[QUOTE=kaskade700;39527299]No work of school for a week :D
What's a good book that's not about elves and dragons ?[/QUOTE]
Great Gatsby by Scott Fitzgerald
my favourite book of all time
[QUOTE=zach1193;39522126]Don't be so anti social, you might make a new friend.[/QUOTE]
I don't want to make a new friend.
I'm starting to crash, time to ingest 5 Klonopin.
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[QUOTE=OutOfPop;39527402]I don't want to make a new friend.[/QUOTE]
Tell your local physician that you are starting to feel severe anxiety for flying in an airplane, he'll give you a benzo and you'll sleep the problem off.
Edit: Actually you could just get hammered right before the flight, it could be an easier solution if you don't want to go to a physician. Though if the flight is longer than 5.5 hours, I would probably advise against drinking since you would be hungover before you've completed the journey.
As we reach page 100 i'd just like to say a few words.
Smoke bitches fuck weed
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wait
And I'm going to trip on 25-I nbome tonight. Is going to be good.
[QUOTE=Memnoth;39526985]"Sweden is proud to announce their reserved view", on how the drug problem is going to stay on the black market on the streets, so gangs can harass and manipulate people which is a liberty they deserve![/QUOTE]
And who do we have to thank for that? The "moralkärringar" and thick-ass bitches in KD.
[video=youtube;fpm0Wn7fMJk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpm0Wn7fMJk[/video]
I mean look at that shit. "Drug is drugs". How can such stupid people be the main force behind the current narcotics policy. How are they even still in the parliament!?
[QUOTE=Hamm0;39527536]As we reach page 100 i'd just like to say a few words.
Smoke bitches fuck weed
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wait[/QUOTE]
That was almost funny, even though I didn't even raise a smile I have the experience of an expert when it comes to trying to be funny and failing. You have my respect for the courage to execute it and my out-most condolences that it failed.
I apologise for wasting your time
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let me just get my coat
[QUOTE=Hamm0;39527646]I apologise for wasting your time[/QUOTE]
And here I sat thinking I was making a compliment. God, communication is difficult when you're crashing from speed and have a large amount of Klonopin in your system. I was sorta trying to help you get through the emotional let down when no one rates you funny. Perhaps I misunderstood the joke somehow, maybe that it is more of a rhetorical one with humor on the side but rather more a reference to being whacked.
Sorry if I sounded like an ass.
Don't worry man, it probably wasnt that funny just felt like cracking a bad joke to make myself feel a bit better aha.
[QUOTE=Hamm0;39527741]Don't worry man, it probably wasnt that funny just felt like cracking a bad joke to make myself feel a bit better aha.[/QUOTE]
I believe you made all of us feel a bit better to be honest. I think that is what I've been trying to say. Because of empathy you know; you felt like doing something humorous, and then as people read it we end up in a situation where there is less stress and tension. Which is something very positive to be able to provide.
A proof of that could be my questionable comment reaching out in empathy to embrace the calmness in the social situation in this thread.
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[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;39527597]I mean look at that shit. "Drug is drugs". How can such stupid people be the main force behind the current narcotics policy. How are they even still in the parliament!?[/QUOTE]
I know, but I think the reason that our government is so stupid is because you don't require additional education than the vocational one to understand how to work as a politician. After that it is probably possible to hire a consult expert about a specific area such as narcotics, but the problem is; since you are not educated in pharmacology you just don't understand the facts and replace it with social standard moral values instead, which are religious in nature.
Humor is such a strange subject, it's almost impossible to explain what's funny and what's not, but you'll know it when you see it. Sometimes a perfect joke becomes unfunny when delivered in the wrong way, sometimes the timing is just right.
I like the fact that laughter evolved as a form of tension release. After a potentially dangerous situation, the group would signify safety by calling out with the distinctive sounds we know as laughter. Later on, with the advent of more stable and secure standards of living, humor became an important tool for bonding and defusing stressful situation. We laugh because we are happy, but we are also happy because we laugh.
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In related news, I think I'm gonna smoke a ton of weed and eat some LSA seeds.
[QUOTE=Parja;39527869]Humor is such a strange subject, it's almost impossible to explain what's funny and what's not, but you'll know it when you see it. Sometimes a perfect joke becomes unfunny when delivered in the wrong way, sometimes the timing is just right.
I like the fact that laughter evolved as a form of tension release. After a potentially dangerous situation, the group would signify safety by calling out with the distinctive sounds we know as laughter. Later on, with the advent of more stable and secure standards of living, humor became an important tool for bonding and defusing stressful situation. We laugh because we are happy, but we are also happy because we laugh.[/QUOTE]
Well, as the machine I am. I actually know what humor is, but I have just not grasped how to use it. We have these pre-programmed systems in our brain that tell us how things normally are supposed to function, and as someone is making a joke, the defiance in our logical structure causes convulsions also known as laughter to provide the indicator for others that this is an error. This is why we don't like being laughed at, because then we know that something about us is in defiance of the normal order of things. The happiness involved in laughter helps us remember that this is incorrect logic.
Edit: In example: The old chicken joke, why did it cross the road? We all expect a purpose on the other side of the road, but since it just wanted to get to the other side, and had no purpose because it was a chicken, this causes the logical error in our minds that causes happiness to remember it.
Edit: I have another example; I called a friend of mine to ask him to come over to my new apartment, I mentioned the view outside was green and pleasant, and he quickly responded with "A green wall." as a joke obviously, and this is where the interference occurs because we associate green views with nature and not green walls directly outside the windows.
Jesus man, i just feel like smoking all day, im even home alone. Sucks to be all dry.
[QUOTE=-z-e-m-i-;39528012]Jesus man, i just feel like smoking all day, im even home alone. Sucks to be all dry.[/QUOTE]
Just make sure the urge to smoke doesn't become a psychological addiction since it is quite harmful to your lungs to smoke all day. I'm sure you don't smoke 24/7 but I thought I would just release that information for some reason.
Edit: I had a friend that went to Germany to meet up some friends that had a studio where they could practice their music, and their psychological cravings for weed was so high they spent all their money on weed. Do you know what they ate for an entire week? Garlic with ketchup. Not the most ideal nutrient-supply unless you're going for the thin-body bad-breath diet.
So last night, I bought a nice big nug for $40. We packed 3 bowls and went in a little storage compartment under the stairs and hotboxed it. 3 niggas 3 big ass bowls. It was fucking crazy. I was gone. Then I came home ate some lunchables with wheat thins and cheesespread. And fell asleep on my basement floor. I left my bag full of weed, lighters, pipe and everything on the kitchen counter and now it's not there and not in my room. I'm fucking nervous my parents found it and went through it...
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;39525487]Just took a good amount of crystal molly, lets see what happens[/QUOTE]
Wowowowowow, I had the best and weirdest conversations with people, then me and my gf boned until 4 am
God molly's the shit, I felt so amped
[QUOTE=Memnoth;39527921]Well, as the machine I am. I actually know what humor is, but I have just not grasped how to use it. We have these pre-programmed systems in our brain that tell us how things normally are supposed to function, and as someone is making a joke, the defiance in our logical structure causes convulsions also known as laughter to provide the indicator for others that this is an error. This is why we don't like being laughed at, because then we know that something about us is in defiance of the normal order of things. The happiness involved in laughter helps us remember that this is incorrect logic.
Edit: In example: The old chicken joke, why did it cross the road? We all expect a purpose on the other side of the road, but since it just wanted to get to the other side, and had no purpose because it was a chicken, this causes the logical error in our minds that causes happiness to remember it.
Edit: I have another example; I called a friend of mine to ask him to come over to my new apartment, I mentioned the view outside was green and pleasant, and he quickly responded with "A green wall." as a joke obviously, and this is where the interference occurs because we associate green views with nature and not green walls directly outside the windows.[/QUOTE]
It's like people with heavy autism not understanding metaphors intuitively, instead understanding them logically. Like the one where you say "Oh wow, he sure isn't a rocket scientist" and the autist would say, "Yeah, of course he isn't, he's a bus driver, what about it?"
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[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;39528199]Wowowowowow, I had the best and weirdest conversations with people, then me and my gf boned until 4 am
God molly's the shit, I felt so amped[/QUOTE]
I was on molly new years eve, I found a guy that was completely greened out, and told him improvised, intricate and absurd stories for an hour.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;39525629]I must be getting old - I keep forgetting this forum aged so many years while I was participating on it. It's weird to think that all of these distant people I used to think I knew are off living their own lives somewhere else in the world, with their memories of their time spent on these forums nearing 'long term storage' or even outright forgotten. I wonder how many of them think of FreakyMe when they think of these forums..
- A moment of weird introspection.[/QUOTE]
I remember you! I usually lurked but posted on occasion
[QUOTE=Memnoth;39528057]Just make sure the urge to smoke doesn't become a psychological addiction since it is quite harmful to your lungs to smoke all day. I'm sure you don't smoke 24/7 but I thought I would just release that information for some reason.
Edit: I had a friend that went to Germany to meet up some friends that had a studio where they could practice their music, and their psychological cravings for weed was so high they spent all their money on weed. Do you know what they ate for an entire week? Garlic with ketchup. Not the most ideal nutrient-supply unless you're going for the thin-body bad-breath diet.[/QUOTE]
Im addicted to cigarettes so health is not my concern, its more about the addiction itself.
[QUOTE=Parja;39528265]It's like people with heavy autism not understanding metaphors intuitively, instead understanding them logically. Like the one where you say "Oh wow, he sure isn't a rocket scientist" and the autist would say, "Yeah, of course he isn't, he's a bus driver, what about it?"[/QUOTE]
Exactly, and trying to construct a joke based on pure logic just doesn't work. My brain is hard-wired for causality, logic and purpose to compensate for the social difficulties I have, such as impaired ability to "feel" the metaphor so instead I work around it, like thinking about the origins of the metaphor which leads to a logical structure, then I have an understanding for causality which leads to a purpose in the word.
A joke in pure semantic logic would be something like: Why did the pattern follow the causality law? Because it was an action.
Then maybe I can convert these to environmental situations: Why did the man make a habit of sleeping outdoors? Because he was homeless.
Worthless.
[video=youtube;nIMGmbbx37A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIMGmbbx37A[/video]
[B]This month's public bread is provided by the Cabaline Brotherhood of Millers. The Brotherhood uses only the finest flour. True Roman bread, for true Romans.[/B]
[QUOTE=-z-e-m-i-;39528341]Im addicted to cigarettes so health is not my concern, its more about the addiction itself.[/QUOTE]
Oh, well then I understand completely, I am myself a smoker. Nicotine-addiction high-five? (Because celebrating health decline is not funny.)
[QUOTE=Parja;39528265]It's like people with heavy autism not understanding metaphors intuitively, instead understanding them logically. Like the one where you say "Oh wow, he sure isn't a rocket scientist" and the autist would say, "Yeah, of course he isn't, he's a bus driver, what about it?"
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I was on molly new years eve, I found a guy that was completely greened out, and told him improvised, intricate and absurd stories for an hour.[/QUOTE]
I talked to my girlfriend for hours about how the telomerase that caps our dna and repairs it eventually gets less efficient, hence we age, and the dna in our cells start getting copied down wrong.
However, the telomerase in a crab either doesnt lose efficiency, or loses it very slowly, and because of this crabs can just keep growing and aging, and their cells are near perfect copies of their original cells from birth
Which gives us the saying "Pensar en la inmortalidad del cangrejo", meaning you're not day dreaming but actually thinking about serious stuff.
"Penny for your thoughts?"
"I'm thinking about the immortality of the crab"
anothet b can or stiop
My bag is nowhere to be found. And my parents haven't said anything...
pr;retyy fucked meng
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599
99
nopo lol 600
so how are you cunts
Prolly another year till i get invited to the mexican party
crumpet hi
i have something to tell you
spent 2 hours waiting outside in the cold today because the guy who runs my workplace is "ill" and couldnt be bothered to drive over and let me in, no cash means no 420 and i always feel super guilty sponging off my mum's stash, and fuck smoking my dad's hash, shit makes me feel sick.
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