Why opposite day could never exist - General

[QUOTE=Errorproxy;26639351]It is not opposite day. *[b]snicker[/b] snicker giggle dick*[/QUOTE] I read this as nigger

[QUOTE=Dokaman;26630389]If someone claims it's opposite day, if it was opposite day by them saying it was opposite day it would infact mean it is NOT opposite day. Person: It's opposite day! Translation It's not opposite day! They should claim that it's NOT opposite day, as that would mean it was. Confusing.[/QUOTE] Except your implying the rules of opposite day for this post to work, the holy book of opposite day explains, that once opposite day has been announced it is opposite day from that point and not before you have claimed it too be so.

Pff...Just ask : " If today would be opposite day, would you say that it's opposite day?" And the answer is always the opposite. (So no->Yes)

[QUOTE=mobrockers;26630662]But if it's not opposite day, it wouldn't be opposite, so it would be opposite day, but because it's opposite day it wouldn't be opposite day, but because it isn't opposite day, it is opposite day but because it's opposite day it wouldn't be opposite day, but because it isn't opposite day, it is opposite day, but because it's opposite day it wouldn't be opposite day, but because it isn't opposite day, but because it's opposite day it wouldn't be opposite day, but because it isn't opposite day, but because it's opposite day it wouldn't be opposite day, but because it isn't opposite day, but because it's opposite day it wouldn't be opposite day, but because it isn't opposite day. :psyboom:[/QUOTE] i blame a time vortex.

In opposite day, matter turns into anti-matter.

[QUOTE=toaster468;26637050]I'm 12 and 3/4 :colbert:.[/QUOTE] I think you added an extra one by mistake.

Of course that whole debacle can be taken care of by saying 'It's opposite day, everything that is said after this sentence for the rest of today is in reverse.'

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26646178]Of course that whole debacle can be taken care of by saying 'It's opposite day, everything that is said after this sentence for the rest of today is in reverse.'[/QUOTE] So then when I say It's opposite day, it infact is not, but for that to work, it must infact be opposite day, while I said it isn't, and by saying it isn't, it isn't, but it must be because otherwise it wouldn't be. :psyboom:

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26646178]Of course that whole debacle can be taken care of by saying 'It's opposite day, everything that is said after this sentence for the rest of today is in reverse.'[/QUOTE] No, because stating it is opposite day, you are talking about the [i]whole[/i] day. Something like, "Today is opposite of the remainder of the day day" could work.

I say "It's not opposite day!" when it is.

[QUOTE=toaster468;26646353]No, because stating it is opposite day, you are talking about the [i]whole[/i] day. Something like, "Today is opposite of the remainder of the day day" could work.[/QUOTE] Don't be rating my posts disagree, you...you....SUPER ULTRA DUMB FATHEAD!!!!1!11!1

OP took a joke too seriously.

Congratulations on your 100th Dumb.

[QUOTE=Europe;26647216]Congratulations on your 100th Dumb.[/QUOTE] Happy box day to you Happy box day to you Happy box day, you assclown Happy box day to you! And many more!

"Tomorrow is opposite day." :smug:

Guys be careful, saying "It is opposite day tomorrow" might rip a hole in the space time continuum!

Everything I say today except this statement is part of opposite day.

[QUOTE=Gainax;26646157]I think you added an extra one by mistake.[/QUOTE] You have out-zinged me! How dare you!

The point of opposite day is just for fun. If we actually tried to make EVERYTHING opposite it would be a very miserable day.

so? i can say its not christmass but it still is. just say its opposite day a day before

[QUOTE=Time Itself;26649946]The point of opposite day is just for fun. If we actually tried to make EVERYTHING opposite it would be a very miserable day.[/QUOTE] So it wouldn't be a very miserable day!

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26650012]So it wouldn't be a very miserable day![/QUOTE] :psyduck:

lets keep it up! if this thread lives long enough it mite just get more dumbs then the GD rules!

[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;26650203]lets keep it up! if this thread lives long enough it mite just get more dumbs then the GD rules![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.sanicleansystems.com/files/1432890/uploaded/House_Dust_Mite.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=not_Morph53;26650251][img_thumb]http://www.sanicleansystems.com/files/1432890/uploaded/House_Dust_Mite.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] exactly my point! wait what... :EDIT: Kinda a cool picture though.

Go ruin somebody else's fun, op.

[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;26650203]lets keep it up! if this thread lives long enough it mite just get more dumbs then the GD rules![/QUOTE] Only 2100 more to go...