The Cat, permission slip, and party "invite" made me laugh the most
Ahahahaha
[img]http://www.27bslash6.com/images/missing_missy7.jpg[/img]
I love how she accepted this picture at the end.
Lol. Thanks for this
Oh god, he sells a shirt of the cactus wearing a hat drawing.
Must buy.
Amazing
[img]http://27bslash6.com/images/Photo_simon_does.jpg[/img]
I just like all the faces he's used and uses for his posts/articles.
[URL="http://27bslash6.com/sad.html"]I'm sad about something[/URL]
That was the best part of his website.
This is such a funny site. This man is my god.
That website is hilarious
[img]http://www.27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_05.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_01.jpg[/img]
lol at above picture
[QUOTE=camper182 V2;24112260]That website is hilarious
[img]http://www.27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_05.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_01.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_04.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_09.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_06.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://27bslash6.com/images/Chatroulette_03.jpg[/IMG]
Hahahahaha that guy is amazing!!! :v:
Oh him, Yes, He is my favourite.
Looking through [url=http://twitter.com/27bslash6]his Twitter account[/url], I found this:
[QUOTE]Approximately four seconds after visiting this site, my eyes exploded. [url]http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
[IMG_THUMB]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/wtc.gif[/IMG_THUMB]
This is all gold.
[QUOTE]I actually wanted to become a police officer but I failed the IQ test when I showed up on time and at the correct building
[/QUOTE]
:v:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzvdxrU9fQI[/media]
I haven't laughed so hard in weeks!! :v:
I found this a few weeks ago, it's my favourite blog. Sometimes I try and emulate David Thorne by replying to people in his style.
love david
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;24121426]I found this a few weeks ago, it's my favourite blog. Sometimes I try and emulate David Thorne by replying to people in his style.[/QUOTE]
Because everyone should be sarcastic assholes.
Nah, idiots deserve to get screwed with. I might just browse craigslist for this purpose.
I had seen some of his work, but everything there is hilarious.
Holy fuck, this is gold
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;24121426]I found this a few weeks ago, it's my favourite blog. Sometimes I try and emulate David Thorne by replying to people in his style.[/QUOTE]
Same here! David Thorne FTW!!! :D
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BTW, I didn't know he was australian, his accent rocks
I read as much as I can today, it was a great read and hilarious as well.
I finally got around to reading some of this guy's stuff tonight, and I have to suppress all of my laughter so as not to wake my sleeping roommate. This guy is a damn genius, for sure.
Aw, yes the legendary spider drawing reply.
Gonna check this site out.
Oh my god, the craigslist reply about the grill in exchange for landscaping work made me LMAO.
[release]Original ad:
i need a grille not the cole kind but the gas kind. i will barter my skill as a landscaper in turn for a good grille if u need any kind of landscape work
From Me to **************@***********.org:
Hello,
I saw your ad looking for a grill in exchange for your landscaping skills. Do you do tree removal? If so, there is a very expensive grill in it for you.
Thanks,
Mike
From josh ******* to Me:
yes
From me to josh *******:
Great! There is a pine tree that has been bothering me and I want it cut down. You won't have to remove it. It hasn't been a problem until about two years ago when it got much taller. My problem with it is that it is obscuring the view to my neighbor's upstairs bathroom window. I used to have a perfect view of the neighbor's wife changing in the bathroom every day. She had great tits and an ass that was out of this world. It really completed my morning whenever I caught a glimpse of her. Now that this damn pine tree is in the way, I can't see a thing.
If you could go onto my neighbor's property and cut the tree down while they are at work, I will let you take the grill that is outside on their patio. I'm not sure what brand it is, but it is a gigantic propane grill. It looks really nice.
If they ask about it, I will tell them that a huge storm happened while they were at work, and the wind blew the tree over and blew the grill away. Meanwhile you will be enjoying a delicious salisbury steak from your new grill, and I wil be enjoying my neighbor's hot wife as she steps into the shower.
They usually leave for work around 7:30 AM during the week, and come back home around 6:00 PM. If you could have it done before they get back on Monday, that would be great.
Thanks,
Mike
From josh ******* to Me:
wat the fuck r u smoking dude? so i cut down ur neigbors tree and u let me steal his grille. what a grate deal ass hole. how bout i just take the grille and dont cut down the tree u fuck
From me to josh *******:
You don't know where his house is, so how are you going to steal the grill? I think my information in exchange for your services is a fair trade. I'll even let you come over for a few beers afterward, and we can watch the wife in the bathroom from my bedroom window.
Mike
From josh ******* to Me:
i dont want a stolen grille i want a real grille u retard wat da fuck is ur problem. and i dont give a shit bout naked neigbor u fuckin perv
From me to josh *******:
I assure you that this grill is real. By cutting down the tree, you are earning the grill and it will not be stolen. Also, if seeing a naked woman isn't your thing, you could probably catch the husband changing in the bathroom as well. I won't be watching, but I'm not one to judge your lifestyle.
Mike
From josh ******* to Me:
ur the fagot u dick sucking fuck fag cock sucker!! eat a fuckin dick u piece of shitt!!![/release]
Yeah, a lot of the older ones aren't as funny as his mid-new ones, so he's improving which is awesome. I really liked the soccer one.
This is absolute gold. Funniest thing I've seen in like a year.
Anyone else gonna buy the book?
[quote]From: Simon
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.38am
To: David Thorne
Subject: No Subject
Have you got a typeface called Garamond Semibold? I have the Garamond and bold and italic but not the semibold. I am doing a poster for Cathy and I reckon garamond would look good.
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.02am
To: Simon
Subject: Re: No Subject
As I see it, yes.
From: Simon
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Garamond
Which one? Yes you have the typeface or that it would look good on a poster?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.52am
To: Simon
Subject: Re: Garamond
Concentrate and ask again.
From: Simon
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.14am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Garamond
What the fuck? I need the typeface Garamond. Have you got it or not?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.18am
To: Simon
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Garamond
You may rely on it.
From: Simon
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.29am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garamond
Send me the typeface dickhead.
From: Mark Pierce
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.08pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Hey
Hey. Are you at work?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.25pm
To: Mark Pierce
Subject: Re: Hey
Signs point to yes.
From: Mark Pierce
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.53pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Hey
What? Can you drop over on your way home from work and help me lift a piece of glass up onto a table? It is too heavy to lift.
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 3.22pm
To: Mark Pierce
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hey
My sources say no.
From: Mark Pierce
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 3.49pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey
Are you serious? I tried lifting it a bit at a time and sliding books under it but I need heaps more books. Can you come for a quick drive now?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 4.02pm
To: Mark Pierce
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey
Ask again later.
From: Mark Pierce
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 4.57pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: ?
Are you going to help me on the way back from work or not?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 5.16pm
To: Mark Pierce
Subject: Re: ?
It is decidedly so.
From: Mark Pierce
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 5.24pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: ?
Good. Fuck you are annoying sometimes.
From: Justine Murphy
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 8.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Tree frogs ppt
Hi David, you forgot to send the attachment on your last email. Can you send it again please?
Justine
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 8.51pm
To: Justine Murphy
Subject: Re: Tree frogs ppt
You may rely on it.
From: Justine Murphy
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.15pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt
Ok. Can you resend it to me then please?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.26pm
To: Justine Murphy
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt
Without a doubt.
From: Justine Murphy
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.44pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt
???? Did you attach it?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.51pm
To: Justine Murphy
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt
Don't count on it.
From: Justine Murphy
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.27pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: ?
Are you fucking with me? Just attachment it ass hat.
From: Simon
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.28pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: No Subject
Are you online?
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.37pm
To: Simon
Subject: Re: No Subject
Concentrate and ask again.
From: Simon
Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.41pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: No Subject
Fuck you.[/quote]
haven't lol'd so much in ages
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