornado and I had to shit, I ended up spending a whole 5 hours in the bathroom, not even joking, my mom thought I died in there, and believe me, I almost did, I tried everything, but it was jammed in there and it didn't help my stomach and ass were hurting like fucking hell, gosh those were the toughest hours of my life, when all was done I left the bathroom feeling like a soldier after going to a war, there was this feeling of victory but there was also this deep sorrow, PTSD included.
This is a troll thread guys, leave it be.
I once held the demon in me for 5 days while camping at a public campground. I knew it was going to be big, so I saved it all for the last day before I left so they wouldn't catch me. Get in the bathroom, 25 minutes later and some moans Im finally done, but not the toilet, no the toilet would have hell coming its way.
Flush once, nope nothing. Flush twice, not even a budge. Third times the charm right? Nope, just overflowing shit water and toilet paper. Looked like I really did Summon Satin of the Shits which made me book it out of the bathroom and leave the park ground.
See this is why we need something like fast threads... just with less movement.
If you guys ever experience this go to a really hot water filled bathtub lay in there and relax, it'll work. Yes you need to shit in your bathtub water and I know somebody who had to do it because he ate to much chocolate and could not push the shit out without that.
[QUOTE=Veniathan;41108006]DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE[/QUOTE]
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