• A "faggot" is an old unit of measurement.
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I just made me some faggots!
[QUOTE=Da Jester;18601526]My teacher always said a faggot is a cigarette or a pile of sticks.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=shadowknight;18601542]i always knew that faggot means ciggarette[/QUOTE] I think faggot isn't a cigarette, but fag is
[url]http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=Faggots+in+a+butt[/url] The result is extremely disturbing. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Echidna666;18601400]I had faggots for dinner yesterday [IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/grayt42/711px-Mr-Brains-Faggots-Pack.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Mr BRRAAAIIINSSSS! :zombie:
I have a friend who is a fag: [img]http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/7/5/b/12517962551900438138Stick_Figure.svg.hi.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Echidna666;18601400]I had faggots for dinner yesterday [IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/grayt42/711px-Mr-Brains-Faggots-Pack.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Beat me to it. I love hearing the story how my British uncle came to America, and asked a worker at a food store if they had any faggots. "Do you have any faggots?" "excuse me?" "Where can I find some faggots?!" Ironically that was in California.
There was a Simpsons joke where the smart nerdy kid goes "Alone, we are weak like sticks" and he breaks a stick, "but together, we make a mighty faggot!" and he holds up a bundle of sticks.
[QUOTE=Keithoms;18601240]Building a stick house soon? Order you wood in faggots![/QUOTE] But the big bad wolf will blow it down! :aaa:
Faggot of iron.
I CAME DOWN HERE WITH KIETH ONCE AN SOMEONE SAID THEY SUGGESTED SERVING FAGGOTS WITH THE SPAGHETTI. I WAS READY TO CLOCK 'IM ONE AND THEN I ASKED KIETH WHAT OTHER FAGGOTS THERE ARE. HE SAID HE DIN'T KNOW SO I CLOCKED THE SERVER. man i miss kieth. :frown:
[QUOTE=Painseeker;18601259]Now if somebody calls me a faggot I can reply with "I'm not a bundle of wood", thanks for the lesson OP. :buddy:[/QUOTE] Yeah you know why gays are called faggots? Because they were tied up in groups and burned alive like faggots were. So people dehumanized them and simply called them faggots. so stop trying to be fucking funny when someone calls you a fag
[QUOTE=Painseeker;18601259]Now if somebody calls me a faggot I can reply with "I'm not a bundle of wood", thanks for the lesson OP. :buddy:[/QUOTE] You'll just seem like more of a faggot if you say that.
[QUOTE=BricknHead;18603285]Yeah you know why gays are called faggots? Because they were tied up in groups and burned alive like faggots were. So people dehumanized them and simply called them faggots. so stop trying to be fucking funny when someone calls you a fag[/QUOTE] No need to be an asshole.
[QUOTE=Keithoms;18601240]I made a very enjoyable discovery last night in learning that a faggot is actually a unit of measurement! A faggot is an archaic English unit applied to various-sized collections of sticks: 1 short faggot of sticks = 2 ft girth × 32 in long bundle of short wood sticks/billets 1 long faggot of sticks = 2 ft girth × 4 ft long bundle of long wood sticks/billets 1 faggot of iron = 2 ft girth × 1 ft long bundle of iron/steel rods/bars The term is now just as likely to be applied to any bundle of sticks, regardless of its proportions. Building a stick house soon? Order you wood in faggots![/QUOTE]This is where the derogatory term originated from. In the old days, homosexuals were burned at the stake for their "sins" against the English church, in the same manner which the English church disposed of all who go against the divine word of God. In order to burn someone alive at the stake, sticks are placed under the podium, usually at the victim's feet. Since wooden sticks were measured in "faggots" at the time, people started referring to homosexuals as "faggots." It's very similar to the word "nigger." Obviously, that word originated from the lynching of African Americans, and conveys hatred and disapproval of a certain race. (I do apologize for using these words in my post, by the way. I'm simply explaining where these words came from).
I smoke fags.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18601345][img]http://tempus44.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/fasces.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I knew it, you're a fascist.
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