bump, finishing up my bag. Gonna get some more in a bit maybe.
There's a blizzard in my nose! Snort an eight ball then ski down a lift snorting bumps the size of my fist.
[QUOTE=SuperNatural;38939057]There's a blizzard in my nose! Snort an eight ball then ski down a lift snorting bumps the size of my fist.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=110775&dateline=1292191898[/img]
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;38937184]This is honestly a messed up situation. My girlfriend came over yesterday, we chilled on my bed and watched "Drive". I gave her a couple of gifts for christmas and we chilled for a while, then she started to make out with me as usual, after a little while her hand was down my pants and she was rockin it, she started staring off into space with a strange look in her eyes and a smile on her face. She likes it when I play with her tats, so I was, as usual, but this time she grabbed my head and threw it into the pillow and kissed me, she then said "I have to go". She claimed she had no curfew that night, but she bolted so fast, leaving all her gifts and everything. I didn't even get a chance to put my shirt back on and I tried to get the door for her, and give her her shit but she bounced already..
I texted her and said "Seriously, somethings up, please tell me whats wrong". She responded with "I have a wierd question for you, why is your dick like...abnormally large haha". I was a bit flabbergasted when she said this. I made an innocent joke about protein consumption, she replied with a giggle, but she has been in incommunicado since then, and she's pretty much completely ignoring me today. DaFuq is going on.
I texted her not long after and she didn't respond, but around the same time she posted something on her FB saying: "If something happens to you, you can either let it destroy you, deal with it, or not give a damn".
I'm so goddamn confused, I'd ask the love advice thread but I like you guys more.[/QUOTE]
Maybe your dick is just too big for her? She might have realized that there isn't anything more than foreplay that she can do with you, and that either made her not want to continue due to sense of futility or the notion that she wouldn't be able to satisfy you.
Having a really big dick can sometimes be as much as a curse as an inadequate one when dealing with some people. She's going about it terribly, but I wouldn't read much more into it unless there is something obvious.
[QUOTE=Beefdozer;38936445]Ahhh, it got here a couple hours ago and I've been enjoying the hell out of it. Hits so smooth. Here's a pic of the whole delivery.
The 8.5inch Steam Roller, that came with a free little 2inch spoon pipe and some screens. 30 bux? Fuck yeah.
[/QUOTE]
you realize that first pipe kinda looks like a dick with only one testicle
(no offense, really)
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;38939251]you realize that first pipe kinda looks like a dick with only one testicle
(no offense, really)[/QUOTE]
Most pipes look pretty phallic.
[editline]22nd December 2012[/editline]
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/vlcsnap-2012-02-09-22h39m19s863.png[/IMG]
I've been told this one looks a lot like a dog dick - I see it, but only as a vague resemblance.
I guess. I mean,
[img]http://www.caprishop.com/images/glass_bong_penis_big.jpg[/img]
Kush and coke..... aine, though that makes no sense. CS:GO is actually entertaining for more than 10mins when on coke.
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;38939329]I guess. I mean,
[img]http://www.caprishop.com/images/glass_bong_penis_big.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
My sister owned a black penis pipe very similar to that.
I've seen a realistically painted one but I didn't find a picture :<
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;38939329]I guess. I mean,
[img]http://www.caprishop.com/images/glass_bong_penis_big.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I wonder if you can make an anal gravity bong with that. Put it up your ass, light it up while slowly pulling it out and BAM your ass gets smashed.
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;38939862]I wonder if you can make an anal gravity bong with that. Put it up your ass, light it up while slowly pulling it out and BAM your ass gets smashed.[/QUOTE]
these are the kinds of ideas a weed addict get under the influence of miarjuana
[img]http://i.imgur.com/c7Spn.png[/img]
[editline]22nd December 2012[/editline]
i barely exist right now
Making more hash, it's taking so long to filter the water ugggh
heh..got 5 10mg adderall's yesterday, popped 10 mg's and snorted another 5 mg's while in class cause we were watching a movie lol nobody even noticed, got home, smoked half a bowl of some OG kush I got a few days ago (which I got like 2 and a half bowls for 5 bucks, good deal) and snorted that other 5 mg's. was gonna use my phone to post but both facepunch apps don't work so I got lazy lol.
anyway just snorted 5 mg's and popped the other 15 like an hour ago, gonna smoke a bit later
Don't bump high, while not don't high?
lolwut
Buh-bah-be-bwump, smoking bowls and bowls and got some raspberry vodka. Shit is like drinking candy.
Snip
help im addicted to coffee am i gonna die
[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;38941928]help im addicted to coffee am i gonna die[/QUOTE]
You will have a seizure in 3 hours and die from caffeine addiction. I'm sorry, sir.
[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;38941928]help im addicted to coffee am i gonna die[/QUOTE]
no but you will spend a bunch of money on it
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;38939239]Maybe your dick is just too big for her? She might have realized that there isn't anything more than foreplay that she can do with you, and that either made her not want to continue due to sense of futility or the notion that she wouldn't be able to satisfy you.
Having a really big dick can sometimes be as much as a curse as an inadequate one when dealing with some people. She's going about it terribly, but I wouldn't read much more into it unless there is something obvious.[/QUOTE]
Idk, she came over again. Did her thang. All is good I guess.
[editline]23rd December 2012[/editline]
Also bump for Cocaine,weed,and alcohol.
testing the waters with 2cb tonight, tripping with a friend tomorrow
aw yiss
Bump when high?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=qrBj3u5dPgM&feature=fvwp[/media] this is too much to handle
why are media tags not working what
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;38943622][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM[/media] this is too much to handle
why are media tags not working what[/QUOTE]
aaaand dealers supplier got busted. time to find a new one! wish me luck.
