[QUOTE=DarkKrystal;39421196]i think i just shit my pants[/QUOTE]
What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Toz;39421227]What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
look at her face dude
oh my god
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;39421188]I piss on the Junii[/QUOTE]
I curse this man! Let his penis wither. Let his bones crack. Let him see his weed thrown in the sea.
Gods of the inferno, I offer to you: His limbs, his head, his mouth, his breath, his speech, his hands, his liver, his heart, his stomach.
Gods of the inferno, let me see him suffer deeply and I will rejoice and sacrifice to you.
Im still waiting
oh
oh it's a fight
oh it's a fight oh jeez
Tried wax for the first time today.
Damn.
I will hear no more of this insolence from a dirty little pleb!
May Jupiter crack the skies and ram his manhood deep inside of you.
[QUOTE=counterpo0;39421400]Tried wax for the first time today.
Damn.[/QUOTE]
what's going on bro
How do you guys fucking find weed. I just moved to NJ like 3/4 a year ago and now I'm crying cause I haven't had anything to smoke in that long.
[editline]31st January 2013[/editline]
OR another question. How do I distract myself from thinking about how great weed is?
Just ask people
Fuck, DD...I feel like a dick now.
I refused to sell Dr. Bean percocet because he's in rehab now and I said I didn't want to enable that while he's in treatment. Now he's giving me shit for it.
Did I fuck up? :l
Got that soft, snorting n' smoking now.
[QUOTE=Zepheniah;39422085]
I refused to sell Dr. Bean percocet because he's in rehab now and I said I didn't want to enable that while he's in treatment. [/QUOTE]
totally didnt see that coming
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;39421895]Just ask people[/QUOTE]
Yeah but how do I do that without getting people calling the cops on me?
[QUOTE=Zepheniah;39422085]Fuck, DD...I feel like a dick now.
I refused to sell Dr. Bean percocet because he's in rehab now and I said I didn't want to enable that while he's in treatment. Now he's giving me shit for it.
Did I fuck up? :l[/QUOTE]
heh, i wonder how he got caught. I cant count how many times he bumped with that.
[editline]31st January 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Slacker101;39422251]Yeah but how do I do that without getting people calling the cops on me?[/QUOTE]
i doubt joe shmo, who you thought was a stoner but isnt, is going to call the cops on you. And what are they going to do? "hey officer, he was asking me to get him weed! arrest him" "well, do you have weed?" "no, but isnt there something you can do?" "not really, he doesnt have anything on him. Goodbye sir you are free to go."
also, just strike up a conversation. Lead it to weed and ask where they buy from.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;39422198]totally didnt see that coming[/QUOTE]
He's trying to blame it on me saying that I 'fucked him over' and 'got him excited for nothing' when I said that I'd sell them to him, then when I told him he should keep his promises instead of getting high. Apparently it's my fault that I disagree with his morals. He obviously just doesn't care about anyone but himself if he'd rather get high once than keep promises.
sup.
rockin thru my semester exams :smile:
Wee I had a few screwdrivers. Can't wait until this weekend so I can pick up some more bud, I'd rather get high all day than drink!
amen to that hermano
booze makes me act all funny. it's kinda like a wild card drug for me. it really doesn't matter what i drink unless it's shit quality then it's always all bad. but if i'm drinking decent-top shelf stuff i couldn't tell you how i'd react because i've pretty much reacted to alcohol completely differently each time i drink it.
i'm talking about how it emotionally effects me. once a hangover from two beers sent me on a hysterical mental breakdown. i wasn't even feeling like shit, i was feeling pretty good. so really i see no reason for me to drink because it's like emotional russian roulette i have no control over. it could put me quite literally anywhere emotionally, and the most fucked up part about it is i might [B]feel[/B] completely differently emotionally than i really am.
[editline]30th January 2013[/editline]
i can't believe weed is illegal and booze isn't.
booze is a fucking terrible drug in so many ways, and i can't think of one bad thing marijuana does... i mean it helps with fuckin cancer for christ's sake.
[editline]30th January 2013[/editline]
it's ludicrous that this veil is so tightly and carefully woven that weed isn't right but booze is. and we all accept it, even though alcohol is responsible for shitloads of bad statistics each year.
all weed is responsible for is getting kids who aren't bad into trouble. and quite possibly turning them bad.
i mean shit, who are you more afraid of when you walk down the street, a mob of stoners or a mob of drunk people?
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speaking of that, the other day my best friend was talking about his girlfriend and how they talked about something like that. That one day she was really busy and didnt text him or call him all day (long distance relationship) and he didnt really care. He texted her at night to say goodnight and she apologized for no being able to talk during the day, etc. So she said something along the lines of 'why, u mad?' and he responded 'nah, didnt really think about it. I dont get upset if you dont talk to me, i assume you're busy, or thinking of something else, etc; unlike you people (women) who constantly worry when someone doesnt spontaneously contact them every once in a while, and then get mad when they to be the one to initialize the contact".
I remember one time my sis was upset at her bf for not calling her or something and i asked "well, does he know to call you?" "no, i just want him to call me." "...but you cant expect him to call you out of the blue, he doesnt know you want him to talk to you if you dont tell him" "i know... but he should [I]know[/I] without me telling him." me- :|
man
turns out my buddy picked up a qp yesterday ahahahaha
bought myself half a gram, smoked maybe a third of the nug, and im feeling gooood.
busted super fat + a fat amount of kief
fantastic, tried getting some perc from a friend through someone, bought it and some for himself but decided to keep it all for himself in the same day he said he'd sell it to me the next day. supposedly because I'm in treatment but like I give a fuck, once I get out I'm still gonna be drugging but I don't believe that shit. just wants it all for himself I'm sure, doesn't give a damn about my "recovery", sold me adderall before while in recovery and just said to wait till I get out, which is not actually caring about my recovery. nobody else sells it and ive been trying to find it for a while, so fucked. oh well, buying a 5 bowl or hopefully a dime tomorrow. bitches about me being sober as he does more drugs then I do, maybe he's the one who should be sober. sorry for the rant, just so pissed
You fiend.
I haven't been able to get any weed from my dealer, he hasn't had any for 2 weeks, should be able to pick up hopefully this weekend if he's any bit reliable. Been a pretty stressful week so for now I guess I'll just drink my sorrows away instead of smoke them :v:
Out of curiosity and as someone who's never smoked synthetics, are they worth it? It'd be nice since my dealer can never seem to get enough weed, he's always out and I'm always looking for another dealer but it's pretty slow.
[QUOTE=WoodenSpoon;39420407]Did you buy that bong online or locally? I've been looking for one online that is the same design, it looks pretty and I imagine it wouldn't be too expensive either. Someone in post your piece posted a pic of theirs a long time ago that made me want one:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YTTCy.jpg[/IMG]
Sorry for the large image, I just copied it directly from post your piece.[/QUOTE]
Hah dude thats my piece it was like 30$ pretty good deal always haggle at headshops
ALSO RIP THAT BONG BROKE :(
[editline]31st January 2013[/editline]
Also, citizens of DD, trainwreck or girlscout cookies?
wake n bump, shit I hope schools cancelled, It's like -40 today with windshield :|
[QUOTE=dr.bean;39422930]fantastic, tried getting some perc from a friend through someone, bought it and some for himself but decided to keep it all for himself in the same day he said he'd sell it to me the next day. supposedly because I'm in treatment but like I give a fuck, once I get out I'm still gonna be drugging but I don't believe that shit. just wants it all for himself I'm sure, doesn't give a damn about my "recovery", sold me adderall before while in recovery and just said to wait till I get out, which is not actually caring about my recovery. nobody else sells it and ive been trying to find it for a while, so fucked. oh well, buying a 5 bowl or hopefully a dime tomorrow. bitches about me being sober as he does more drugs then I do, maybe he's the one who should be sober. sorry for the rant, just so pissed[/QUOTE]
I've watched a kid who occasionally smoke weed turn into a drug fiend
amazing
and sad
[editline]31st January 2013[/editline]
also im getting a magic flight box for free
[QUOTE=Keegs;39423057]
Out of curiosity and as someone who's never smoked synthetics, are they worth it? It'd be nice since my dealer can never seem to get enough weed, he's always out and I'm always looking for another dealer but it's pretty slow.[/QUOTE]
They're worth it if you make it yourself. Check out the Spice thread here for more info: [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=31614719#post31614719"]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=31614719[/URL]
[editline]31st January 2013[/editline]
Page king needs more music.
Cut Dick
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