[QUOTE=/B/rother;39613899]playing co-op games with your mate baked as fuck is really fun :v:[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is really fun
[QUOTE=mrmr;39613915]Your avatar is really fun[/QUOTE]
welcome to the "I tripped on /B/rother's avatar" club
Holy fuck this couldn't have gone any better jesus christ what the hell
Me and a few mates was smoking a joint at a friends place. We had around 4-5 grams of weed in front of us, just bombed 7 LSA seeds each and we're pretty toasted.
Suddenly two guys in dark clothes come through the door. At first, we mistook them for friends of the host, one of us even waves his joint at him. Turns out, those guys are policemen. Like for real, 2 policemen are in the basement of my friends house.
They look around the room, which by the way reeks of dank stank, and disclose that they are here because:
"Some of the neighbors have reported a possible burglary in progress here. That doesn't seem to be the case, but since we can smell skunk in here, and also that that guy's still holding a joint, we're charging you for possession and consumption of weed. The charges will be dropped if we don't find any more weed than that roach on the table, since that could have been any of you. Do you have any more, and be honest, we're going to search you anyway. No? Ok. So if you just stand up here and let us do a search on you, and if we don't find any on you, you won't be charged."
"And honestly you guys don't look like the most industrious drug dealers. Not the types to go through 30 grams of hash in a week."
I answered: "Dude we smoke like a pound a day niggggggga"
But really I muttered: "Uh no sir, we are weekend smokers only, just casual and stuff, you know how it is."
So we stand up one by one and get searched - mind you, at this point we all think we still have a couple of bags on us.
Luckily they were super chill, not making a fuss out of it. They were young guys, maybe two or three years on the force and quite possibly two or three joints in their past. We cracked jokes (nervously) and acted cool (more nervously), while making smalltalk about the benefits of such an alert police in areas of much burglarizing (it's in a wealthy part of town). Then we talked about more serious crimes than consumption of weed, such as, speeding, jaywalking and being an asshole.
While one of my friends was being searched, he cracked a joke about the tightness of his jeans and him not expecting to get pantsed today. Or at least not in this manner. Bad situation in the making, except the officer laughed along and commented: "Oh come on man, it's saturday, you could get some."
I briefly considering telling one of them that he had a nice beard and that I would like to stroke it, but decided against it on very obvious reasons. One being I was too high to do it.
Then they finish up, not finding anything. But then one of them looks at a small container my friend uses for storing weed. I was pretty sure my friend had stashed a dimebag in there. It was like fucking breaking bad, almost out of the fire, but then the lead detective spots the last crucial clue or something. He picks it up, opens it up, gives it a sniff, puts it down again and looks at us.
"Well, we didn't find anything. So you are hereby acquitted of all charges and we're not going to need any paperwork. If you wish to complain about this, you can contact the police."
We look at each other. Holy shit.
We wish each other a good night and safe patrols.
Turns out, the host had stealthily hid the stash in his stashbox under the table, a minute before they came in, not knowing they would come, just on a hunch.
As I am writing this, I am tripping on LSA, just taken effect 10 minutes after the cops left and rolling a 'noia-joint. (Nøjerfed for de indviede) and this post is a lot longer than I had expected at the start of my repetitious tapping on the keyboard.
TL;DR I ALMOST GOT BUSTED BUT THE COPPAS WUS COOL N SHIT NOW TRIPPIN PEACE NIGGAS 420 BLZEITFAGTON
Last night me and a few friends got a half o for $85, and somehow I've ended up with a full pill container full of super compressed weed, and no one even asked if I had it. We blazed some guy who has only blazed once and holy fucking jesus he was green after a while. Pretty sure he puked but I'm not really sure. We gave him a surprise shawty and a straight maul saying it was "afghani grass" god damn that was a fun night. Had an acid flashback too while really fucking chied, that was pretty crazy.
Parja, the gods are on your side and I hope they are telling you this personally at this moment.
Nicely done.
[U]A[/U]d hoc! Ad [B]L[/B]oc! and Qu[I]id P[/I]ro Quo! [U]So [/U]little time! So[B] muc[/B]h To know!
Was going crazy fast on a longboard around a bend with a joint in hand and I just hear "Dank!" after I pass.
Made me laugh enough to almost crash
[QUOTE=mrmr;39614502][U]A[/U]d hoc! Ad [B]L[/B]oc! and Qu[I]id P[/I]ro Quo! [U]So [/U]little time! So[B] muc[/B]h To know![/QUOTE]
My glass ball is telling me you are posting under influence
that glass bowl has two stems and a hole
the glass bowl is full of smoke
not anymore
now I am full of smoke
[editline]17th February 2013[/editline]
I am now the glass bowl
Hit the liquor store and got myself some Patron, Bols Melon, Baby Duck, Peach Schnapps, Lemon Drop Schnapps and Rootbeer Schnapps.
Still gotta pick up a O' and my drinkin' buddies later today, gooooooooood shit.
Almost forgot that my girlfriend gave me a gift card to MacDonalds AND she wants to take me out to buy some weed for me as a part of the present. I love that girl!
smoked a jay with my bro earlier
Smoking a few more bowls now.
[QUOTE=mrmr;39613915]Your avatar is really fun[/QUOTE]
I used to use that as a Live Wallpaper on my phone a while back
I am
dying
slowly
it will be
extremely painful
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120511112337/batman/images/f/f0/Bane_TDKR3.jpg[/img]
that feel when your nigga asks if you want to chill, you get ready to go out then he says nevermind.
niggas can be so flakey...
[editline]16th February 2013[/editline]
i swear this one nigga i know is probably a frowny biscuit on the inside.
Smoked a bowl of kief with my brother and his friend, now I have become a potato with a brain.
girl from work is gonna hook me up with a new dealer.
$100 quarters fuck yes!
wake n' bake.
coffee and smokes keeps my shit flowing.
Ever been moving really fast but you're sitting down at the same time?
That's how high I am now
i've experienced something like that
thought the couch was flying
Pro-tip don't pistol whip a punching bag with a plastic airsoft gun. Loving this budder I have, 2-3 dabs and I'm amazing.
a work in progress must be read in the style of a poetry slam kinda deal
puffin on cheeba smokin that reefa
caught emphesema i cant even breatha
i think im delirious this chronic is somethin serious
got kush by the pound dro by the o i keeps more bud than i can ever smoke
whos down to blow this loud shit lets see how high we get
our second hand go so strong the neighbors fail a piss test
we only fucks with the best you can miss us with that stress
lungs stay tired they never get a chance to rest
break down this swisher better yet lets rip the bong
lets get stoned as fuck yall and write a dope ass song
a ballad to ganja a symphony to weed let's be creative
while we blow our trees from a simple seed this mighty plant grows
legalize this shit and see how far society goes
it grows from earth the same place of mans birth
give it a chance let it prove its worth
theres a saying that goes dont knock it till you try it
hit that shit one good time i guarantee you crack a smile kid
thats one of the side effects the munchies too
order a pizza or somethin youre gonna be hungry dude
idk thought it was neat haha
My poo is dark orange ,black and green and im gsna throw it in some treez
Fuck im high
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jJIcy-ydMc[/media]
That song is 32 years old.
wake n bake
I don't know if I can still make small posts.
I don't want to get banned :c
bumpity bump, gettin ready for some Assassin's Creed 2
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jMq3bIpo0s[/media]
my mate ordered a glass sherlock vaporgenie
[IMG]http://azarius.net/images/resize/detail/vaporgenie-glass.jpg[/IMG]
and people say my pipe looks like a dildo. Should be sweet though
Not sure if you Yanks can do this one, but... Cigars in Australia come in steel tubes (which make nifty travel bags for your stuff yo) and inside the tube there is a thin wooden sheet that wraps around the cigar to keep the flavor in. Anyway, you get this sheet and make it into a join. Good stuff.
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